What do these 4 have in common?
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Lindsay Lohan, Charlie Sheen, Mike Tyson, and Andy Dick were all at the Scary Movie 5 premiere last night. Well there’s a sober combination. Is Charlie going for her breast? As payback for all the cash money he’s fronted her?
According to TMZ, Lohan arrived 40 minutes after her scheduled time on the carpet. Of course she did. In this case because, well, how else do you cockblock an event and make it all about you? As I have said over and over and over again, even if you take away the vodka and the coke, she’ll still, always, be addicted to the attention. She will still behave this way for the attention. She lives for the attention. There is no self-loathing in this loser. That is not the root cause of her problems the way it is for legitimately sad smut celebrities. Lindsay Lohan loves herself a lot. You don’t need to worry about that.
Lohan was told by the judge a few weeks ago that she was not to hang out with drug users. Obviously last night was a success then. And it will be the same kind of success this weekend at Coachella where she’ll be no doubt wearing some obnoxious fringed blouse, definitely just drinking water. Coachella was reportedly the reason she put off rehab until May.