Don’t tell me you haven’t seen Point Break, like, at least 3 times. I won’t believe you. 15 years! 15 years and I STILL watch it on Sundays if it’s the Movie of the Week! And Dirty Dancing too. Bodhi and Johnny Castle – Patrick Swayze’s two best roles. And please. Full Story

Sienna and Jamie, Kiki and Johnny, all four in London, both couples enjoying the springtime of their love, both couples looking like they smell of sweat, stale cigarettes, day old cologne, and … feet. You know that foot smell? Like on a plane when your neighbour takes off his shoes and he’s not wearing socks? Don’t these four look like they smell like feet? And don’t they remind you of each other and also of Kate and Pete? PS. Full Story

Jessica is traveling with him on tour, they’ve arrived in Australia, but not even a different continent can change John’s expression: dude still looks shamed by his own c*ck. I particularly like the one where she appears to be trying to tell him something. Again, not that you can ever reliably deduce anything from just one photo, but it looks to me like he’s in pain, as if to say: Holy f&ck you idiot, please don’t talk to me unless I’m pissing on you. Full Story

I love going dancing on Gay Biker Chic Night. Leather chaps, tight taut bums staring back at you on a riser gyrating with abandon – one of life’s great pleasures. But Gay Biker Chic has an expiration date. And it’s either full throttle or it’s not at all. Meaning you can’t half ass Gay Biker Chic. Full Story

Or is it 3? No matter. The point is, unlike her brief flings with Andy Samberg and Adrien Grenier and Adam Brody which only lasted a week, Kiki has managed to keep Johnny Borrell’s interest for more, going so far as to follow him to the UK where she is supposedly shacked up in his flat, lovesick to the point that she follows him everywhere – to every gig, to every afterparty, to every town, to every country…and he can’t get enough. Full Story

It’s been weeks, it’s so public, and still…John Mayer KNOWS. He knows his c*ck has led him astray. He knows his brain, his good sensibility, some say even his integrity – he knows it’s all been soiled by his libido. And so he skulks around sheepishly, wearing a smile that can only be described as embarrassed every time we see him dragging around his blonde fun-bags - this weekend after lunch in West Hollywood. Full Story

Jesse Metcalfe – heard of him? Probably not. A jerk off of sizable proportions. Like… TOTAL dickhead. So anyway, turns out he’s an alcoholic. And now he’s in rehab. And his publicist wanted you to know. But just in case you didn’t know, the hardworking rep went the extra mile to tell you why you should know. Full Story

Wild Hogs has grossed over $100 million and counting. Which means courting the MiniVan Majority clearly works. Which is probably why John Travolta has temporarily swallowed his hankering for male massages and c*ckstands in favour of playing Happy Hetero just a little longer – especially since talk of a sequel is quickly gaining momentum. Full Story

More About Entourage A response to your emails yesterday about Entourage and the new season…but warning: spoiler ahead if you haven’t caught up. Confusing as hell which probably explains your messages but it turns out Season 3 is NOT over. NOT over. It was divided into Season 3A and B. Season 3A ends with Vince firing Ari. Full Story

No...not in person. But definitely in spirit. Always in spirit. Already known to capitalise on “personal” photos of his children and shopping them to the tabloids, I’m also now hearing that Joe allegedly makes Jessica check in with him wherever she and John are headed. Shortly thereafter, photographers appear like magic. Full Story

She got married. A day earlier than expected. Elton John gave her away. She wore Versace. She probably looked as she usually does. The same. Like this. Always. That"s all.  Full Story

Pimping kids for publicity and profit – the new sales strategy in Hollywood and it looks like the Travoltas are the latest to hop on the bandwagon. Here they are from a couple of nights ago at the premiere of Wild Hogs – I cannot for the life of me understand why the brilliant William H Macy accepted this script…I mean is he poor??? Sorry I digress. Full Story

In white at Elton John’s party, she also attended VF. And watching this woman pose is the treat of a lifetime. You can tell she has spent hours and hours and hours in her bedroom practicing, jutting out one hip, adjusting all the bones in her back, in absolute control over every inch of her body. And without a doubt, she LIVED for the attention. Full Story

In Florida last night after his show, maybe it’s just me but I see shame in his eyes. The eyes, the body language – this is not a man who is proud of his conquest or particularly happy to associated with it. Rather, this is a man who is bearing a heavy sense of embarrassment, the same look you’ve likely seen over and over again – on your own face or the face of a friend, after a night of wild partying and drinking, it used to happen all the time for us in university. Full Story