Rossum for the Weekend

August 15, 2008 11:07:55 Posted at August 15, 2008 11:07:55
Lainey Posted by Lainey

I’m golfing today. If I miss a 3 ft putt, this will be the reason: Emmy Rossum has announced via her blog that she is working on a new album, intending to rape us with more sugar.

Why???

Because the last one did so well?

No... because she’s trying to find the “perfect sound”. Ew! Do you want to die? Wait before you kill yourself, it gets worse – I’ve highlighted my favourite part from her latest entry for her “fans”:

Hey guys!
I'm starting to work on the new album… still trying to find the perfect "sound." Someone really smart told me that you have to make records in order to find out what kinds of records you should be making. I think that they put it pretty well. It's a discovery process, kind of like an archaeological dig... the perfect sound is there somewhere and just has to be uncovered. I've been writing and recording with artists and producers in London, Copenhagen and Los Angeles in the past few weeks.


She goes on to name drop Gerard Butler and the Police concert but I’m cutting her off because… why do I need a reason?

This is the Rossum at an event last night with honey sick dripping off of her.

Wanna play Would You Rather? Ok, let’s:


Would You Rather:

Be friends with Emmy Rossum... or see a new Batman feature with Brian Austin Green as the Riddler?

Diarrhoea vs diarrhoea.

Would You Rather is never easy.

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