Oh look. It’s Duana’s new obsession, the Smith Family. Click here to read her post yesterday on Will and Jaden Smith’s interview with Vulture. It’s all about “patterns”, see? On the red carpet, the parents wear bright colours while the children stick to black and white. Full Story

(Last night I emailed Duana about the Will & Jaden Smith Vulture interview. I heard from her an hour later: OH MY GOD. Like I'm not even through it and I only woke up because Libby barked and I checked email on phone and could not even get through it before I had to put it down to email you. Full Story

It’s really hard to write about Jaden Smith. Here he is in Cancun, doing press for After Earth, the movie he made with his dad Will. Jaden is 14 and it’s obviously not fair to judge Very Young Hollywood by the same standards I feel so completely free to judge Adult Hollywood. He’s a kid. Full Story

Somehow, after a run of increasingly bad efforts capped off by the infuriating The Happening and the appallingly awful The Last Airbender, M. Night Shyamalan is still allowed to make movies. How he’s not been thrown in Director Jail remains a mystery, and not only does he remain at large, free to crap out whatever turd of a twist ending he’s come up with and call it a plot, he’s still convincing major stars to put their names on his pieces of sh-t. Full Story

Will Smith hosted the Kids’ Choice Awards on Saturday. He was slimed with Justin Bieber. Then backstage, check him out with the Beckham kids... and is that Posh? Not wanting to show her face on camera? Will was at the event with his children, Willow and Jaden, and wife Jada. So it was a united family front at a family event. Full Story

Sound about right? They weren’t just 69’ing at the hockey game in Winnipeg. While there, Selena Gomez and Justin Bieber hit up the animal shelter. They fell in love with a 10 week old husky mix. She called him Baylor. They took Baylor home. He’s their baby. Until they break up. Then what?Don’t talk of such things. Full Story

Have you seen the Architectural Digest featuring Will & Jada’s house yet? You’re not reading anymore now. You’ve already clicked on the images, right? Ok, I’ll wait. Nothing more popular on tv these days than a home show. All my friends are obsessed with home shows. Do up your room like this. Full Story

Come on, they were super cute cheering on their son Jaden while he was performing with Justin Bieber, right? Look, I have some problems with the Sci and the Smiths too, but right there, I don’t know that you can criticise parents who are just really, really excited to see their kid up there doing his thing. Full Story

She leans out when she’s touring/rehearsing. And it’s all that hot yoga. But goddamn I want those abs. Maybe after this f-cking cleanse I can start working on them. So you know she arrived as an embryo. It’s a little obvious, obviously, but then again Gaga has never been known for subtlety. Full Story

By now I’m sure you’ve seen it – the annual Hollywood Issue, this year featuring Ryan Reynolds, Jake Gyllenhaal, Anne Hathaway, and the ubiquitous James Franco on the cover, with Jennifer Lawrence, Anthony Mackie, Olivia Wilde, Jesse Eisenberg, Mila Kunis, Joseph Gordon-Levitt, Andrew Garfield, Rashida Jones, Garrett Hedlund, and Noomi Rapace on the inside flap…as Robert Duvall supervises from the back. Full Story

Will Smith spent Friday night in the bleachers cheering on his oldest son Trey’s high school football championship win. Look at Will. He does NOT have an 18 year old son. Trippy. Trey, unlike his younger brother and sister Jaden and Willow, appears to be not interested right now in a life in the spotlight. Full Story

For The Karate Kid premiere. Goddamn that’s a ridiculously attractive family. But is there something new about Jada’s face? Does it seem extra tight to you? Maybe it’s just the fringe. See now if I were Willow’s age I’d be in those pants too. Hard not to fall into that trap, non? Oh but they’re so pretty, they’re so perfect, they can’t possibly be weird and crafty. Full Story

Written by Jacek I’ll preface this post with two things. First, what the f-ck do I know? I’m married to a Hollywood gossip and only dabble in the topic by association. Second, I haven’t even seen the movie yet but from the feedback I’ve heard, he’s good. Full Story

It’s all of it. It’s Jaden Smith’s star turn. It’s Willow Smith’s adorable steeze. It’s Jada Pinkett Smith’s crazy ass legs in a onesie...? Right now am totally obsessed with the Family Smith. Here they are last night, minus Will and Trey, at the BET Awards last night looking so individual and yet so totally cohesive, so much talent and charisma in such small little bodies, and weird too, in that showbiz way, because ultimately all the intriguing ones are freaks at heart – just ask Elizabeth Taylor. Full Story