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Twilight’s two future Oscar winners

November 13, 2012 14:37:24 Posted at November 13, 2012 14:37:24
Lainey Posted by Lainey
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Don’t be ridiculous. This is not about Anna Kendrick and Kristen Stewart -- why would you think that? The title tells you everything you need to know. Obviously the title refers to Ashley Greene and Kellan Lutz. Last month Lutz declared during a magazine interview that he would win an Oscar one day. Full Story

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The Tree-Reader says he’ll win an Oscar

October 17, 2012 20:25:21 Posted at October 17, 2012 20:25:21
Lainey Posted by Lainey
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Splash

How many As IF Sit DOWNs can you throw at one person at a time? A few years ago, Lindsay Lohan declared that she intended to win an Oscar by the time she was 30. We laughed. In comparison to Kellan Lutz though, Lohan’s comment about WANTING to win an Oscar seems less offensive. Because he isn’t just saying he’d LIKE to win one, he’s PREDICTING that he WILL WIN ONE. Full Story

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Anne Hathaway: pimples and eye-rolls

June 19, 2012 16:48:53 Posted at June 19, 2012 16:48:53
Lainey Posted by Lainey

Anne Hathaway is Catwoman. And I really wish these comic book people would make up their minds about when to use one word or two words for the titles of their superheroes. Batman, Catwoman, Superman... But Spider-Man has to have a hyphen. And Iron Man is two words completely. Oh wait, nerds, let me guess. Full Story

Diddykins thinks he’s Brad Pitt

May 23, 2012 13:44:00 Posted at May 23, 2012 13:44:00
Lainey Posted by Lainey
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WENN

I have not bothered to learn the reason P Diddy is here in Cannes. All I know is that he thinks he’s still the sh-t. As evidenced by his behaviour last night on the carpet at the Killing Them Softly premiere. The festival assigns staff to manage the arrivals. Those who are expected to pose for photographers are gathered at the base of runway, facing the steps, to wait for instruction on when to proceed. Full Story

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After a break: Paula Patton

April 10, 2012 14:36:53 Posted at April 10, 2012 14:36:53
Lainey Posted by Lainey
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WENN

Remember Paula Patton in yellow at the Golden Globes? Click here if you can’t, although this would surprise me because she earned the Sit DOWN award of the evening. Fortunately, after that, Paula went away, kept a low profile, and was not seated front row at any other award shows. Full Story

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Um, sit DOWN Scarlett Johansson’s Boyfriend

February 2, 2012 15:21:49 Posted at February 2, 2012 15:21:49
Lainey Posted by Lainey
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INF

Scarjo was spotted holding hands and arm-in-arming with a new dude the other day in New York. Click here to revisit the original post. His name is Nate Naylor, some kind of advertising executive. At the time, it was observed that, you know, Naylor is not Blake Lively’s aesthetic equal. Full Story

Sit DOWN Rooney Mara

December 14, 2011 17:26:03 Posted at December 14, 2011 17:26:03
Lainey Posted by Lainey
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I read a quote from Rooney Mara today on Celebitchy from her interview with Allure and I thought to myself - you cannot possibly be this annoying already. So I went the Allure article to see for myself and, indeed, she really is that annoying already. Full Story

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Sit DOWN Scarjo

November 2, 2011 11:55:41 Posted at November 2, 2011 11:55:41
Lainey Posted by Lainey

Scarlett Johansson covers the new Vanity Fair. I think she looks great. And she thinks she looks great too. Because, as she says, “I know my best angles”. We are referring, of course, to those nude shots that were stolen from her cell phone, an incident which she dismisses with some sass but not a lot of drama:  “They were sent to my husband. Full Story

Sit DOWN Ryan Phillippe

February 16, 2011 10:47:58 Posted at February 16, 2011 10:47:58
Lainey Posted by Lainey

See? It’s a Sit DOWN kind of day. Once in a while I’ll get an email from an angry reader all like – why do you have to be such a BITCH to Ryan Phillippe? Get over it! He and Reese broke up. She moved on, why can’t you? He’s hot and he’s not the asshole you say he is. Full Story

Sit DOWN Rachel Bilson

February 16, 2011 09:17:03 Posted at February 16, 2011 09:17:03
Lainey Posted by Lainey

It’s shaping up to be a Sit DOWN kind of day. This item just appeared on People.com. Apparently Rachel Bilson is launching a new home line? Like place settings and teapots. Remember when Rachel Bilson tried to design clothes and ended up plagiarising someone else? Click here Full Story

Sit DOWN Selena Gomez

February 16, 2011 07:17:35 Posted at February 16, 2011 07:17:35
Lainey Posted by Lainey

Selena Gomez presented at the Grammy Awards the other night with Donnie Wahlberg. During their intro, like a big brother, Donnie looked over at Selena teasingly when he said Justin Bieber’s name. Because she’s a 5 year old and doesn’t know about not reacting, she pulled a teen move and huffed at the suggestion – like, AS IF she’s only there because she’s been holding hands with Justin Bieber. Full Story

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Lilo + Oscar

January 20, 2011 08:54:55 Posted at January 20, 2011 08:54:55
Lainey Posted by Lainey

She talks about this a lot. Once she said that one of her life goals was to win an Oscar before the age of 30. I still laugh about that one. This is a classic Lohan delusion. Daydreaming about something so out of reach, like it’s actually a possibility, for the sake of the achievement itself, without actually stopping to consider what it would take to make that a reality. Full Story

Douche in a Rolls

January 20, 2011 08:12:31 Posted at January 20, 2011 08:12:31
Lainey Posted by Lainey

Well if this isn’t a douche alert… Check out Ryan Phillippe, in track pants and a nipple-hugging white t-shirt, after lunch yesterday in LA cruising around in a ROLLS ROYCE. Really??? A Rolls Royce? Like, who ARE you? And why is Amanda Seyfried so stupid? How do you get hard when a guy pulls up in a Rolls Royce steering it with his dick? Sit DOWN Ryan Phillippe. Full Story

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What they say about Lea Michele

January 5, 2011 09:44:00 Posted at January 5, 2011 09:44:00
Lainey Posted by Lainey

You’ll learn nothing important about Lea Michele in a Lea Michele interview. Good gossip about Lea Michele however turns up in interviews with other people. She rolls up like a movie extra and drops some gold in your lap and it’s the best sh-t ever. Did you read Matthew Morrison’s Details profile? Click here Full Story

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