For a photo shoot? I totally get it. But real life at the beach? Call me Cruise - I’m thinkin’ overkill on the accessories, non? The same earrings on both sisters, the double fisted bangles…several inches of them… Maybe it’s just me. But Hilary Duff does indeed have a great body. Full Story

Am a fickle gossip. Which is why last year, Hilary Duff was deemed an anorexic with horse teeth. Now however, in light of the skanky scandals created by her peers, and the savvy way she’s been able to avoid them and, embarrassingly enough… that song. Be honest. Can you get this out of your head? Can you??? If you’ve ever watched Laguna Beach, you absolutely can’t… Dan Levy  Full Story

Source Damn girl. Pull. It. Together. I can’t... I don’t… there are no words. Because while Drew and Kylie and Mischa and Sophia Bush, while all of these ladies are bringing Sexy to Single, Hilary Duff seems to be suffering from a serious Nicole Richie kick in the ass. Full Story

Love it. Whatever it is that they have, however dirty, however f*cked, in spite of the fact that he seems to be attracted to 12 year old androgens, something about Nicole Richie and Joel Madden makes sense. First clear photos of their new togetherness in Vegas, she looking pretty and happy and a smidge further away from death than she has in the past, he looking much more relaxed than he ever did with the nauseating not to mention artificially wholesome Hilary Duff - just because you don’t get pulled over on the freeway, doesn’t mean you don’t “blow happy”…you get my drift? As for Nicole … the silver dress might be kinda cheap but it’s also rather flattering, non? And is it just me or is her back surprisingly less boney than you’d think? Quick observation though - you know I can’t resist a conspiracy theory. Full Story

Thank Goddess. Canadian gossip that doesn’t involve Ryan Phillippe or cheating or homewrecking skanks at Yaletown Cactus Club. By the way – quick update: one of those skanks is rumoured to be negotiating a deal in the $50K range with a tabloid to sell her story. Classy, non? Anyway, about Hilary - she’s in Vancouver to visit Haylie, they spent Saturday up at Whistler, and my sources tell me exclusively that Haylie tried to offer her sister a bit of a diversion from her break up with Joel Maddon. Full Story

Hilary Duff at the airport in LA looking rather glum following her recent split from Joel Madden who, as you know, has since taken up with Nicole Richie. So here’s the thing: Before Joel, Hilary was a normal sized girl. Young and fresh and cute and HEALTHY. Enter Joel, enter rapid, rapid, rapid weight loss to go along with gargantuan sized new teeth – a pretty frightening transformation that should have elicited more alarm than it did at the time. Full Story

On a sofa, perhaps. Window dressing? Sure, depending on your taste. Even a bed spread works. But on a body, at a gala, worn by Hilary Duff? This dress is total f&cking ass. And the way she wore it is even assier. Here’s Hilary looking like sh-t at the Carousel of Hope Ball on Saturday night, hair coloured jet for a movie, though the same excuse can’t be used for the eye makeup – MUCH too dark for someone who clearly can’t rock goth and, just like the others, looks like she"s barely surviving. Full Story

From JJB of the two during LA Fashion Week. Now I"m not one to talk about noses since mine is so hawkish it"s about to fly away but I just can"t help myself. Haylie Duff"s beak is quite possibly the longest thing I have ever seen. And you have to wonder - if the younger one was open to starvation and veneers and happy habits and a little nip tuck here and there, what"s stopping the older one from shaving down that honker? And is it just me or does her schnoz have strangely hypnotic powers? Like that guy with the mole in Austin Powers - I can"t take my eyes off the f&ckin" thing. Full Story

So here"s the question. Did Kelly Osbourne seek the advice of the Hollywood Diet Doctors? Or is she losing weight the healthy way? Would you believe that she"s actually NOT starving? Yes, gossips. I found it hard to swallow as well. But that"s the report from people I talked to this weekend who saw her in LA. Full Story

Listen up smutters because you’re not going to hear about this anywhere else. Ph.D. in gossip, remember? And for those who love to naysay – jump up my ass. 2006 is a brand new year, and I’m tired of having to hold your amateur hands while you acquaint yourselves to the real machinations of the bullsh*t that is Hollywood and its revolving door of celebrity image makers. Full Story