Just... enjoy. I am not exactly sure WHY the Hoff was performing in London at G-A-Y the other night. I just know that this is a gift. And that sometimes you don’t question gifts, you just accept them, enjoy them in your own personal way, and then resume facing the hardships of life. Please also note that David Hasselhoff wears his pants better than Jessica Simpson’s golddigging Kevin Federline Eric Johnson. Full Story

What? You mean this isn’t doing it for you? How can you not get hard for that straddled-led side-lean he’s working here? Not to mention the double finger pump. That pretty much has me cresting. Photos from Daniel Deme/WENN.com  Full Story

Don’t ask me why he’s there. Don’t even bother sending me whatever explanation about a movie or a tv show or some dvd or even worse, a new album. I don’t care. There is only one reason The Hoff ever shows up anywhere and that is it to provide the cheese. Don’t ask me who he has with him. Full Story