These pictures made me laugh. Shia Labeouf and Joe Jonas walked past each other at Cafe Med yesterday in West Hollywood. Let’s Photo Assumption the Middle Vagina Virgin’s face: Please know me. Please say hi to me. Please look up. Please let’s bro-shake. Should I walk back in the other direction? How can I run around the back and come across him all over again without seeming obvious? Should I try it? Please let me be his friend. Full Story

Olivia Wilde announced her divorce in February. She’s 26 and had been married 8 years. So I guess I don’t blame her for going kinda boy crazy. I mean she looks great, she’s connected, as long as she’s not, like, begging people to stay with her, to love her, to Biel her, it’s hard to argue with the girl’s single summer strategy. Full Story

Taylor Swift will be on Ellen today - is it Wednesday? - and she was asked about relationships, dealing with them as a famous person. I liked her answer. I liked how she was all like - I'm not going to complain, how could I possibly complain? And then there's a little reference to perhaps dating someone who's not all that comfortable with being scrutinised publicly. Full Story

First it was an aquarium date with Ryan Gosling. Click here for a refresher. Then she and Justin Timberlake were supposedly hooking up at a club. Click here if you missed that. She subsequently denied it. Full Story

Us Magazine says that Jake Gyllenhaal had breakfast with Jessica Lowndes in New York last Friday. Curiously that’s the same day that Taylor Swift and Garrett Hedlund had dinner for the first time in Tennessee. Click here Full Story

Jake Gyllenhaal was not at the ACM Awards last night. He was however represented by two exes. As already noted, Reese Witherspoon was there to present and jizzed all over everyone in her chicken drum stick dress including Taylor Swift, who pulled out her “oh gosh, I don’t believe it” move at the end of the night when she was declared the ACM Entertainer of the Year. Full Story

Jake Gyllenhaal’s new movie Source Code opens today. There was a screening in New York last night. Here’s Jakey, after a week of talk show appearances, arriving at the theatre last night and inside with costar Michelle Monaghan (remember when everyone said she’d be a big deal?). Source Code is receiving some solid reviews, scoring, at press time, 88% on Rotten Tomatoes Full Story

As I’ve said, I don’t like being put in the position of having to defend celebrities. That’s not my job. And frankly, it’s actually not that much fun. But there’s no other perspective here as far as I’m concerned. Jake Gyllenhaal in this situation is beyond reproach. Full Story

Thursday night she hits a hockey game with that Chord kid from Glee. Pictures everywhere. Then she cycles the pre-Oscar party circuit with her bestie Emma Stone. Last night they wing manned for each other at Vanity Fair. It was one of Swifty’s strongest dress-up outings in a long time. A short, flirty, sexy dress. Full Story

Well now it’s getting interesting… Last week Carey Mulligan was spotted holding hands with Eddie Redmayne – click here for a refresher. Then she attended the off-Broadway opening of Three Sisters starring Maggie Gyllenhaal and Peter Sarsgaard. Full Story

She was out last night in New York at the opening night of the off Broadway play Three Sisters supporting an old friend. Carey and Peter Sarsgaard worked together on An Education. Sarsgaard and his wife Maggie Gyllenhaal are both featured in Three Sisters, and the reviews have been very positive so far. Full Story

By now I’m sure you’ve seen it – the annual Hollywood Issue, this year featuring Ryan Reynolds, Jake Gyllenhaal, Anne Hathaway, and the ubiquitous James Franco on the cover, with Jennifer Lawrence, Anthony Mackie, Olivia Wilde, Jesse Eisenberg, Mila Kunis, Joseph Gordon-Levitt, Andrew Garfield, Rashida Jones, Garrett Hedlund, and Noomi Rapace on the inside flap…as Robert Duvall supervises from the back. Full Story

Does she have a song called Second Chances? Because she's about to. People.com is reporting that Taylor Swift and Jake Gyllenhaal hooked up last night in Nashville, seen together at a restaurant. They weren't tonguing each other or anything but it was just the two of them. Full Story

It was Jenny Lewis. They dated a long time ago. Before Kristen Dunst. And then they were friends. He even introduced Jenny to Reese Witherspoon. He and Reese went to Jenny’s shows… Now fresh off his breakup from Taylor Swift… Instead of going to the Globes alone… He not only brings a date, but an ex-girlfriend? What is this all about? The no-drama answer would be that he just wanted to hang out with a buddy. Full Story