People Magazine just named its Hottest Bachelor…
Call me Cruise but I’m not into beefcakes and Chippendale’s dancers. Don’t like men who walk around in beaters. Not only am I not attracted to him, I actually find it kinda repulsive. Even more, I find it offensive. I find it offensive that somehow this gives some people the idea that women want THIS. I don’t know any women who want this. I would stop knowing any women who wanted this.
And please… how can he be named Hottest Bachelor when most of the world doesn’t know who the f&ck he is???
Is there a science to this sh*t? What are the requirements? Are there so few famous single men they had to scrape the D List for Mario Lopez???
Or maybe it’s just me. Maybe Mario inspires a massive earthquake between your legs and I’m a blind bat for not seeing it. Maybe the MiniVan likes men like Mario.
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