Total Photo Assumption. But it’s like her air is extra sex when her husband’s not around, non? Sarah Jessica Parker and Hugh Grant were in New York last night for the premiere of Did You Hear About the Morgans opening this weekend against Avatar. Um, yeah, good luck. Morgans has yet to be reviewed. Full Story

These people are so civilised. Hugh Grant dated Liz Hurley for ages. Then he paid a Divine to blow him on the side of the street. Then they broke up. But no hard feelings at all. And when he needs her, she’ll show up. In service of her own profile too, of course. After all…why IS Liz Hurley? In London tonight at the premiere of Did You Hear About the Morgans, Hugh was joined on the carpet by his ex and also his current co-star Sarah Jessica Parker who looked bloody cold in her strapless pink dress. Full Story

Hugh Grant has a new film in theatres this holiday season. Did You Hear About the Morgans will be released on December 18th. While his co-star is working on Sex & City 2, Hugh so far has been shouldering the press on his own. So he was in Germany today appearing on Wetten Dass which, if you’re not familiar, is random, hilarious sh-t with a huge dose of Eurocheese. Full Story

One of the best gossip stories EVER: Remember when Hugh Grant attacked a pap in London with a container full of baked beans? I die. Last night Hugh was at it again. In New York, walking with a friend, unfortunately he had no beans with him so all of a sudden Hugh decides to kick a photographer in the balls. Full Story

Hugh Grant is shooting a new movie. It's been a while. Still, the time away doesn't mean he's breaking out of his same old movie mold, oh no. A romantic comedy called Did You Hear About the Morgans costarring SJP - something about a couple in witness protection. Hilarity ensues. But probably no baked beans in Tupperware. Full Story

A story today in Page Six - that on Monday night, Drew Barrymore was at the Waverly Inn in New York and Hugh Grant came in the door and she squealed and launched herself into his lap and they made out. Full Story

While Madonna is reportedly romancing some young hot Brazilian piece called Jesus –and if she is… I’m jealous! Look at him! – Guy Ritchie has apparently also moved on. She’s younger, she’s connected, she’s very, very wealthy, and it was supposedly all hooked up by Trudie Styler who, conveniently, also introduced Guy to Madge way back when. Full Story

When: April 2007Where: Outside his flat in LondonWho: Hugh GrantWhat: He attacks a photographerHow: With beans!!! A tupperware full of beans!!! Funniest.Sh*t.Ever. And many, many of you agree…thank you for your submissions! I love them, I read them all, please continue! What made the incident even more hilarious – aside from the photos which are works of art in and of themselves – is what he allegedly shouted at the pap while launching his bean arsenal: “Do you know who I am? I’m a millionaire! Leave me alone!” And then he told the man that he hoped his girlfriend and children die of “f&cking cancer”. Full Story

Hugh Grant made an appearance today at the London premiere of The Golden Compass looking cuter than he has in a long, long time. And actually seeming to be in good spirits. Flopsy must be getting laid. Dude is probably hitting up a few sorority houses. Well done. Hugh of course is a crusty pig but he has always looked dashing in a suit. Full Story

We shot a segment the other day at the 2007 Cannes Gifting Lounge at the Carlton. Among items offered to celebrities: luxury trips to Tahiti, the Caribbean, and Kenya and the opportunity to adopt an elephant. Forty elephants were adopted by the company sponsoring, baby elephants were then gifted to the likes of Pamela Anderson and Minnie Driver – in name only. Full Story

The theme was honouring Poiret – the 20s are back, metallic is in full rage. Some did it well, others threw up all over themselves. But as suggested by my producer the lovely Lara, I’d be remiss if I didn’t describe what we’ve now dubbed Anatomy of a Red Carpet. Because seeing the photos is one thing, but watching how they achieve the photos is more fascinating that you can imagine. Full Story

Just couldn’t help myself on Wednesday – had to PVR the American Idol Gives Back telethon. Was at times cringing at the irresistible cheese (Celine & Elvis) and at others moved to tears – heaving, sobbing, wailing, particularly when the unflappable Simon Cowell lost his sh-t. And of course for Annie Lennox…had to tune in for Annie Lennox. Full Story

Where’s the beans??? Hugh Grant yesterday, a day after attacking a pappy with a tupperware inside a ziplock bag full of beans. This if course was the same incident during which Hugh asked the photographer: “Do you know who I am? I’m a millionaire!” Can’t say it any better than one of my producers at eTalk, Laura, who made the following observation yesterday: “Not only is this comedy gold, but he"s a millionaire. Full Story