One year later – is this the face of a man who didn’t want to end his marriage? Sorry for the little gloat but at the time of the divorce announcement, when it was widely circulated courtesy of Pervy Joe Simpson that Jessica was the one who pushed for separation at Nick’s resistance, I reported that HE was actually the one calling out for months, and for the sake of saving face and to help her play out a “strong woman” façade, he agreed to pretend subsequently coming out on top when it was all said and done. Full Story

Is it the new black? Yesterday Vanessa Minnillo today Lilo in Paris for the opening of Tommy Hilfiger"s store. And unless Tommy is designing for Miss America, something tells me she"s not wearing one of his. For that matter, I have no idea what the f-ck she is wearing but it sucks ass. Full Story

Sweet Goddess. This girl is SOOOO beautiful. She is SOOOO cute. She is sweet, she is playing her game perfectly with Nick Lachey...and yet, and yet. Time and again the Beauty Queen shines though. At the Emmys at the VMAs and now at the Hennessy Event in NYC, a silver sparkly mess, obviously an attempt at funky jeans that failed miserably. Full Story

What do they say? You can take the girl outta the pageant but you can’t take the pageant outta the girl? I suppose it’s not as bad as her Emmy nightmare but isn’t that like comparing diarrhea to sh*t? Sorry for the crass and yet it had to be said: Nick Lachey digs girls who dig low classy clothes. Full Story

Don’t ask me what she was doing there. I have no idea. Nor do I care. But I’m beginning to think she’s bitten off a bit too much Jessica and can’t find her way home. What in the name of good taste is this??? Tacky, loud, cheap, this sh*t is worse than a regular mall…this sh*t is what I call Chinese Mall, and if you’ve never had the pleasure, I suggest you drive out to a suburb and get your groove on. Full Story

In Vegas over the weekend. Now don"t get me wrong - she"s a gorgeous, gorgeous girl. But a girl this gorgeous has no business getting stuck in beauty pageant hell. The hair, the dress, the "world peace" smile - Miss Teen USA? Maybe. Miss MTV TRL??? Absolutely f&cking NOT!!! And Ew. Don"t get me started on Jesse Metcalfe. Full Story

I gotta give it to Vanessa Minnillo. So many young girls these days make what I like to call the “hot air” mistake, charging in all roaring and shakin’ and “girl power” crazy, fingers snapping, weaves swaying, thinking that this is what sets them apart, believing that a tough attitude will distinguish them from the soft, supple sirens that stereotypically come a dime a dozen. Full Story

My hometown threw a HUGE party last night and Nick Lachey was the marquee player. He performed, he greeted the fans, he pimped his record, and he also showed up with a case of Vanessa Minnillo. Although they tried to avoid being photographed together over the weekend, sneaking in and out backdoors at clubs and restaurants, my spies tell me they were very much a couple, as in touchy feely gropey, and even a little more. Full Story

As I"m sure you"ve heard, Page Six reported today that Orlando Bloom couldn"t keep his three pretty boy whiskers off of Claire Danes the other night at the Raisa Gorbachev Foundation event. And while I cannot confirm or deny the validity of the report, it"s not like Orly isn"t a perfect candidate for Claire and her deviant habit of stealing peoples" boyfriends so I suppose it"s entirely plausible. Full Story