Check out Tom Brady looking really, really hot in spectacles yesterday at the Laker game where, apparently, he was quite friendly with Kobe Bryant, for which certain members of the Boston media are sh-tting on him, but not as hard as they sh-t on him for his “ball-buster” of a wife. And certainly not as hard as when they sh-t on him for carrying her bag once in a while. Full Story

As you know, Gisele Bundchen has been taking all kinds of heat since the Super Bowl for getting caught on camera calling out the Patriots receivers to a group of friends that included, interestingly enough, other Patriots’ wives. Were those the same wives who are meangirling her in the press?The wives and their player husbands have apparently hated on Tom Brady’s wife for a long time because they claim she’s mega c-nty to them at team events, supposedly judging them for not being Brazilian supermodels. Full Story

Girl sh-t is the best sh-t. You know. So Gisele was overheard sh-tting on the Patriots receivers to a friend after the Super Bowl on Sunday night after getting heckled by a Giants fan. Click here for a refresher. That exploded in a huge story yesterday, almost overshadowing the result of the game itself. Full Story

Jacek is a NY Jets fan. I am a Miami Dolphins fan. So it’s not like I’ll ever be super choked to see the Patriots not win the Super Bowl. Division rivalries are ugly. Having said that, as a gossip lover, of course I would have been happy to watch Gisele Bundchen throw her arms and legs around Tom Brady in celebration on the field, bask in the glow of their aesthetic perfection, magnified exponentially by victory. Full Story

I LOVE this story. It might actually help clear up my congestion. As you know, the New York Giants meet the New England Patriots on Sunday at the Super Bowl. It’s NYC vs Boston. It’s a rematch. It’s ugly. It’s trash talk. It’s ...well... if you love sports and entertainment, it’s the best.Check out the cover of today’s New York Post Full Story

Tom Brady's hair is much better than it's been in a while. Check him out training with the Patriots yesterday. Yay that the league managed to work things out for a new season! This is for Sarah from Cinesnark whose hard-on for him had been waning. Full Story

Check out Gisele Bundchen’s face behind Ginnifer Goodwin last night. Amazing, right? Shall we Photo Assumption? Errrrm... who invited all these Bs? Is that the girl from Twilight with the really bad pixie wig? To be fair, Ginnifer Goodwin is a few steps ahead of Ashley Greene. And her makeup is great. Full Story

I’m the kind of perv that when I see a hot couple, I automatically want to see them having sex. Like, I want to be there live when it happens. Too much? But when they’re really, really goodlooking, like cut from Zeus goodlooking, it’s almost biological isn’t it? Programmed into our DNA? No? Fine then. Full Story

It’s with Under Armour. He left Nike and has signed a multi-year deal with Under Armour and will be paid in Under Armour stocks. Very smart. It means he’ll keep getting paid long after his career is over. Under Armour has been aggressive lately, non? It’s everywhere. At least it is in my house. Full Story

Gisele Bundchen arrived with baby Benjamin in Miami yesterday after spending a few days in Paris for Fashion Week. Crazy.F-cking.Legs. Why Miami? It’s Monday night bitches. And Sanctimonious Supermodel Supermother is there to cheer on the Patriots as New England takes on my Dolphins. Both are 2 and 1. Full Story

Tom Brady went to the Celtics/Lakers game the other night and his hair was styled like this. And then Renee Zellweger was walking around with Bradley Cooper and family yesterday in New York and she was modelling the same bowl. Why is Tom Brady pissing on his hotness by borrowing Renee’s bowl? That is problem #1. Full Story

You have to see them in person. It’s CRAZY. The double gorgessity is CRAZY. Having seen them live before, at this event, pre-engagement and babies and loving it up hardcore, I know what it must have been like last night. They are ridiculous. I once walked by a colleague who was flipping through a magazine from the Met Gala in 2008 and of course there was a huge section of the page devoted to Gisele in that pale Versace with Tom on the steps (click here for a refresher Full Story

Training camp is still months away. But the sting of last season must still be burning. Either that or he needed an excuse to get out the house, a break from the babies. No judgy moms, timing out is not a terrible thing. It can’t be super fun awesome fulfilling rewarding spiritual breathtaking motherhood is amazing all the time. Full Story

Bitter Bridget still isn’t over it. As you know, Tom Brady and Gisele Bundchen announced the birth of their son yesterday. It’s Brady’s second child. He and ex girlfriend Bridget Moynihan are the parents of little Jack. So Bridget felt compelled to release an acidic statement Full Story