Whatever did or didn’t happen with January Jones, clearly Claudia Schiffer and Matthew Vaughn are taking the approach that that baby with the mystery father has nothing to do with them. Claudia is standing by her man after his denial. Imagine how that would have gone down though when he had to tell her he was releasing a statement? What do you say to your wife when your actor is pregnant and people think it’s you who put it in there? Jesus. Full Story

This is Matthew Vaughn. At least that’s what the photo agency is telling me. You wouldn’t know it to look at him because his is not the most recognisable celebrity face, being a director and all. But you probably know the name because he’s made headlines recently for vehemently denying that he’s the father of January Jones’s baby. Full Story

It has all the elements of Great Gossip: an actress, a director, a supermodel, a mystery pregnancy… And then you find out it’s about January Jones and the whole story gets a downgrade, from Great Gossip to Just Gossip, if that. Beige Gossip is what it is. Anyway, E!Online’s Ted Casablanca posted an exclusive yesterday about X-Men: First Class director Matthew Vaughn acting all kinds of suspicious about January Jones’s pregnancy. Full Story

Well he put his money into it...which means he needs to support it. And it doesn’t seem like he’ll be able to travel back to North America as Kick-Ass approaches its release date stateside so he made the quick trip from Venice to London for the UK premiere last night. Check out a beat down looking Brad Pitt with that beard you hate so much doing his duty for what will hopefully be a massive hit. Full Story

Is f-cking exquisite. It’s Versace. Thematically similar to Shelfy’s dress (more on that later) only far superior. And of course on someone who can wear it. Never was pro-Claudia back in the day. Christy and Linda and Yasmine Ghauri, they did more for me especially on the runway. Over the years though she’s grown on me a little. Full Story

While her husband David Beckham gives back in Africa on a UN Children’s mission, playing with kids in Sierra Leone and doing something less frivolous for a change, his wife Victoria is exactly where she should be: front row at a fashion show in Paris. Orange and puckered and posed, here’s Posh with Dita von Teese and Claudia Schiffer at Roland Mouret, the designer of her famous Moon Dress. Full Story

For 10 years on Thursday nights they were a source of comfort. They were our Friends. They were there for us… when the rain starts to fall. They were there for us… like they’ve been there before. Not Monica, Joey, Chandler, Ross, or Phoebe…No, no not them. They sucked ass after season 4. Full Story

Maroon 5’s Adam Levine as Brad from Fight Club for Halloween, pretty much pissing on Pitt’s legacy. As if. As if a helium-voiced little douche could come close to the quiveration. Maybe, just maybe, if he could actually perform live. But as it so happens, Adam’s ball-less screeches fall far short of the hotness, though his ego is still inflated from f&cking Jessica Simpson last year. Full Story

Did you watch SNL this weekend? If not, you MUST click here – yet another classic Digital Short this time featuring cameos by Adam Levine and his cheese ass voice and also the bearded beautiful Jakey. Seriously, listen to the lyrics. Full Story

To each her own. I love Gwyneth, you can’t bear her. I can’t stand Oprah, many of you would gladly pass out from frenzied cheering in her aisles every time she tells you to “love yourself!” Music of course is particularly subjective. To many of you, Radiohead is probably random noise. Full Story