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Not Emma Watson's boyfriend not at the BRITs

February 25, 2015 22:03:30 Posted at February 25, 2015 22:03:30
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After-party maybe? Hopefully? Hot Harry was out today in Newcastle upon Tyne visiting the charity Armed Forces and Veterans Launchpad at Avondale House. This is the first time we've seen him since that bullsh-t story by Woman's Day in Australia about him dating Emma Watson came out on Friday. Full Story

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Prince Charles sold out his sons?

February 20, 2015 15:08:52 Posted at February 20, 2015 15:08:52
Lainey Posted by Lainey
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The BBC aired a super gossipy documentary yesterday called Reinventing The Royals amid reports that the royal family pushed to delay the original air date after learning that the film alleges that Prince Charles had his advisors exploit his sons to boost his popularity and reputation after Diana died. Full Story

Hot Harry’s Swiss Valentine

February 17, 2015 13:49:00 Posted at February 17, 2015 13:49:00
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Prince Harry was photographed with cousin Princess Eugenie at a ski resort in Switzerland this weekend. The paps weren’t able to conjure up a “mystery companion”. And, you know, if there was one, they would have found her. The last time Full Story

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Serenity’s happiness

January 27, 2015 16:33:13 Posted at January 27, 2015 16:33:13
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Prince Albert and Serene Charlene were out last night in Monaco to celebrate the patron Saint Devote. Per tradition, they lit up a fishing boat. With candy cane torches. Look how pretty those torches are. I want one. As you can see, Serenity is as happy as we’ve ever seen her. Like, ever. Full Story

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Kate loads up on work

January 19, 2015 14:31:37 Posted at January 19, 2015 14:31:37
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Princess Catherine made two public appearances last week and she was right back at it today in London visiting the Family Friends programme at Kensington Academy. By her standards, it’s a heavy workload. As you know, Kate is due in April. And she’s supposedly planning a holiday in February as her mother, Carole, will be celebrating her 60th birthday in Mustique. Full Story

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Katy Cambridge of the new year

January 15, 2015 16:10:34 Posted at January 15, 2015 16:10:34
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Princess Catherine made her first public appearance of the year today in London, visiting with children at Barlby Primary School in what looks like… Is that a new outfit? What Kate Wore is telling me that this dress is by Madderson although it’s probably sold out by now. Full Story

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Harry 2015

January 14, 2015 21:32:57 Posted at January 14, 2015 21:32:57
Lainey Posted by Lainey
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Prince Harry was at St James’s Palace for the Coach-Core graduation ceremony today in support of sport coaches and positive mentorship. Harry was busy last year representing the family. And he’s at it early this year too. I’m not sure his hair is ready for it though… Not that that’s a priority for him. Full Story

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Serenity’s twins: the balcony presentation

January 7, 2015 14:03:23 Posted at January 7, 2015 14:03:23
Lainey Posted by Lainey
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Prince Albert and Serene Charlene of Monaco presented their newborn twins, Jacques and Gabriella, today on the palace balcony. They were born on December 10. It was a big deal. Thousands of people gathered outside the palace. Church bells were ringing. Cannon shots were released – 21 for each baby. Full Story

Monday, January 5, 2015
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Dear Gossips,

HAPPY NEW YEAR!

Where gossip is concerned, it’s a promising beginning. We kick off 2015 with a royal sex scandal. I’ve linked to it before, several times, but if you haven’t already, you should go back to Vanity Fair’s 2011 piece called The Trouble With Andrew. Jeffrey Epstein is mentioned in the very first paragraph. His relationship with Prince Andrew has been a concern for the royal family for many years now. Interestingly enough though, Vanity Fair’s article examines how the Queen herself has played a role in Andrew’s poor decision making. Supposedly she has always indulged him, even, perhaps, over the objections of the future King, Prince Charles. They say that Andrew has taken advantage of the blind spot his mother has for him as security for his daughters because he’s worried that Charles will cut them off when he ascends.  Read Full Intro

Hot Harry’s darts and that rumour again

December 31, 2014 17:25:37 Posted at December 31, 2014 17:25:37
Lainey Posted by Lainey
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There’s a new play opening in London next week called Truth, Lies, Diana. Apparently the play reveals that James Hewitt met Princess Diana before Harry was born even though Hewitt had previously claimed that Harry was already a toddler by the time he and Diana were acquainted. So the press is bringing up that rumour again – that Harry is actually Hewitt’s son and not Charles’s. Full Story

Hot Harry’s Christmas workout

December 24, 2014 17:52:17 Posted at December 24, 2014 17:52:17
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Prince Harry participated in a charity football game today at Sandringham where the Queen and the royal family gather for Christmas every year. He’s animated and sweaty and flushed and contorts his body in various positions and…well… Happy Christmas! It’s a gift from him to us. Full Story

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Serenity’s babies and gender specific colours

December 24, 2014 16:40:27 Posted at December 24, 2014 16:40:27
Lainey Posted by Lainey

The first photos of Prince Albert and Princess Charlene’s twins were released yesterday – a gift from the Monaco royals. As you can see, Charlene looks bagged. My friend and colleague on The Social, Traci Melchor, has twins. She says it’s bananas and every time she describes it, it’s two hands, one at each breast, all day… for months! You’ll note, the twins are dressed for gender. Full Story

Santa Harry

December 18, 2014 18:43:24 Posted at December 18, 2014 18:43:24
Lainey Posted by Lainey
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Prince Hot Harry was seen arriving at Buckingham Palace for the Queen’s Christmas lunch yesterday. Prince William and Catherine too. It was a royal convoy. On December 5 however Harry was in Lesotho for his foundation Sentebale. The pictures have just been released. And they’ve been selected by Harry himself…with captions. Full Story

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Princess and the Scouts

December 17, 2014 14:52:00 Posted at December 17, 2014 14:52:00
Lainey Posted by Lainey
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Princess Catherine visited the 23rd Poplar Beaver Scout Colony yesterday in London. She wore jeans and a Scouts hoodie and hung out with the kids. Um. Look at that camp counsellor (we’ll just call him this since I don’t know what his official title is) sitting next to her. With the glasses? Is he cute? From some angles, kind of, right? Does she notice sh-t like that anymore? If she does, who does she tell? She couldn’t possibly say it to her handlers. Full Story

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