3 cracked out blondes
Can you tell them apart?
Lindsay Lohan is too busy to attend alcohol education classes. Because there’s a party every night. Monday evening in New York was the Whitney Museum Gala. Lilo arrived with the worst coloured face ever and a pink coat and flaunted her drugged up face on the carpet.
Nearby, Taylor Momsen was taking notes. Swaddled in a neutral colour dress, heavily made up around the eyes, skinny as sh-t, cheap ass mall extensions, and both of them barely distinguishable from Donatella Versace.
Stack them all three together and it’s like the Cocaine Oscars. Good name for a band, except the Academy would never allow it.
What? Nah, don’t f-ck around. Lindsay Lohan doesn’t do drugs, especially not cocaine. Same goes for Taylor Momsen. She’s too young and innocent. And Donatella went to rehab. She’s all better now.
Photos from Wenn.com and M.T./Splashnewsonline.com