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Princess in blue

October 21, 2014 20:52:12 Posted at October 21, 2014 20:52:12
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As promised, here are the shots of Princess Catherine tonight in London at the Wildlife Photographer of The Year 2014 Awards at the Natural History Museum, her second appearance of the day, back to work on a full schedule. For evening, it's back to the curls that we're so used to seeing. Full Story

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Return of the Princess

October 21, 2014 13:56:36 Posted at October 21, 2014 13:56:36
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As announced yesterday, Catherine Cambridge returned to public duty today in London as she joined Prince William for the President of Singapore’s state visit. She wore grey, Alexander McQueen. And eyeliner. We now know that it’s still pretty early in her pregnancy with Clarence House’s announcement that the baby is due in April. Full Story

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Royal scrum

October 20, 2014 17:04:45 Posted at October 20, 2014 17:04:45
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Prince Harry was at work today in Manchester, England in his role as Patron of England Rugby’s All Schools Programme. He participated in a game of touch rugby during teacher training sessions. Happily they let him wear his athletic clothes. Right? Sometimes he shows up at these sporty events in his suits even though he’s supposed to roll around on the field. Full Story

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The return of Katy Cambridge

October 20, 2014 13:12:07 Posted at October 20, 2014 13:12:07
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It’s been six weeks since it was announced Catherine Cambridge’s second pregnancy. She hasn’t been seen since summer. Today, they confirmed when she’s due. Kensington Palace released a statement today as follows: "Their Royal Highnesses The Duke and Duchess of Cambridge are delighted to confirm they are expecting a baby in April 2015. Full Story

Hot Harry surrounded by women

October 16, 2014 20:15:21 Posted at October 16, 2014 20:15:21
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Prince Harry attended the 100 Women in Hedge Funds Gala tonight in London in support of WellChild. This just a week after it was reported that he was making out with a blonde at a pub. According to the UK Sun, Harry was out with friends for dinner and at some point in the night, he and the blonde – who was a part of their group – started “passionately kissing”. Full Story

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Queen, Brange, Maleficent, Fury

October 14, 2014 20:32:55 Posted at October 14, 2014 20:32:55
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Got yelled at by several Brangelunatics the last few days for not posting about Angelina Jolie getting honourary damed by the Queen on Friday. Because I had laser eye surgery and then it was Thanksgiving in Canada. So that's a lesson for you all: nothing is more important than Brange - not your vision, not family, not holiday. Full Story

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The “reluctant” Prince

October 14, 2014 15:18:28 Posted at October 14, 2014 15:18:28
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It was confirmed last week that the Serene Princess Charlene of Monaco is pregnant with twins. We now know how she told her husband, Prince Albert. When the princess went to the doctor for a routine sonogram, she first telephoned Albert to say, "We're going to have a baby!" his good friend, New York plastic surgeon Dr. Full Story

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Serenity’s having twins

October 7, 2014 15:37:45 Posted at October 7, 2014 15:37:45
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According to US Weekly Monaco’s Princess Charlene of Serenity is expecting twins. Double Grimaldi! You know what I hear a lot when it comes to twins? I’m no expert at this sh-t but my inbox always fills up with people insisting that in certain cases, there was help. Full Story

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A hug for Harry

September 23, 2014 21:21:30 Posted at September 23, 2014 21:21:30
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Prince Harry attended the WellChild Awards last night in London. He’s been a patron of the organisation for a few years now. WellChild offers support to children with serious illnesses and their families too. At the event, Harry had a moment with 4 year old Carson Hartley winner of the Inspirational Child honour. Full Story

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A lift from Harry

September 18, 2014 17:07:11 Posted at September 18, 2014 17:07:11
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Thought this might turn you on because, babies. At the closing ceremony for The Invictus Games last weekend, a young girl, 5, the daughter of a wounded serviceman competing in the games, couldn't see the show and started crying. A royal ride to the rescue. Prince Harry was there to hoist her up on his shoulders. Full Story

Harry & Cressida together again?

September 18, 2014 14:21:01 Posted at September 18, 2014 14:21:01
Lainey Posted by Lainey
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UK papers are speculating that Prince Harry and Cressida Bonas might be dating again after they were seen at a movie theatre together on Tuesday night. It was Sex Tape, starring Cameron Diaz and Jason Segel. British gossips are making it a thing about their choice in movie but that movie isn’t so much of a f-ck film as it is a (stupid) comedy. Full Story

Monday, September 15, 2014
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Dear Gossips,

The Ginger Prince is 30 years old today. Hot Harry spent his birthday weekend at the Invictus Games cheering on wounded servicemen and women. So when’s the rager?

They’re saying he put off his big party because Princess Catherine’s not feeling well. I don’t know if I believe that. For one, the Invictus Games were always on the schedule. And, well, how much of a rager would it really be with Kate around?

Of course there’s a lot of love in the family. But if I’m Harry and I’m ready to light it up on my milestone, I wouldn’t be leaving it in the hands of those dull Cambridges.

Yours in gossip,

Lainey

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Idris & Harry

September 11, 2014 15:33:47 Posted at September 11, 2014 15:33:47
Lainey Posted by Lainey
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The Invictus Games are now underway in England. Prince Harry has been passionately promoting the event for over a year. He attended the opening ceremony last night with Prince Charles, Camilla, and Prince William. Idris Elba was also there. He arrived in a Land Rover and read from the Invictus poem. Full Story

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Father, Brother, Uncle

September 8, 2014 19:38:47 Posted at September 8, 2014 19:38:47
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Big news today that took over everything is that Katy Cambridge is expecting. She was supposed to join Prince William at Oxford today. But because of the severe morning sickness she had to bail. And it's bad form to bail unless there's a good excuse. Well, she's having a baby. Will spoke to the press briefly about the big news. Full Story

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