Ghetto Goes Out

June 17, 2008 07:11:40 Posted at June 17, 2008 07:11:40
Lainey Posted by Lainey

The worst boob job in Hollywood went out last night to some private party. Not sure how Tara Reid finagled her way onto the guest list but some things never change. It’s not the worst she’s ever looked but the girl is still as skank ass as ever.

Funny thing is… her legs are not unlike Victoria Beckhams. So skinny without exercise that the skin kinda hangs off the bones. Writing that just damaged my soul. It hurts to compare Posh to Tara. But it hurts more than Posh won’t eat.

If only she ate, everything else would be forgivable.

As for Tara, you’d think by now, with no work for years and none on the horizon, she’d actually have to find a real job. How is it that she can afford not only to live but to travel and party all the time?

On her back, that’s how.

You know my Would You Rather Rossum thing? For my mother it’s char siu (bbq pork). She always says she’d rather have given birth to a piece of char siu than have a daughter who lives with her legs in the air. Along with a bowl of steamed rice, at least it’s a good meal.

Photos from Flynetonline.com

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