Brange had sex this weekend
On Saturday afternoon, Angelina Jolie and Brad Pitt pulled up at a hotel in Beverly Hills. The photo agency will not specify which one. We’ll get back to that in a minute.
The two were carrying overnight bags. They exited the car and walked arm in arm into the resort, not to emerge again until the very next day. The kids were not with them. And look at the Jolie’s smug smile. You know. You know the implication. They were there to f-ck. Which is probably why we’re not supposed to know where. First of all the pap who got this shot wants it to remain exclusive but also so that pervs like me don’t book a holiday for the purpose of being able to say we had sex in the same bed as Brange.
Anyway, the point is we’re supposed to think that after 6 kids and so many trips around the world and blockbuster movies and awards and humanitarian efforts and health issues too, even though it’s been oh my god, 8 years now? or 9? After all this time they’re still horny for each other. Good. I need to believe this to be true...when the truth is probably that they just needed to get away from all those children and sleep.