Out for dinner on Monday night - still on and heating up. To the point where John Mayer is not only ok with it, he actually looks smug about being seen out in public with his blow up doll...and truth be told, from a dude’s standpoint at least – why not? She really does have fantastic tits. And while we’re at it, new exclusive dish about what she left behind in Louisiana, now that shooting has wrapped. Full Story

The Pilot in drag. For a role, of course. Never in real life. Because John Travolta’s only indulgence is a really a great massage, right? And when your muscles are getting kneaded with such pleasure, resulting in so much relaxation, courtesy of a goodlooking masseur, c*ckstands are actually just par for the course. Full Story

By now I’m sure you’ve heard: Robin Leach, writing for Luxe Life, a Vegas gossip column, reported that on Sunday night, shortly before 1am, Britney supposedly collapsed at Pure, necessitating military-like security measures to wrap and cover and carry her body out of the club. Naturally, considering the poonie flaps and the swirl of smut surrounding Spears of late, every gossip and her main ‘Mo has jumped all over the story, absolutely 100% convinced the mother of two will be checking into rehab imminently. Full Story

Page Six has obtained yet another incoherent Lilo missive – an email to her friends and lawyers in which she claims Al Gore has offered to join forces with her to fight the tabloids and the pappies, as are the Clintons, and several other high powered personalities. Believing that she can be the voice of a generation, Lindsay also says she’d like to take ownership of her own publicity, intending to write directly to the press, similar to what she wrote in response to Altman’s passing, to enlighten the world about how to improve our society – a move she describes as inspired by Howard Hughes’s “way of the future”. Full Story

Mickey Rourke has butchered his face but once in a while, the man does speak some sense: “[My therapist] saved my f*cking life and my career. I don’t care what Tom Cruise says about therapy. F*ck him. Pick on Poor Brooke Shields. People need medicine and they need therapists. Let the Scientologists go f*cking live on a planet of their own. Full Story

Deliciously smutty new tip just arrived. That pre-aerial kiss, you remember? The NY Daily News reported a while back that the Travolta’s son is autistic. Rumour has it and widely believed, the liplocking partner is Jet’s manny and he and the Boss are very close, almost inseparable. Totally platonic, of course. Full Story

If you can"t stand the shameless self promotion - stop reading NOW. Consider yourself warned. STOP READING NOW. Flare Magazine is Canada"s fashion bible and in the November release, they have included a bonus issue called Canada"s Best in fashion, beauty, music, and film with a section called Project Beauty - "portaits of 27 captivating Canadians as seen by the country"s best photographers. Full Story

If it was up to me, he"d have my vote…hands down, loins aquiver. Arguments for: 1. It"s Johnny Depp - do I really have to do this? 2. If I really have to do this, on top of the fact that he"s the baddest sexiest moefoe, like, ever… his movie owned the box office this summer. And money talks. Period. Full Story

Well well. Curious state of affairs, non? First the official split from Chad Lowe, then the vicious Vanity Fair article in which she reprehensibly outs his addiction, now word that she"s hooking up with her agent, some dude by the name of John, also in the midst of a messy separation, and a child involved no less? How very Spelling of her, don"t you think? Here"s the photo and while speculation runs rampant right now, it"s hard not to assume the worst, especially since - as reported by Us Weekly - Mr Campisi has yet to file for divorce. Full Story

Thank Goddess for the National Enquirer. Thank Goddess for the pappies. Thank Goddess for every masseur who"s been asked for a Grease special, thank Goddess for every bellhop who"s personal Earth has been invaded by the Battlefield. And if you don"t know what the hell I"m talking about, check my archives and brush up on your queer smut. Full Story

It’s official, gossips. The Gay Midget Dwarf has been dethroned. And who better to take over his place at the top of the Hollywood mountain than Johnny Depp? Who DOESN’T love Johnny Depp? No freakish cult membership, definitely not gay, not a philanderer, or a golddigger, or a wife beater, or anything remotely close to boring. Full Story

No words required. Enjoy. Full Story