Would give anything to look this good at a work out. Madge heading to the gym today in London complete with blackberry and phone, in her track suit and the sweetest leather jacket. Am also coveting the shoes. All pales in comparison however to the tits. Pushing fifty and still rather bouncy…and up close her skin looks pretty good too. Full Story

Madge, Lola, and little David Banda in Malawi today. A meeting with David’s biological father was expected to take place, though journalists were blocked from coverage which is why at press time (11am PST) no confirmation has been released. As for growing gossip that all is not well between Madonna and Guy Ritchie, that he was supposed to travel with her to Malawi, that they fought and he refused to follow – as I reported last week, he is working on a tv show for ABC. Full Story

She’s headed back to Malawi – official reason is because she is “overseeing the building of a children"s health care center” but gossip is already swirling about her intentions to adopt another child. This time a 3 year old girl called Grace. Funny that. Isn’t the newly christened Pax Thien Jolie, brother of Maddox, Zahara, and the Chosen One, also 3? Like last time, her rep is vehemently denying the reports. Full Story

All kindsa cute. First – David Banda on a skateboard while Mother Madge looks on in London. Then – the incomparable Violet Affleck looking more like Dad every day. And finally – Deacon Phillippe out for ice cream with Reese, definitely my favourite of the lot. Check out his pre-tantrum expression – nap time evidently overdue. Full Story

Shooting a series of new ads for Estee Lauder…total gorgessity non? Heard from a very new source over the weekend about Gwyneth and Madge – rumour has it she’s been one of the few allowed to visit Madge and Child and word is she’s completely “enchanted” with David Banda Ritchie, Malawi son of Her Madgesty. Full Story