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Robert Pattinson or Ryan Lochte?

August 16, 2012 19:45:07 Posted at August 16, 2012 19:45:07
Lainey Posted by Lainey
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WENN

Ryan Lochte wants to be The Bachelor. Forget Ryan Lochte... Everyone’s trying to set up Robert Pattinson. The strategy when interviewing Robert Pattinson is to ask him how he’s doing. The strategy when interviewing anyone other than Robert Pattinson, women, is to ask them if they would date him. Full Story

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LA Lochte’s Hollywood premiere

August 16, 2012 19:10:01 Posted at August 16, 2012 19:10:01
Lainey Posted by Lainey
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Wenn, Fame/Flynet, Splash

Ryan Lochte attended the premiere of The Expendables 2 last night in Hollywood. But not before shopping at Ralph Lauren on Rodeo Drive. Hollywood is his playground now.  As you know, LA Lochte is doing 90210 and wants to be considering for Dancing and The Bachelor. According to the photo agency, this dude he’s posing with is someone called Chris Harrison. Full Story

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LA Lochte

August 15, 2012 17:03:46 Posted at August 15, 2012 17:03:46
Lainey Posted by Lainey
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WENN

Ryan Lochte arrived in LA last night presumably to start work on his guest role on 90210 and also to take meetings for a variety of Dancing Bachelor reality shows he’s trying to be a part of. Hollywood Lochte!  A proper LA boy now! How long before that pose-harding famewhore AnnaLynne McCord attaches herself to him? Let me put my hand in your face but not in a rude way to interrupt you when you say - she wouldn’t go for Ryan! She has a boyfriend now! Dominic Purcell. Full Story

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Lochte & Phelps Post-Olympics

August 14, 2012 18:03:26 Posted at August 14, 2012 18:03:26
Lainey Posted by Lainey
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NBC NewsWire/Getty

Michael Phelps’s new ads for Louis Vuitton, photographed by Annie Leibovitz, were released this week. Look at him in that suit with his hair all styled up. Aaaaand... I still prefer him in the pool. Just in the pool. Not talking, not mixing up his Asians Full Story

The JCVD send-off

August 10, 2012 20:30:18 Posted at August 10, 2012 20:30:18
Lainey Posted by Lainey
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Wenn, Fame/Flynet

As you know, I’ve been obsessed this week with Jean Claude Van Damme on press tour for The Expendables 2. He’s been bringing it on every carpet. Here’s JCVD being JCVD in Paris. I wonder what his wife is really thinking. I also wonder if he split tests his pants before buying just to make sure they can accommodate his random kung fu kicks. Full Story

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Ryan Lochte: The Bachelor in green pants

August 10, 2012 16:56:15 Posted at August 10, 2012 16:56:15
Lainey Posted by Lainey
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Splash, PCN

As Sasha tweeted at me yesterday - Please let him never stop being dumb. Please let him never stop being Ryan Lochte, our favourite dum-dum, as Tina Fey would say. Did you watch Ryan Lochte on The Today Show this morning? As soon as Ryan Lochte starts speaking, I smile. A wide smile. A smile full of affection as he tries to sort the verbs and the nouns out in his head, and given that it was a sweaty late night last night, remarkably lucid, although, if possible, he was actually talking slower than usual. Full Story

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Good Morning Ryan Lochte

August 9, 2012 16:25:56 Posted at August 9, 2012 16:25:56
Lainey Posted by Lainey
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Fame/Flynet

Sasha and I were emailing about this yesterday - it’s the same joy, though not quite as pronounced, that we get from Mariah Carey’s inability to walk, or her overuse of the word “bleak”, or when she complains about her twin pregnancy and what she had to endure... Such is Ryan Lochte’s dumbness. Full Story

Ryan Lochte wants Hollywood

August 8, 2012 20:25:52 Posted at August 8, 2012 20:25:52
Lainey Posted by Lainey
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WENN

Ryan Lochte was out last night in London. He seems to enjoy getting papped, non? A lot. After London 2012, I wonder how he’ll deal with not being followed and talked about constantly anymore. Look at Ryan Lochte. Ryan Lochte doesn’t want to fade away and live a private life. Ryan Lochte wants it bad. Full Story

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Swimmers in street clothes

August 7, 2012 16:48:34 Posted at August 7, 2012 16:48:34
Lainey Posted by Lainey
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Tim Whitby/Getty, PCN

I really like to not look at them when they’re nowhere near water if I can help it. Just... it’s so jarring when they’re in street clothes. By jarring I mean disappointing. For example - Michael Phelps in the pool? HOT. Great skin, good bone structure, strong jaw, intense eyes, great smile, the confidence is super sexy, and of course, he wins. Full Story

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The GMD or Ryan Lochte?

August 2, 2012 20:54:54 Posted at August 2, 2012 20:54:54
Lainey Posted by Lainey
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Jeff Moore/Splash, PCN, Clive Rose/Getty

Tom Cruise took Suri to Disney World this week. She looked like she had a great time. And there were a few little friends for her to play with too. Tom got in the water with her at the water park. As you can see, he’s fit right now. So he doesn’t mind showing you, like a one-two punch: I’m a great single dad AND I’m still hot at 50. Full Story

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