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Smutty Tingles

July 30, 2014 18:58:20 Posted at July 30, 2014 18:58:20
Lainey Posted by Lainey

I thought the point of this story was that they’re the same person (Dlisted)

Rihanna and Eminem getting ready (Just Jared)

Seriously, when your car’s gas tank is in the back, maybe consider the pants (The Superficial)

Is Kate Upton trying to tell me that pretty people shouldn’t have to do chores? (Cele|bitchy)

Ariana Grande’s selfie face (Hollywood Tuna)

Mila Kunis’s cute maxi skirt (Pop Sugar)

Megan Fox is wearing something from 2007 (Too Fab)

Great dress on Chloe Grace Moretz on the cover of FLARE  (Hollywood PQ)

Double dipping celebrity love (Romance Beat)

Jennifer Lopez’s maybe boyfriend’s job status (Celeb Dirty Laundry)

Resetting Lea Michele

July 30, 2014 18:26:29 Posted at July 30, 2014 18:26:29
Lainey Posted by Lainey
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Wenn, Splash

Lea Michele continues to work on Sons Of Anarchy. Here she is shooting a scene with Katey Sagal yesterday. As I wrote earlier this week, with the imminent conclusion of Glee, Lea’s professional strategy seems to be an image change. This is not Rachel Berry hanging out with Gemma Teller Morrow. Full Story

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Beyonce vs Page Six, Beyonce by design

July 30, 2014 16:32:57 Posted at July 30, 2014 16:32:57
Lainey Posted by Lainey

Page Six has been going hard on Beyonce and Jay Z the last couple of weeks. A few days ago, it was this report on how the two are reassessing their marriage. Key details: -They care more about the business behind their brand than the emotion (Yes. Full Story

Style Discomfort or Boy Discomfort?

July 30, 2014 15:34:21 Posted at July 30, 2014 15:34:21
Lainey Posted by Lainey
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Frederick M. Brown/ Getty

While Justin Bieber was fronting like he’s all big and bad in Orlando Bloom’s face last night, Selena Gomez was at the Hollywood premiere for her new movie Behaving Badly. It’s a bad title. It looks like a really bad movie. Maybe that’s why she seems so …uncomfortable? Let’s play Photo Assumption and make some baseless suggestions about why she looks so clenched. Full Story

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Hot Harry’s desert boots

July 30, 2014 14:56:51 Posted at July 30, 2014 14:56:51
Lainey Posted by Lainey
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John McNamara/ Splash

After spending a few days in Glasgow for the Commonwealth Games, a casually dressed Prince Harry was at BBC Radio 2 today to talk about the Invictus Games. Good hang on those jeans. But I might need him to retire the desert boots now. There are so many other options. How about a pair of kicks? Are royal people not allowed to wear kicks except when they’re doing something athletic? Not even with jeans? Like what’s wrong with a pair of Converse here? Vans?  Here’s my theory on why Harry never combs his hair: he thinks that if he doesn’t comb it, it will look like there’s more of it. Full Story

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Short, blonde, and pregnant

July 30, 2014 14:19:44 Posted at July 30, 2014 14:19:44
Lainey Posted by Lainey
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Splash

It was a great weekend for Scarlett Johansson. It’s a wonderful time for Scarlett Johansson. Lucy exceeded expectations at the box office, coming in at #1 with almost $45 million and overpowering Dwayne The Rock Johnson’s Hercules. And this just a couple of weeks after Sarah posted this article Full Story

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Boy Sh-t: A 3 Whisker Throwdown

July 30, 2014 13:58:10 Posted at July 30, 2014 13:58:10
Lainey Posted by Lainey
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Rob Rich/ Splash

Three Whiskers has been my nickname for Orlando Bloom for years. Do a search for “Three Whiskers” on this site. It’ll pull up dozens of articles dating back as far as 2006. He’s just never been able to grow any substantial facial hair. The other day, I saw this shot Full Story

Wednesday, July 30, 2014
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Dear Gossips,

I posted a blind riddle back in 2012 called 2 Days and 20 Years. It was about a woman who had two evenings of sex, with two different partners aged twenty years apart. Click here for a refresher. Please think about that today.

On an unrelated note – why was Charlie Hunnam not at Comic-Con? A VOGUE photo shoot. Charlie isn’t photogenic when he’s standing on a red carpet. But in a studio setting and properly styled? Jesus. I can’t wait to see these pictures.

Anyway, to help ease the disappointment from his absence, he recorded a video message to the fans that was played at the Sons Of Anarchy panel, the show’s final Comic-Con panel since it’s concluding this fall. What a great ass. He shows his ass all the time on SOA. It’s never looked hairy to me. Do you think he waxes it? I have decided I like a waxed ass on a dude.

Yours in gossip,

Lainey

Joaquin Phoenix: Dr Strange?

July 29, 2014 20:07:10 Posted at July 29, 2014 20:07:10
Lainey Posted by Lainey
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A few days ago THR reported that Joaquin Phoenix and Marvel are in negotiations for him to play Dr Strange. I mean, he’s definitely right for it. On talent, he could totally do it. Of course he could. But… is Joaquin Phoenix a Company Man? Think of how RDJ is a Company Man now for Marvel. Full Story

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Smutty Tingles

July 29, 2014 18:51:11 Posted at July 29, 2014 18:51:11
Lainey Posted by Lainey

What Martha Stewart thinks of Blake Lively’s Preserves (Dlisted)

Lady Gaga and Tony Bennett announce duet (Just Jared)

Hilary Duff gets a rubdown in her new video (The Superficial)

JLO’s fly girl throwback (Cele|bitchy)

The Bump Kiss might be worse than the Belly Cup (Too Fab)

No. (Hollywood Tuna)

I barely made it through this video my black heart hurt so much (Towleroad)

Mark Ruffalo is adorable, adorable, adorable (Pop Sugar)

I love this outfit…EXCEPT for the boots (Popoholic)

Arya Stark’s dress is a mess (Go Fug Yourself)

Charlie’s backpack and Lea Michele

July 29, 2014 18:33:57 Posted at July 29, 2014 18:33:57
Lainey Posted by Lainey
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Charlie Hunnam arrived with his backpack on the set of Sons Of Anarchy yesterday, same day Lea Michele was there. So now I’m wondering if they hang out. You think they’d hang out? You think he’d roll a fat one and pass it to her? Not that I can’t see her smoking a fat one. Full Story

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Rachel Berry wants to be an old lady

July 29, 2014 17:26:48 Posted at July 29, 2014 17:26:48
Lainey Posted by Lainey
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WENN

Um. Lea Michele was on the set of Sons Of Anarchy yesterday. Her? She’ll be on the sixth episode of the upcoming final season reportedly playing Gertie, “an empathetic truck-stop waitress and single mother, who connects with Gemma (Katey Sagal) during a difficult time”. Full Story

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Gwyneth & Chris: movie night in the Hamptons

July 29, 2014 16:03:05 Posted at July 29, 2014 16:03:05
Lainey Posted by Lainey
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Wenn, INF

Gwyneth Paltrow showed up at a private screening for Hector And The Pursuit Of Happiness last night in the Hamptons. Simon Pegg is Apple’s godfather so I imagine she was there to support his project. And she looks great, she really does. Exactly what would come up if you google “rich+woman+Hamptons+summer”. Full Story

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Ben Affleck and Kevin Smith aren’t friends anymore

July 29, 2014 15:36:39 Posted at July 29, 2014 15:36:39
Lainey Posted by Lainey
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Kevin Winter/ Getty

Kevin Smith was asked at Comic-Con about whether or not he’s seen Ben Affleck. His response? Not just a simple “no”. "Great question. I don’t know, because we're not f-cking tight. I have not been [close with him] in decades. That's old Ben. He's got a wife that don't [sic] care for me at all [Laughs]. Full Story