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Size 2 is a dumbass

August 3, 2009 12:46:22 Posted at August 3, 2009 12:46:22
Lainey Posted by Lainey

And a famewhore. And if I’m CBS, and she twisted her ankle and couldn’t work as a result of playing tennis in wedge heels, I’d withhold her pay. This is what it’s like on the Grouse Grind Full Story

Friday Night Bentley

March 13, 2009 14:28:43 Posted at March 13, 2009 14:28:43
Lainey Posted by Lainey

Ugh. Size 2 Jennifer Love Hewitt today showing off her new Bentley. “Love” as they call her is the star of a show called Ghost Whisperer that airs on Friday Nights, a modest ratings winner on a night that’s hard to win. For several seasons now. Ghost Whisperer. They watch Ghost Whisperer. Full Story

YOU EMBARRASS US

February 21, 2009 15:45:00 Posted at February 21, 2009 15:45:00
Lainey Posted by Lainey

This bitch has no sense. It’s Jennifer Love Hewitt. Apparently today is her 30th birthday. She celebrated by calling up the paps, getting dressed up as Audrey Hepburn, and driving over to Tiffany & Co to reenact Breakfast at Tiffany’s. ?????????????????????????????????????????????????? FONTRUM*: Feeling embarrassment for someone that doesn't have enough common sense to feel the embarrassment that they should be feeling for themselves for their actions. Full Story

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Why Size 2 is single

January 21, 2009 09:21:11 Posted at January 21, 2009 09:21:11
Lainey Posted by Lainey

For too long now, Us Weekly has been slapping D List celebrities on its cover with reports written from inside Lauren Conrad’s ass. It’s one thing to feature a nobody. It’s another to sugarcoat the story about the nobody with The Hills scripted nonsense. Full Story

Worst Emmy Hair: Jennifer Love Hewitt

September 22, 2008 07:44:12 Posted at September 22, 2008 07:44:12
Lainey Posted by Lainey

Size Two wore her hair for a small town prom. Or a small town wedding circa 1995. How the f&ck does this get past security? How the f&ck did she find a stylist even willing to do this? Ken Paves wouldn’t do this! Even Ken Paves would draw the line at this! I’m telling you…when you have to go out of state to get your hair did, it’s wrong. Full Story

Worst Emmy Breathless: Hayden Panettiere

September 22, 2008 07:08:52 Posted at September 22, 2008 07:08:52
Lainey Posted by Lainey

Is it just me or did the 35 year old seem like she was sucking in so hard she could barely breathe? I get that everyone there was Spanxing it last night, holding in every last imaginary ripple, every curve that starvation could not kill, faint and woozy from a week’s worth of eating air… but Hayden Panettiere seemed especially uncomfortable. Full Story

Jennifer Love Hewitt hates fat

December 3, 2007 09:07:58 Posted at December 3, 2007 09:07:58
Lainey Posted by Lainey

Attention starved Jennifer Love Hewitt was snapped at the beach in Hawaii last week generating the most headlines she’s had, probably ever, for the size of her ass. UK tabloids and many North American blogs noted her fuller figure and compared it to days past, when young “Love” peaked on Party of Five, and way back when John Mayer supposedly composed “Your Body is a Wonderland” in her honour. Full Story

Turned Out Feet > FNL

October 22, 2007 12:48:48 Posted at October 22, 2007 12:48:48
Lainey Posted by Lainey

Why???????????????????????????????? This is Jennifer Love Hewitt the star of The Ghost Whisperer, perhaps one of the suckiest ass shows on television, attending the Spike Scream Awards at the weekend. You will note she is turning out her feet. A neurotic pet peeve but still… She is turning out her feet. Full Story

Most Surprising: Jennifer Love Hewitt

September 17, 2007 04:56:56 Posted at September 17, 2007 04:56:56
Lainey Posted by Lainey

Her tits aren’t pouring out, it’s not quite a prom dress, it’s black and appropriate, hair wasn’t swept up in a beehive, and she stayed in a corner where she belongs, away from all the real stars. Am proud. Well done.  Full Story

Shelf Ass Needs a Stylist

July 13, 2007 12:00:00 Posted at July 13, 2007 12:00:00
Lainey Posted by Lainey

Or a new one. Or maybe it’s just her. It’s the curse of the B List, you know? No matter how clever the publicist and how famous the Pipsqueak boyfriend, Jessica Biel is simply a Shelf Ass and a tv girl. And tv girls can’t own the carpet. Last night at the premiere of Chuck & Larry… Jessica wearing something Jennifer Love Hewitt would wear and trying to suppress her ManTran. Full Story

Jen’s new cover

June 6, 2007 00:00:00 Posted at June 6, 2007 00:00:00
Lainey Posted by Lainey

After a slump last year, Stephen Huvane has come out swinging. Brilliant, brilliant manoeuvres of late and a formidable sparring partner for the Pitts – matching them move for move so far after getting his ass handed to him last year. Love it. Last week we were teased – Jennifer Aniston spotted with a new dude, reported by People. Full Story

Shame About the Aliens

May 14, 2007 00:00:00 Posted at May 14, 2007 00:00:00
Lainey Posted by Lainey

The King of Queens goes off the air after 9 seasons so Leah Remini, better known as Jennifer Lopez’s BFF and scientological life coach, is promoting a new project: an internet series called In the MotherHood. Thing is, it’s really too bad about the weirdness and the chills, you know? Because Leah is actually pretty entertaining. Full Story

Taupe in Person

May 8, 2007 00:00:00 Posted at May 8, 2007 00:00:00
Lainey Posted by Lainey

Jennifer Garner is a pretty girl. Very pretty. And the dress was lovely. Lovelier than it looks here. Here for some reason it looks hideous. And it was far from hideous. It was a Valentino, with whom she arrived and again, she looked pretty and lovely. And you have to understand that I’m saying this with as little enthusiasm as possible. Full Story

Sienna Won’t Shut Up

March 5, 2007 12:00:00 Posted at March 5, 2007 12:00:00
Lainey Posted by Lainey

Having seen Sienna Miller in person at Burger King, I can almost picture how she must have been during this interview with The Guardian. Simply put, the girl is off the rails. It was pretty pathetic when she was cussing her face off on her cell phone at the airport in Salt Lake City but during an interview? I have to admit I do appreciate her refreshing candour. Full Story