GOOPy or Douchey?

March 16, 2009 12:26:00 Posted at March 16, 2009 12:26:00
Lainey Posted by Lainey

Tough call for you, isn't it?

One's an elitist condescending, allegedly undeserving bitch, the other a wastebag ingrate making a mockery of music and his entire career...

How to choose? GOOPy or Douchey?

Well it's obvious for me. GOOPs of course. You know I love my GOOPs. And you know she hates Joaquin Phoenix.

They worked together on Two Lovers, she shouldered most of the publicity for the film, seemed to barely be able to stand next to him at the New York screening, now she's calling him out on his fake ass, in her pretentious judgy way. What else did you expect?

When asked to comment on JP's career change, GP replied:
"I think that there might be some other explanation or something going on. I'm not quite sure what, but I can't believe that he's really going to quit [acting] forever to become a rapper. It seems odd."

A followup question about advice for JP elicited this response:
"Hmm ... maybe to go live in the projects for a few years to get some authenticity, maybe."

Oh snap. How did you interpret that? Like all rappers come from the projects? Or...

A privileged, wealthy actor who's made his home in lush Los Angeles shouldn't be defecating on an art form borne out of struggle and perserverance...coming from a privileged wealthy snot selling her lifestyle like it's attainable for everyday women.

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