You know I hate the belly cupping. And I know many of you hate me for hating the belly cupping. Where we generally agree however is on the belly cupping by the baby father. It’s gross. Here’s Halle Berry having her belly cupped by her baby father Olivier Martinez in Paris yesterday. Full Story

Halle Berry was in Buenos Aires yesterday promoting The Call. As announced last week, Halle and Olivier Martinez are expecting. You can see her bump. And oh my God she is belly-cupping … ALREADY! … just in case you missed all the headlines about her pregnancy. As you know, I have no desire ever to get pregnant. Full Story

Celebrity pregnancy isn’t normally news for me but this is Halle Berry and there’s been a lot of sh-t going on with Halle Berry recently. TMZ reports that Halle and Olivier Martinez are expecting. They’re saying she’s over 3 months. Full Story

Click here for the previous two installments of the Career Prospectus series. Halle Berry is the latest feature, in response to a request submitted by Amy: Can we get analysis on Halle Berry's career? She was in fantastic movies pre-Oscar, but I can't think of a decent role since other than Cloud Atlas. Full Story

It was, by far, not the best dress of the night, and certainly not my flavour, but, and it’s crazy to say this about Halle Berry, by her standards, it’s a great improvement. Remember what she wore to the Golden Globes? Click here for a refresher. Full Story

It’s now impossible to tell a Versace apart from a Cavalli. You know who this dress is for? This dress is for people who graduate in style from Ed Hardy. This dress is the natural progression. Why is Halle Berry dressing like she’s Christian Audigier’s wife? Check how it’s billowing on the right side of her chest, making it look like she’s swollen in one breast. Full Story

Cloud Atlas will premiere at TIFF. Have you read it? As I noted the other day - click here for a refresher - I was nervous about how it could be a film and at the same time, curious about how it would look as a film as imagined by the Wachowskis. Now an almost 6 minute trailer is online. Full Story

The Halle Berry/Gabriel Aubry custody battle is vicious, dirty family drama at its worst. Allegations of neglect, racism, volatile phone calls (he apparently taped her in a rage calling him a sperm donor)… it’s all very Mel Gibson/Oksana Grigorieva. Lately both have refrained from using the media against one another although there was a time last year when Berry would go through TMZ and Aubry had to settle for Radar with less reach. Full Story

Halle Berry will be presenting on Sunday. It will be her 9th appearance at the Oscars in 16 years. Is she JLo? Please. Halle has an Oscar. When you have one, it’s not the same as never being nominated and showing up for a decade. Let’s review. She’s our latest Oscar retrospective:  1996In lavender for her first time. Full Story

Us Weekly opened 2012 with 3 major exclusives last week and has followed it up with another this week:Halle Berry and Olivier Martinez are engaged. Now I want to be happy for Halle, I really do. But Halle has demonstrated, over and over again, that she has terrible instincts about her romantic choices. Full Story

Halle Berry is 45. She celebrated her birthday on the beach with her daughter Nahla and friends in a bikini showing off a body that could throw down against any 25 year old anywhere holy f-cking crazy ass genes, non????????????????????? You know, when it comes to Hollywood, most of the time you can console yourself by attributing some famous twat’s physical superiority to a financial and therefore surgical advantage. Full Story

I wonder if she’d be allowed. Katie Holmes was in Chicago earlier this week at that Oprah send-off show at the United Centre. At the event, Katie presented on stage with Queen Latifah and Halle Berry. Look at the way her legs are bent back. I am fascinated. Anyway, last night, she and Halle were together again, in LA at the Annenberg Space for Photography, attending the opening of Beauty CULTure, “a seminal examination of photography’s role in capturing and defining notions of modern female beauty and how these images profoundly influence our lives in both celebratory and disturbing ways”. Full Story

Written by Duana Now look, now. If anyone other than Halle Berry had paid tribute to Lena Horne, would it mean that we were less aware of the struggles she had had and the triumphs she had made over the then-totally-biased industry in Hollywood? If I started to talk about this, I might not stop, so let me temper what I’m trying to say. Full Story

Halle Berry had to drop out of New Year’s Eve so she could devote all her energy to taking down her baby father. Her replacement is Katherine Heigl. It’s amazing to me that Heigl wasn’t involved in this from the beginning, that she wasn’t in Valentine’s Day either. How is it that she also wasn’t in She’s Just Not That Into You? Or was she? Even if she wasn’t, it feels like she was. Full Story