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KFed Jr: Eternal Rossum, Masterful Golddiggery

April 9, 2007 12:00:00 Posted at April 9, 2007 12:00:00
Lainey Posted by Lainey

The Original Federline made off with only a million after fertilizing not just one but two golden eggs. For the pupil though, that kind of money is chump change. Because now that Candy Spelling is all about being grandma, Tori’s bank account and little Liam’s trust fund suddenly got a lot heavier… which is what Junior had his eyes on the entire time. Full Story

Whitney: Bobby-free finally

April 5, 2007 12:00:00 Posted at April 5, 2007 12:00:00
Lainey Posted by Lainey

Hoo-rah.Whitney Houston’s divorce from Bobby Brown will be final on April 24th with a court granting sole custody of 14 year old Bobbi Christina to her mother. Whitney was emotional during the hearing, shedding a few tears upon hearing the judge’s ruling, and candidly expressing in public her thoughts on Bobby as a father: "If he says he"s going to come, sometimes he does. Full Story

Settling for Tori over Reese?

April 4, 2007 12:00:00 Posted at April 4, 2007 12:00:00
Lainey Posted by Lainey

Now you know I worship Janice Min… WORSHIP. But after getting beaten by People for the Cruise and Pitt photo opps, Janice had to secure what she could. Two straight weeks of killer covers, first exposing the Hollywood drug problem followed by the super smutty attack on Angelina Jolie last week…and now this??? How do you explain this??? Well, to tell you the truth, I guess I don’t blame her. Full Story

Friday, March 30, 2007

Dear Gossips,

Britney has remained trouble-free and club-free for over a week. She has not been photographed with a new opportunist boyfriend. She hasn’t borrowed underwear from random girls. And she will not be reconciling with Kevin Federline.

Rehab? I’d say so far so good.

Friday – blogging on the fly between shoots, refresh often for new posts.

Juno Weekend begins tonight. Party hopping until Monday morning – will dig deep for dish. And now I’ll get my flagwave on: dear Canadians, support Canadian music, check out the Junos Sunday on CTV.

Oh - and if you are in Saskatoon, I’ll be at the MTV party at Walkers on Friday night, Earl’s and the Rock Star Hotel at the Senator on Saturday night – come say hi!

Have a great weekend!

Yours in gossip,

Kevin cashes in

March 30, 2007 12:00:00 Posted at March 30, 2007 12:00:00
Lainey Posted by Lainey

A five hour meeting yesterday that resulted in a divorce agreement – terms were not disclosed but TMZ is reporting that KFed will walk away with about $1 million and shared custody. Not bad…though not great. A million of course is a LOT of money for you and me. But for them? The way they live? Seriously, it’s chump change. Full Story

Monday, March 26, 2007

Dear Gossips,

There was absolutely NO smutty emergency yesterday re: Britney. She was taken to hospital, it was supposedly a dental issue, she was released very quickly, the pappies lost their sh-t over nothing. And yes… I’m a conspiracy lover just as much as you…but these photos below taken upon her arrival at Century City Hospital don’t exact show an OD’ing bitch being carried inside to get her stomach pumped, you know what I mean?

Let’s focus on the positive, shall we?

She did NOT celebrate KFed’s birthday party in Vegas this weekend - VERY good news.  She is dancing again - also very good news. And it’s been five days since she exited rehab and we still haven’t seen her poonie – the best news. So call me Cruise but optimism rules. More on Britney below.

Monday – real time blogging, check back often for fresh posts.

Yours in gossip,



Granny Nic havin’ a baby… again?

March 26, 2007 12:00:00 Posted at March 26, 2007 12:00:00
Lainey Posted by Lainey

Once a month right? Nicole Kidman’s idea of menstruation apparently involves making people think she’s pregnant on a regular basis. Australian tabloids are reporting that Nicole Kidman and her employee husband are expecting thanks to fertility treatments. According to them, this time it’s like totally true because she’s “told her friends”. Full Story

KFed Jr: Hard Work Pays Off

March 21, 2007 12:00:00 Posted at March 21, 2007 12:00:00
Lainey Posted by Lainey

As far as Goldiggery is concerned, you really do have to tip your hat to Junior. Any man who can stomach Tori Spelling so willingly and smile about it for the cameras and fight off the nausea and hold back the bile, even when the possibility of an inheritance seemed remote, even during the dark days when Candy Spelling cut her off – a persevering sacrificing golddigger is a masterful golddigger indeed. Full Story

Wednesday, March 14, 2007
Dear Gossips, I suppose it was a good week to be sick, because when the hottest news in Hollywood is the arrival of KFed Jr’s paycheque… well… suffice to say, I don’t feel so guilty about staying in bed. In fact, given how repulsive I am right now, that I could probably turn most straight men gay, maybe staying in bed isn’t such a bad idea. Still… smut calls. And my bitch was bored from sleeping and watching every DVD released in the last 6 months, though there is one positive: Maggie Gyllenhaal. Of course I’ve always liked Maggie Gyllenhaal. I liked her very much after Sherry Baby. But to love her…to love Maggie is a new experience. And I’m sorry it took me so long. The movie is called Stranger Than Fiction and while she’s not the female lead, she has the most likeable, most adorable, most natural way about her. And sexy too. In a quirky, surprise-you-when-you’re-not-looking kind vibe. Am totally in love. Also – cute detail: at one point in the movie she hands a muffin over to a customer and says “please give this to Ramona”. Warm and fuzzy, non? Wednesday – live blogging all day, check back often for fresh posts, and thank you thank you thank you for your patience. Yours in gossip, Lainey

Britney: Love in Rehab? Leaving Rehab?

March 14, 2007 12:00:00 Posted at March 14, 2007 12:00:00
Lainey Posted by Lainey

Do you think the tabloids have “planted” their own moles inside Promises to dig up as much dirt on Britney as possible so they can sell out the details of her treatment to the rags. I think yes… you? Two differing reports today, first the National Enquirer – despite KFed’s regular presence during visitation, their sources say Britney has fallen in love with some random rocker named Jason Filyaw inside battling alcoholism. Full Story

Gisele expecting?

March 9, 2007 12:00:00 Posted at March 9, 2007 12:00:00
Lainey Posted by Lainey

Story blew up yesterday when Brazilian gossip site Glamurama reported that Tom Brady has knocked up Gisele Bundchen too. Although her rep initially denied the claims, NYC is now also buzzing that she’s confirmed it to all her friends, making his sperm even more potent than Kevin Federline’s. And Bridget Moynahan must be losing her sh-t. Full Story

Nick Cannon: the Backpack Dealbreaker

March 7, 2007 12:00:00 Posted at March 7, 2007 12:00:00
Lainey Posted by Lainey

Call me old fashioned but I’m not really down with a guy who likes the frills. At least not this way. And as cute as Nick Cannon is – he’s even cuter in person – I still object to the LV backpack. On anyone I would object…but especially a boy. If a boy wanted to take me out and showed up with an LV backpack, even if he looked like Leo and acted like Kyle Chandler, I’d still shut my loins and say no thank you. Full Story


March 1, 2007 12:00:00 Posted at March 1, 2007 12:00:00
Lainey Posted by Lainey

Hope getting stronger, y’all. Britney looking promising on a supervised outing from rehab yesterday. As you can see, the Carol Channing wig is gone, as is the f&cked up and crazy attack face. It’s been a week now, physical detox should be complete, now it’s just workin’ out her head. Hope is hard to kill, see? As for those rumours of reconciliation with Kevin Federline – I was the first to report it last week - that both are considering the possibility, but I’m also hearing that Britney has been advised against it so soon from those counseling her, at least not right away. Full Story

Friday, February 23, 2007

Dear Gossips,


It’s 4am in LA.

The Good News: at press time, Britney is still in rehab.

The Bad News: Kevin Federline looks like a saint. And talk of a reconciliation is abuzz. Loose rumours, will keep you posted.


The Worst News: Spoiler, avert eyes…

Grey’s Anatomy is the bad news. Period.

Anything but ordinary??? Anything but ordinary in the Hallways of Heaven?

With the exception of the always outstanding Sandra Oh - So lame. So weak. So ass. So time to quit…which means that, like Friends, I’ll probably keep watching it and hating it until its eventual merciful death. Why do we do that???

Two days til Oscar, I’ll be heading over to shoot some pre-links on the red carpet later. Don’t forget to catch the CTV live arrival coverage on Sunday – I’ll be riffing without a time delay and chances are, since I have to be up at 4am that day…well, you know how it is…

And also, the Backstage Blog on ctv.ca from inside the press room. Me 10 feet away from Gwyneth? I"ll try not to lose my sh-t.

Friday, blogging on the fly, check back often for fresh posts.

Yours in Oscar gossip, Lainey