Uma Thurman Gossip

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Bitter Music

March 21, 2008 11:07:00 Posted at March 21, 2008 11:07:00
Lainey Posted by Lainey

There was a technical snafu at the 24-Hour Plays recently and to entertain an irritated crowd, Ethan Hawke took to the stage with his guitar and performed a song he wrote “while shooting a movie in Paris during his divorce.” Music & Lyrics… about Uma. According to New York Magazine Full Story

Uma Glow & Colin Firth

February 13, 2008 13:54:25 Posted at February 13, 2008 13:54:25
Lainey Posted by Lainey

There was a little something extra in Uma’s face tonight in London for the premiere of The Accidental Husband co-starring Colin Firth and Jeffrey Dean Morgan. Uma and Colin – great onscreen pairing, non? Me likey. Unfortunately he probably won’t get the girl. The Accidental Husband is about a power woman in her safe power relationship with her safe Steady Man (Colin) who has to choose between her boring life and the exhilarating but unpredictable possibilities with The Wild Card (Morgan). Full Story

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Matching Eyes

October 11, 2007 09:46:12 Posted at October 11, 2007 09:46:12
Lainey Posted by Lainey

Uma and Arky last night at the Happy Hearts Fund gala. Maybe it’s just the lighting, maybe it’s the cameras…but there’s a telltale glassy quality to their eyes that goes very well with the pinned pupils. My smutty sense is tingling. Maybe it’s just me. He’s a total beast in that tux though. Full Story

Uma with Arki

October 5, 2007 09:39:38 Posted at October 5, 2007 09:39:38
Lainey Posted by Lainey

I totally get the Euro Hot. Arpad (Arki) Busson is 100% Euro Hot. Am all over it. And Uma is too. Uma’s last boyfriend Andre Balasz was cut from the same mold. Only Arki allegedly has some very bad habits. Ones that Elle Macpherson supposedly couldn’t be around if she wanted to stay clean. Full Story

Uma & Arky

August 6, 2007 10:53:20 Posted at August 6, 2007 10:53:20
Lainey Posted by Lainey

They do look good together, non? Here’s Uma in NYC with her new love and Elle Macpherson’s old love, Arpad Busson – Arky for short. Totally Euro sexy… I do like her type. Rumour has it however that Arky has a little… problem. Like a raging cocaine problem: the reason he and Elle split. Full Story

Type Uma

August 1, 2007 12:00:00 Posted at August 1, 2007 12:00:00
Lainey Posted by Lainey

After an off/on relationship with super rich hotelier Andre Balasz, Uma Thurman has moved on… to Elle Macpherson’s baby father Arpad Busson, nickname Arky. He was seen grabbing her ass in NYC a few days ago… Andre and Arky – she has a type, non? Handsome wealthy Euro-dudes with yachts, sexy in that wealthy Euro-dude way. Full Story

Uma & Valentino

July 9, 2007 12:00:00 Posted at July 9, 2007 12:00:00
Lainey Posted by Lainey

Valentino celebrated 45 years this weekend with a star-studded, extravagant, seemingly interminable celebration consisting of party after party after fashion show. One of the lowlights had to be Sienna Miller – more on that later. Among the highlights, as usual – Uma Thurman who chose light and pale shades throughout the festivities as illustrated by the three showings attached. Full Story

Sirius Black is a Sexy Bitch

June 29, 2007 00:00:00 Posted at June 29, 2007 00:00:00
Lainey Posted by Lainey

When I was young and stupid, I wondered how Uma Thurman could possibly marry Gary. And now, with a little more experience and perhaps a savvier sense of what is sexy, now I totally get it. Especially now that I’ve seen the Order of the Phoenix. Gary Oldman is the hotness. And Sirius Black is the Hotness, particularly at the end. Full Story

Uma & Tots

March 29, 2007 12:00:00 Posted at March 29, 2007 12:00:00
Lainey Posted by Lainey

Uma Thurman at the beach with her 2 kids, participating in a little sand creativity. Cute, non? And holy breasts! Never thought of her as abundant in that area…you? Also love her body. An Amazon body but a healthy one, I think. One that doesn’t scream: I obsess over my healthy Amazon body, I just look like this naturally. Full Story

Best Red & Rehearsed: Nicole Kidman

February 26, 2007 12:00:00 Posted at February 26, 2007 12:00:00
Lainey Posted by Lainey

The loop around the neck is causing some controversy – being the superstitious bitch that I am, I personally wouldn’t want to go anywhere near the suggestion of a noose, though I suppose when it comes to a lot of things, including facial freezing, Nicole and I don’t exactly see eye to eye. Still, in terms of high fashion, in terms of how she brings it on these occasions and her unwillingness to play it safe, more often than not, I love Nicole’s style choices and last night was no exception. Full Story

Uma Uma

May 20, 2006 12:00:00 Posted at May 20, 2006 12:00:00
Lainey Posted by Lainey

At the moment, Uma Thurman sits atop my husband’s Freebie 5. And since Gwen Stefani’s pregnancy, she is the only member of his Freebie 5 - although I think the sales girl who sold him La Dauphine from the Christian Dior store the other day has probably gained entry. I can’t argue with any of his choices. Full Story

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