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No, not like this

September 24, 2014 19:21:10 Posted at September 24, 2014 19:21:10
Lainey Posted by Lainey
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FameFlynet

Mixing patterns? All over it. But there’s an art to it. You can't just throw any sh-t together and expect to make it work. And there’s also a certain aesthetic. Like, generally, if your style is more like titty tops and tightness, the pattern mixing gets easy busier. Because you’re looking at too many things at once. Full Story

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Smell like tits

August 18, 2014 19:43:57 Posted at August 18, 2014 19:43:57
Lainey Posted by Lainey

Traci Melchor and I watched this commercial together just a few minutes ago. It’s a new ad for Porny’s fragrance. What does it smell like? Tits. That’s pretty much the message. Smell like tits. Traci is a Jessica Simpson defender to the death. Full Story

Porny’s weekend wedding

July 7, 2014 13:28:49 Posted at July 7, 2014 13:28:49
Lainey Posted by Lainey

Jessica Simpson married Eric Johnson on Saturday. PEOPLE had the details first. And they’ve posted an exclusive sketch of her Carolina Herrera wedding dress with a tease to more wedding details in the next issue. Herrera even gave a statement to PEOPLE about the collaboration. Full Story

Porny in the backseat

June 23, 2014 20:04:17 Posted at June 23, 2014 20:04:17
Lainey Posted by Lainey
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Oh now this is just too easy… Jessica Simpson posted this shot on Instagram the other day with the caption: Hiding from the paparazzi, so why not pose for Eric? As IF she hides from the paps. She wasn't hiding from them when she was leaving dinner the same night in the same outfit. Full Story

Porny gets to keep the cheque

March 24, 2014 13:02:44 Posted at March 24, 2014 13:02:44
Lainey Posted by Lainey
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Jessica Simpson’s deal with Weight Watchers is worth a reported $4 million. They paid her to lose her pregnancy weight. So she commodified her body. That’s why we talk about her body. She wants you to talk about her body. And she wants you to see that her body is keeping the cheque. Here’s Porny showing off her body – and some serious calf muscles – while out with her freeloader in LA yesterday. Full Story

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Porny 2014

January 7, 2014 15:08:47 Posted at January 7, 2014 15:08:47
Lainey Posted by Lainey
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Wenn, Jackson Lee/ Splash

Jessica Simpson landed in New York last night for some Weight Watchers promotion. She’s doing a Google chat today because you can’t wait to learn from Porny how best to get your body back. After all, she’s the perfect inspiration, non? They released a video a few days ago over at PEOPLE Full Story

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Porny’s “jampacked” schedule

December 16, 2013 16:37:45 Posted at December 16, 2013 16:37:45
Lainey Posted by Lainey

It’s the holidays. So, time to eat, and time for the weight loss companies to exploit your eating guilt. And Porny’s the face of it. Every time you feel bad about all those scalloped potatoes, just think of Jessica Simpson – and if she can do it, you can too! Porny’s pushing Weight Watchers Christmas right now. Full Story

Porny could feed everyone

November 4, 2013 14:24:48 Posted at November 4, 2013 14:24:48
Lainey Posted by Lainey
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Pacific Coast News

This is Jessica Simpson out for dinner the other night with her freeloader. They were there with Ashlee Simpson, her boyfriend Evan Ross, and Cacee Cobb and Donald Faison. As you can see though, the main attraction was the Tit Shelf. It’s like she’s trying to breastfeed herself. She could very well breastfeed the entire table. Full Story

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At Home with Porny

October 22, 2013 13:35:53 Posted at October 22, 2013 13:35:53
Maria Posted by Maria

Porny has been fairly quiet lately, posting a few photos of her kids on social media and reportedly scoping out spots in Italy for her upcoming wedding. I, like Lainey, will totally enjoy those photos. Speaking of photos, US Weekly Full Story

Porny’s Caprese wedding?

October 17, 2013 14:45:43 Posted at October 17, 2013 14:45:43
Lainey Posted by Lainey
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FameFlynet

Tomatoes and mozzarella, sprinkled with basil. I could do that for breakfast right now. Here are Jessica Simpson and her freeloading fiancé in Capri yesterday with family and friends, including her mother reportedly on a scouting mission for their upcoming wedding. They’re now speculating that it’ll happen next July at the Giardini D’Augusto. Full Story

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Porny wants to sing again

September 25, 2013 15:22:39 Posted at September 25, 2013 15:22:39
Lainey Posted by Lainey
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AKM-GSI/ Splash

Jessica Simpson’s been pretty quiet lately. She had her son. She sold her son’s photos to US Weekly. She’s kept a low profile, perhaps getting Weight Watchers ready for her next “your self-worth is on your scale” campaign. Last night Porny went out for dinner with her freeloader and her daughter. Full Story

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Porny’s cheap sell

August 29, 2013 15:30:10 Posted at August 29, 2013 15:30:10
Lainey Posted by Lainey

Jessica Simpson presented her newborn son Ace Knute on the cover of the new US Weekly yesterday. Now Page Six is reporting that she was only paid $100,000 for it. Look, $100,000 is a lot of money for us. Full Story

Sold! Jessica’s baby boy

August 28, 2013 13:09:09 Posted at August 28, 2013 13:09:09
Lainey Posted by Lainey

Jessica Simpson covers the new issue of US Weekly with daughter Maxwell and newborn son Ace, born June 30. There had been reports that she wasn’t having an easy time getting a good rate on this exclusive. I wonder how much she eventually had to come down. Full Story

Ace Knute Johnson

July 2, 2013 13:42:24 Posted at July 2, 2013 13:42:24
Duana Posted by Duana

I mean, are you really surprised? At this point, can any of us really claim ignorance?   You didn’t actually think that Jessica Simpson could name her baby Nathaniel or Jacob, so this isn’t that much of a surprise, right?  Ace Knute. And, in what’s arguably the worst part of the announcement for me, every media outlet takes care to specify that it’s “pronounced  ‘Ka-nute’”. Full Story