I met her during the Toronto International Film Festival in 2006 at an after hours party. She seemed cranked up on something – possibly ecstasy – and was fully buried in oblivion on the dance floor by the time we arrived, grinding up on 2 different men, spinning around suggestively, and still the sweetest girl ever. Full Story

Brittany Murphy looks sooooo great. Better than she has maybe ever. But for some reason, unfathomable literally to everyone, she up and married this ….creep. A creep with allegedly some illegal alien issues and a very, very shady past. WTF??? Must have also been an awkward scene last night as both Brittany and Ashton Kutcher – see here Full Story

Not sure why but this photo kills me. Only Antonio Banderas, you know what I mean? Only he could pull off that pucker. They are in London for the big splash premiere of Shrek. All of them, minus Eddie Murphy, on hand to take their film to the UK including Cam and Mike Myers but it’s the chemistry between JT and Zorro that is cracking me up the most. Full Story

I like this girl…she is a doll. Have met Brittany Murphy twice, both times she was a doll, if not a little crazy. Especially last year at a Toronto Film Festival afterparty drunk off her tree. Still…she is lovely. Lovely and polite and not Jessica Alba. But she does have an engagement problem. Full Story

Not exactly the approach I would take but whatever… I love this broad. She’s rough, she’s not afraid to scrap, and she’s takin’ it to Eddie Murphy right up the arse. So he says she slept around, says he’s not her baby daddy, challenged her to a paternity test to settle the matter once and for all, and she’s like – alright, giddy’up. Full Story

Mel B is the best of smut. And the ways she mucks around in it, she always means business. Check it out – she dated Eddie Murphy. She got pregnant, they broke up, he didn’t want anything to do with her, she says he’s the daddy, he openly accuses her of promiscuity, and she doesn’t hide. Full Story

All present but for Scary who is in America fighting with her baby daddy Eddie Murphy. But Ginger, Baby, Sporty, and of course Posh were all there, in honour of Bluebell’s christening. And contrary to popular opinion - LOVE the name Bluebell. Blue for short, am all over it. And she’s gorgeous, non? That rosebud mouth, not quite as large as The Chosen One Shiloh’s, but prominent still, and so pretty and fair, just like lovely mum Geri who has never been so fetching and fit… love, love, love. Full Story

Norbit ruled the box office this weekend.   Norbit. Starring Eddie Murphy in a fat suit, mauled by critics, panned by insiders, and still somehow it climbed to the top of the movie mountain. Personal preference is paramount…absolutely. But seriously, doesn’t a film like Norbit, essentially the same recycled, rehashed garbage previously released as The Nutty Professor – doesn’t a film like this, all films like this, don’t they defy the standard difference of opinion and just qualify as pure, unadulterated SH-T??? And for that matter – who outside of white trash would actually consider THIS an elegant, classy wedding invitation??? …tha F&CK??? Eva Longoria and Tony Parker, supposedly it’s theirs. Full Story

Last one before The Big Show, Helen Mirren and Forest Whitaker and Jennifer Hudson have swept everything, but as I said a few weeks ago, Eddie Murphy is by no means a lock. The British gave Best Supporting Actor to Alan Arkin who is workin’ it hard, hard, hard on the campaign trail. Would love to see him take it on Oscar night. Full Story

Babel, Little Miss Sunshine, The Departed, The Queen and Clint but no Dreamgirls…do you love it, or do you LOVE it? I love. I love a LOT. And I LOVE Ryan Gosling’s recognition too. Slim chance against Forest Whitaker but still, it’s nice to know that sometimes, a performance with virtually NO campaign behind it can still earn a nod – can hardly believe it’s possible in the current Hollywood climate, non? The lock of the year? Has to be Jennifer Hudson – which means you DO NOT want to be on staff with Beyonce this morning. Full Story

So Eddie Murphy has kept an ultra, ultra low profile for several years, but even before his divorce that sh-t was swirling. You know what I mean… And now Dreamgirls is coming out, said to be the finest performance of his career, possible nomination for Oscar, now all of a sudden he finds himself sandwiched between two women, one of whom claims his prolific seed is growing inside her. Full Story

Did her mother design this dress? I’m inclined to think not. Because she looks great in it. And because it’s not ugly. A tad beauty pageant, perhaps, but definitely not ugly. And was she totally adorable last night or what? Especially when Jay Z was performing – boppin’ her head, wavin’ her arms, smilin’ big and pretty and maybe even a little bit fake for the cameras…which naturally had my smutty sense tingling. Full Story

An exclusive photo from Japan – thanks to the Lovely Ell. Apparently The Alba Demon could stand to learn a lesson or two from Brittany about onset behaviour. She was in Yokohama last week filming a movie called The Ramen Girl – so low budget it may never be screened. Shooting on this day lasted 14 hours. Full Story

TMZ is reporting that Scary Spice Mel B is pregnant with Eddie Murphy"s baby - possibly twins. Apparently she went into a lingerie shoppe complaining of fatigue, revealing that carrying the baby was making her tired. Full Story