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Sit DOWN Scarjo

November 2, 2011 11:55:41 Posted at November 2, 2011 11:55:41
Lainey Posted by Lainey

Scarlett Johansson covers the new Vanity Fair. I think she looks great. And she thinks she looks great too. Because, as she says, “I know my best angles”. We are referring, of course, to those nude shots that were stolen from her cell phone, an incident which she dismisses with some sass but not a lot of drama:  “They were sent to my husband. Full Story

Sit DOWN Ryan Phillippe

February 16, 2011 10:47:58 Posted at February 16, 2011 10:47:58
Lainey Posted by Lainey

See? It’s a Sit DOWN kind of day. Once in a while I’ll get an email from an angry reader all like – why do you have to be such a BITCH to Ryan Phillippe? Get over it! He and Reese broke up. She moved on, why can’t you? He’s hot and he’s not the asshole you say he is. Full Story

Sit DOWN Rachel Bilson

February 16, 2011 09:17:03 Posted at February 16, 2011 09:17:03
Lainey Posted by Lainey

It’s shaping up to be a Sit DOWN kind of day. This item just appeared on People.com. Apparently Rachel Bilson is launching a new home line? Like place settings and teapots. Remember when Rachel Bilson tried to design clothes and ended up plagiarising someone else? Click here Full Story

Sit DOWN Selena Gomez

February 16, 2011 07:17:35 Posted at February 16, 2011 07:17:35
Lainey Posted by Lainey

Selena Gomez presented at the Grammy Awards the other night with Donnie Wahlberg. During their intro, like a big brother, Donnie looked over at Selena teasingly when he said Justin Bieber’s name. Because she’s a 5 year old and doesn’t know about not reacting, she pulled a teen move and huffed at the suggestion – like, AS IF she’s only there because she’s been holding hands with Justin Bieber. Full Story

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Lilo + Oscar

January 20, 2011 08:54:55 Posted at January 20, 2011 08:54:55
Lainey Posted by Lainey

She talks about this a lot. Once she said that one of her life goals was to win an Oscar before the age of 30. I still laugh about that one. This is a classic Lohan delusion. Daydreaming about something so out of reach, like it’s actually a possibility, for the sake of the achievement itself, without actually stopping to consider what it would take to make that a reality. Full Story

Douche in a Rolls

January 20, 2011 08:12:31 Posted at January 20, 2011 08:12:31
Lainey Posted by Lainey

Well if this isn’t a douche alert… Check out Ryan Phillippe, in track pants and a nipple-hugging white t-shirt, after lunch yesterday in LA cruising around in a ROLLS ROYCE. Really??? A Rolls Royce? Like, who ARE you? And why is Amanda Seyfried so stupid? How do you get hard when a guy pulls up in a Rolls Royce steering it with his dick? Sit DOWN Ryan Phillippe. Full Story

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What they say about Lea Michele

January 5, 2011 09:44:00 Posted at January 5, 2011 09:44:00
Lainey Posted by Lainey

You’ll learn nothing important about Lea Michele in a Lea Michele interview. Good gossip about Lea Michele however turns up in interviews with other people. She rolls up like a movie extra and drops some gold in your lap and it’s the best sh-t ever. Did you read Matthew Morrison’s Details profile? Click here Full Story

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Don’t torture the artist

December 7, 2010 09:30:00 Posted at December 7, 2010 09:30:00
Lainey Posted by Lainey

Flipping through photos from the Marrakesh Film Festival last night I was overcome with such an overwhelming Sit DOWN BITCH PLEASE I knew I had to share it. This is Michael Pitt of Boardwalk Empire, his hair newly dark, his girlfriend extra hungry, his lips ultra pouty, his expression uber artistic. Full Story

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Inside the Alba Bitch’s Actor Studio

November 5, 2010 13:30:28 Posted at November 5, 2010 13:30:28
Lainey Posted by Lainey

Have you seen the Alba Bitch’s new spread for Elle? She’s thin enough, I don’t know why her waist had to be made look that size. But whatever. According to Kelly Osbourne, this must mean Jessica Alba is happy happy happy! Skinny = Happy! Alba has a supporting role in the upcoming Little Fockers. Full Story

John Legend’s face says it all

June 28, 2010 06:28:21 Posted at June 28, 2010 06:28:21
Lainey Posted by Lainey

They panned to John Legend following Chris Brown’s tribute to Michael Jackson last night at the BET Awards. You know he was suppressing one giant eye roll. No doubt, Chris Brown is an electrifying performer. His imitation dancing was undeniably entertaining. His moves last night were totally mesmerising. Full Story

Art falls

June 23, 2010 08:36:00 Posted at June 23, 2010 08:36:00
Lainey Posted by Lainey

Lady Gaga arrived at Heathrow today in full costume and ended up bailing on her face in front of photographers. It’s the price you pay. And certainly she knows it, and so in her mind, this would be considered a flawed performance. Or perhaps the falling is the performance. With her you never know. Full Story

JailBait vs Sue Sylvester

May 31, 2010 08:14:32 Posted at May 31, 2010 08:14:32
Lainey Posted by Lainey

Please. Sue would thump her in the beat-me mouth. So Miley Cyrus is currently promoting her new album. She was in Madrid this afternoon at a photo call fronting like she’s all grown up, like she knows about quality and authenticity, unlike the sh-t they serve up on Glee. When asked by Billboard about the show, JailBait said that: “Honestly, musicals? I just can’t. Full Story

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Why Is for Chanel

February 10, 2010 09:31:34 Posted at February 10, 2010 09:31:34
Lainey Posted by Lainey

Why is Kate Bosworth? It’s been a question that’s brewing, a long time coming. She works less than Jessica Biel. And it’s not just her skankwrecking on Chris Martin and Alexander Skarsgard. It’s not just her non-existent relationship with food. It’s not just the bulimic jut of her jaw. Full Story

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Sit DOWN JLo

January 6, 2010 08:46:23 Posted at January 6, 2010 08:46:23
Lainey Posted by Lainey

There was a time, in the early-ish part of the last decade, when Jennifer Lopez was as famous as one could be. But it’s 2010 now. And she can’t pass herself off as a singer anymore. And the promise of Out of Sight never really materialised. And since Selena it’s been one sh-tty movie after another. Full Story