She sucks but it’s not her fault

October 15, 2009 09:57:28 Posted at October 15, 2009 09:57:28
Lainey Posted by Lainey

Of course not. It’s never her fault.

Two weeks after everyone else, People.com is finally acknowledging that Lindsay Lohan’s Ungaro debut was the total sh-ts. When asked about her sucky runway styles, Lilo blamed it on “coming in so late and having not that much time to do a whole collection.”

So her genius was thwarted by poor time management. Ungaro should have hired her earlier, right?

As for those tit stickers that were ultimately universally reviled, in typical Lilo fashion, she skirted responsibility for that too.

“I wasn’t aware of the nipple tassels on the girls until they were walking out. I am going back to Paris for the next collection….I am learning. It’s already in January. I thought it was in March.”

Well sh-t, that bodes well. She doesn’t even know when it’s time to get back to work.

Work?

What’s work?

Work is hanging another bitch out to dry. Which is exactly what she’s done here. She has sold out Ungaro’s head designer Estella Archs. They are supposed to be co-visionaries and yet each and every one of Lilo’s statements begins with “I”.

You can argue that she deserves sympathy for being an addict. She may have crossed your sad smut line a long time ago. But this lack of accountability, this habit of not owning anything, of blaming everyone else, this is a symptom of celebrity. And this will still persist when and if she gets clean.

They are taught that they are special. They are taught that criticism stems from jealousy. They are taught that they are better than everyone else.

Lilo isn’t the problem. You are the problem. The paps are the problem. The tabloids are the problem. And Samantha Ronson’s family is the problem.

She’s back to her crack tweets again. Early this morning, wired up and f-cked up, she decided to hop on Twitter to rage at Samantha Ronson. Samantha Ronson has officially “unfollowed” Lindsay which means she’s cut her loose. Encore. So Lindsay decided to announce it to the world.

She called Samantha weak for listening to her friends and family. She hates on the Ronson family for hating on her. She outs Samantha for staying with her in Singapore. And then, naturally, she goes for full drama when she writes that she took the “biggest chance of my life” when they fell in love.

Seriously…

I could live off her tweets for the smutty sensation.

Unfortunately, she quickly pulled them all down…but not before they were screencapped. Click here to read them.

This is Lilo in New York shopping yesterday followed by a night of clubbing. I don’t know where her mother is. She doesn’t either.

Meanwhile Ronson is in LA. Was spotted leaving a restaurant.


Photos from Flynetonline.com and Doug Meszler/Splashnewsonline.com
and DAVID KRIEGER/Bauergriffinonline.com

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