You couldn’t miss Nicole Richie on the beach in Santa Monica yesterday with her husband and kids. How are the ratings for Fashion Star anyway? Last I heard it was hovering around 4 million which isn’t horrible but is far from a runaway hit.God her kids are SO cute, right? I can’t stand it how cute her kids are. Full Story

In Touch Weekly, apparently on a roll this week, reported in their new issue that Nicole Richie and Joel Madden are having marital problems. Joel has committed to The Voice in Australia. Supposedly Nicole is pissed because they’ll be apart. The real reason?Nicole and Joel haven’t shown up on a red carpet together in over 6 months. Full Story

I’m not good at Halloween. I really, really want to be. But I just, I mean I don’t have the flair for a smart costume. Last year Duana went as Taylor Momsen. It was the best. And Sasha went as the Bay. Equally hilarious. A few years ago, Jacek was Will Ferrell as Robert Goulet which only means something to you if you’ve watched The Best of Will Ferrell SNL too many times. Full Story

Last week, Kate Hudson, Alex Rodriguez, and Cameron Diaz were in Paris at the same time. Click here for a refresher. This week it’s Hilary Duff, Joel Madden, and his wife Nicole Richie. Joel and Nicole were married just two months ago. Honeymoon? They hit up Colette – oh God I love Colette but real people cannot afford Colette – and then went for a romantic walk around Montmartre. Full Story

Nicole Richie sold her wedding (photos) to People Magazine. But People was already planning a 2010 wrap-up issue. So they stuck her in the corner. I wonder if that affected the price. Nicole of course married Joel Madden. Joel Madden used to date Hilary Duff. Full Story

Nicole’s been hitting the gym hard lately. Tracy Anderson’s studio, if you’re interested. Everyone’s been going to Anderson’s lately. Everyone wants to be like Gwyneth. Does that bite your ass? Anyway, Radar Online is reporting that Nicole is getting married this weekend. Full Story

Nicole Richie and Joel Madden were photographed hand in hand on the way to an art show yesterday. Aside from their Twitter correspondence, which has been regular and unremarkable, the two have kept it quiet as a couple and then of course Star Magazine reported that Joel was cheating on claims that some DJ saw it go down, only that DJ totally denied the report. Full Story

Nicole Richie and Joel Madden were photographed a couple of days ago out for a run with friends. Or whatever their version of running is. Over the weekend Nicole ran into Ebola Paris Hilton, the first time the two were spotted together publicly in a long time. As you know, since Nicole has had her children, she’s pretty much stayed away from that piece of diseased sh-t. Full Story

Ebola Paris Hilton will not be invited to the Oscars. There’s no f-cking way. That piece of sh-t can’t even step into an Oscar party. A few years ago, the same could be said of Nicole Richie. But now you see the power. The power of the motherhood whitewash. To her credit, Nicole’s transformation from anorexic twat to responsible parent and entrepreneur has been nothing short of remarkable. Full Story

Nicole Richie is SO pretty. Nicole Richie is so cute. And the way she’s still flirting with Joel Madden after 2 years and 2 children is even cuter. Here they are last night courtside at the Laker game enjoying a date night off from their kids. Must be a relief. Of course knowing the cameras were on them obviously makes a difference. Full Story

Nicole Richie will be skinny again soon enough. But it’s good to see she’s not in too much of a rush. Sparrow Madden was born about 6 weeks ago. Some bitches in Hollywood are back to concave stomachs after a fortnight. Nicole seems to be taking her time. Here she is last night at the Noble Humanitarian Awards with a fuller figure than we’re used to seeing from her. Full Story

Radar reports that LA is buzzing about Nicole Richie and Joel Madden’s supposed secret wedding on Wednesday after applying for a marriage licence last week. TMZ Full Story

A reader called Sabrina wrote to me yesterday suggesting this might be a reason to thaw out my womb – Nicole Richie, on the heels of the success of her jewellery which sold out in pre-order, has announced she’s launching a maternity line… The good news is that it’s not just maternity. Full Story

Nicole Richie and Joel Madden flew in to NY yesterday for Fashion Week – seen here arriving for the Diesel Show, Joel showing off a much lighter head. You likey? I likey. I likey lately Joel so hot. Overnight he got hot? No? I’m crazy? Yesterday also happened to be Ebola’s birthday. Full Story