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Ready to praise Porny?

September 10, 2012 18:14:54 Posted at September 10, 2012 18:14:54
Lainey Posted by Lainey
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Jessica Simpson flew from LA to NYC this weekend in advance of her big interview with Katie Couric during which she will tell you, having been paid $4 million by Weight Watchers, how hard it was to lose the baby weight and how her struggle is so relatable. Then you are supposed to be inspired. Because Jessica Simpson will have done something so heroic. Full Story

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Gisele: The Anti-Porny

September 7, 2012 19:34:40 Posted at September 7, 2012 19:34:40
Maria Posted by Maria
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Bauer-Griffin

It’s easy to hate on Gisele; it’s doubly easy to hate on her if you are a mom. She looks disgustingly great while she is pregnant and did a bikini photo shoot 2 months after giving birth to Benjamin. If I saw Gisele at the playground, I would waddle away in shame. And in case you didn’t know, Jessica Simpson is not a supermodel, ok? And that means it’s ok for us not to be supermodels, you guys! Are these our only options, Gisele or Jessica? Well then we are f-cked. Full Story

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The Great Porny Unveiling

September 6, 2012 14:49:21 Posted at September 6, 2012 14:49:21
Lainey Posted by Lainey
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WENN

We’re 4 days away from Jessica Simpson’s post-pregnancy body unveiling on Katie Couric’s new show on Monday. While she tries to sweat off as many pounds as possible until then, details about her weight loss progress, or lack of progress, have been released. All of it, of course, in service of Porny’s deal with Weight Watchers in her role as the company’s spokesperson. Full Story

Mother Porny pushes a buggy

June 25, 2012 13:29:17 Posted at June 25, 2012 13:29:17
Lainey Posted by Lainey

This t-shirt started out as a crew neck. And here’s Porny living up to her Porny name. Because Jessica Simpson turns everything, even a walk around the block with her baby, into sexual suggestion. Can she help it if she has big ass tits? Perhaps not. But what about the lasciviousness of that open mouth on top of those big ass tits? Whether or not she was intending to, what she ends up saying here is that she’ll suck on it while you’re rubbing it between her breasts. Full Story

Postpartum Porny is Horny

June 1, 2012 14:01:54 Posted at June 1, 2012 14:01:54
Lainey Posted by Lainey

Of course she is. Jessica Simpson, after all, is now the representative of the Perfect Woman in the eyes of the men: She is fertile and luscious with big ass tits and she still wants to f-ck even after having a baby. If Jessica Simpson can do it, and enjoy it, why can’t you? That’s how you satisfy your man, don’t you know? In her exclusive interview with PEOPLE, for which she was paid a million dollars, Porny tells the magazine that: “I've kind of broken one rule. Full Story

Porny didn’t push

May 30, 2012 14:59:49 Posted at May 30, 2012 14:59:49
Lainey Posted by Lainey

As expected, PEOPLE Magazine outbid everyone else for the first photos of Jessica Simpson’s baby Maxwell Drew. There’s also an exclusive interview. Since everyone goes crazy over babies and everything baby-related these days, they expect this to be a big seller which is why Maxwell’s first job as a Baby Pimp earned her mother a million dollar paycheque. Full Story

Did You Survive Celebrity Mother’s Day?

May 14, 2012 14:40:41 Posted at May 14, 2012 14:40:41
Maria Posted by Maria
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(Lainey: How was your Mother’s Day? Mother’s Day belongs to Hollywood now. Does it feel like Mother’s Day is being taken over by celebrities and their babies? None of the writers usually featured on this site have babies. So... meet Maria. Maria is a friend. She is also the Managing Editor of Vitamin Daily and just celebrated her first Mother’s Day as a mother (of Jackson, born last year). Full Story

On Maxwell Drew

May 2, 2012 15:23:41 Posted at May 2, 2012 15:23:41
Duana Posted by Duana
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WENN

She has arrived, and yes, let's just take a few seconds to marvel on HOW DID IT TAKE THAT LONG?  I guess the answer is “she told everyone the identical second she could”, possibly because she knew she wasn't going to be able to hide it. So the name pool, which was a ridiculous amount of fun (especially for me as I got to read all your entries) is finished. Full Story

Porny’s May Day Baby?

May 1, 2012 15:48:12 Posted at May 1, 2012 15:48:12
Lainey Posted by Lainey
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Fame/Flynet

TMZ reports that Jessica Simpson’s family, along with relatives of her freeloader, are at the hospital now. Finally! It’s out of her! Porny may have relief! And we may know the winner soon to our Porny Baby Naming Pool Full Story

JGL, Julianne, and The Dark Knight Rises

May 1, 2012 15:31:44 Posted at May 1, 2012 15:31:44
Lainey Posted by Lainey
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SWAP/Splash

Joseph Gordon-Levitt and Julianne Moore went for a walk in New York yesterday. Apparently he’s directing her in a new movie. Scarlett Johansson will also star. JGL worked on the script, a romantic comedy about a player who is trying to commit:"I wrote myself a helluva role, one that people wouldn’t (have) necessarily thought of me for. Full Story

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M = Pregnant Forever

April 27, 2012 14:43:57 Posted at April 27, 2012 14:43:57
Lainey Posted by Lainey
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Fame/Flynet

Jessica Simpson posted a video from her baby shower yesterday. It’s short, so have a look first and we’ll regroup after: So...This shower happened on March 18th. That’s SIX WEEKS AGO.Can you imagine how uncomfortable she must be now? Jessica tweeted the other day that she is indeed still pregnant and did not give birth last weekend as was erroneously reported. Full Story

Evaluating Porny’s baby shower

March 22, 2012 14:37:57 Posted at March 22, 2012 14:37:57
Lainey Posted by Lainey

Oh look. PEOPLE Magazine has exclusive photos from Jessica Simpson’s baby shower on Sunday. They’ve released one shot on the website as a promotion for the rest of the images in this week’s issue featuring Adam Levine and Blake Shelton on the cover. Which is why, as I reported Full Story

Porny's baby value

March 19, 2012 13:55:09 Posted at March 19, 2012 13:55:09
Lainey Posted by Lainey
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Fame/Flynet

Jessica Simpson's baby shower happened yesterday. Some celebrities showed up. It was an embarrassment of gifts. She does, after all, have her own on a billion dollar business. Or maybe it's just me. I've never been comfortable with the idea of registries etc for people having fancy weddings and pricy pregnancies. Full Story

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The Porny Name Pool!

March 8, 2012 19:54:25 Posted at March 8, 2012 19:54:25
Duana Posted by Duana

(Lainey: please see Duana’s article and then details on our pool below that. This is a throwdown!) I know the fear of all mothers these days is judgment.  Everyone worries they’re going to get judged for what they do or don’t feed their kid, who takes care of them, and whether or not they have foot-discovery skills by five minutes old. Full Story