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Brange date

February 4, 2014 15:18:52 Posted at February 4, 2014 15:18:52
Lainey Posted by Lainey
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KHAPGG/ Splash

Angelina Jolie and Brad Pitt went out for dinner last night in Australia looking sexier than they’ve looked in a while. I mean, her footwear says it all. Those are shoes that demand a bottle of wine, or several. And not giving a sh-t what time the kids go to bed. OK then. Is it coming? Is the Pitt Porn on the way for award season when it really matters? Because it’s been too f-cking long. Full Story

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Cate Blanchett’s face…

January 30, 2014 18:33:56 Posted at January 30, 2014 18:33:56
Lainey Posted by Lainey
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Wenn, Lisa Maree Williams/ Getty

Is making me want to punch my own face because it’s so ridiculously CATE BLANCHETT, synonymous with awesome. OMG this sushi tastes so Cate Blanchett. It was so Cate Blanchett when you surprised us like that. Ok, no. But you know what I mean. Check her out at the AACTA Awards in Sydney showing off that f-cking incredible face with a lot of cleave, in a dress that… I didn’t expect. Full Story

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Must hear Scarjo

January 9, 2014 21:04:38 Posted at January 9, 2014 21:04:38
Lainey Posted by Lainey
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Wenn, FameFlynet

Scarlett Johansson was on Letterman last night. I love this swirl she wears in her hair once in a while. She can do it and still come off exactly in her time – modern and sophisticated. She talked about living in Paris and talked about the Parisian rudeness thing. And she lives in the “artists” area. Full Story

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Carey Mulligan: Nude > Singing

January 6, 2014 20:25:18 Posted at January 6, 2014 20:25:18
Lainey Posted by Lainey
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Splash

It’s really too bad more people don’t feel this way. Carey Mulligan was in New York this morning still promoting Inside Llewyn Davis. Matt Lauer reminded her of when she once said that she’d rather go nude than sing on camera. She was super cute about it. And those dimples came out. Full Story

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Marion in Marrakesh Fashion Porn

December 6, 2013 21:04:58 Posted at December 6, 2013 21:04:58
Lainey Posted by Lainey
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FADEL SENNA/ Dominique Charriau/ Getty

Marion Cotillard has been in Marrakesh all week for the film festival. I’ve been saving up her photos as a good start to the weekend: Fashion Porn! To me, the style started off not so great. The black and white printed dress? Didn’t like it at all. Look how it’s blousing at the breasts. Full Story

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Photo Assumption: Scarjo & Rooney

November 11, 2013 18:22:19 Posted at November 11, 2013 18:22:19
Lainey Posted by Lainey
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Vittorio Zunino Celotto/ Getty

Remember, it’s photo assumption – highly UNscientific conclusions based only on one photographic moment that could be interpreted a million ways. Scarlett Johansson and Rooney Mara were together at the premiere of Her at the Rome Film Festival. Scarjo is “Her”, the voice. Full Story

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Tilda and Mrs Timberlake

November 6, 2013 14:34:28 Posted at November 6, 2013 14:34:28
Lainey Posted by Lainey
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Rob Kim/Gary Gershoff/ Getty

Tilda Swinton was honoured last night at the Museum of Modern Art in New York. It was also her 53rd birthday. Look at her. She is ageless. She is spectacular. How spectacular? Karl Lagerfeld was her date. Like, HE had to accompany HER to the event. Karl doesn’t gift that out to just anyone. Full Story

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Lupita Nyong’o: Julia’s competition

October 22, 2013 14:30:43 Posted at October 22, 2013 14:30:43
Lainey Posted by Lainey
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Mark Davis/ Getty

Well there’s also Oprah, for her work in The Butler. But lovely Lupita Nyong’o is coming on strong.  Nyong’o received the New Hollywood Award last night for her performance in 12 Years A Slave, introduced by the ageless Angela Bassett. Nyong’o’s emotional speech – full of gratitude and humility and charm – was one of the favourites of the evening. Full Story

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Demi who wears glasses

October 18, 2013 15:40:47 Posted at October 18, 2013 15:40:47
Lainey Posted by Lainey
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Kevin Winter/ Getty

Alice Munro’s Nobel Prize last week made me think of Dorothy Parker, one of the best writers, ever, and she never wrote a novel. Dorothy wrote wonderful short stories, and poems, and essays, and movie reviews, but never a novel. And it was almost like she didn’t think she could be taken seriously because of it. Full Story

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Carey & Oscar in London

October 16, 2013 17:01:42 Posted at October 16, 2013 17:01:42
Lainey Posted by Lainey
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WENN

Carey Mulligan and Oscar Isaac were in London last night for a screening of Inside Llewyn Davis. I love her in yellow. And I love the shape of this dress. And YES, those are good shoes. No shoe hate here. No hate at all here. Not when one of my top girl crushes and the #1 on my Five List are in the same article, uncontaminated by Justin Timberlake. Full Story

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OMG Sandy, Sandy, Sandy!

October 10, 2013 19:16:44 Posted at October 10, 2013 19:16:44
Lainey Posted by Lainey
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Stuart C. Wilson/ Eamonn M. McCormack/ Getty

Holy sh--------t. Sometimes someone looks so good you want to punch yourself in the face. Picture me pile-driving myself over and over again. Because Sandra Bullock, tonight in London at the premiere of Gravity, is f-cking amazing...at any age, and she's almost 50. We did a thing on The Social a couple of weeks ago about a recent study that revealed that most people think that 50 is the ideal age and all of us were like, really? Bullsh-t. Full Story

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Christy Turlington (almost) makeup-free

October 8, 2013 21:28:37 Posted at October 8, 2013 21:28:37
Lainey Posted by Lainey
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WENN

I put the almost in there because inevitably someone will be like, no, Lainey, I’m sure she’s wearing x, y, or, z. And fighting with you is not the point of his post. The point of this post is that she’s not DONE. I can’t see eyeliner. I do however see lines. Because she’s not 14 or 24. Full Story

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Jude Law’s genes

October 7, 2013 16:31:48 Posted at October 7, 2013 16:31:48
Lainey Posted by Lainey
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WENN

Jude Law produced his own clone. It’s CRAZY. In 2011, I posted these photos of Jude with his son Rafferty, then 14. Even then it was freaking me out how the same they looked. Two years later, Rafferty – they call him Raffi – is now modelling. Full Story

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Scarlett is sexy…and jealous

October 7, 2013 15:06:53 Posted at October 7, 2013 15:06:53
Lainey Posted by Lainey

ESQUIRE named Scarlett Johansson the Sexiest Woman Alive in 2006. And again this year. She is the magazine’s first repeat SWA. And no argument here. You see my Five List? She’s on my Five List. It’s undeniable. It was recently confirmed that Scarjo is engaged to Romain Dauriac. Full Story