I can hear half of you agreeing, and the other half bitching that she’s an old hag. Come on. This isn’t a Gossip Girl ball, is it? Really, what did you expect from Madonna at the MET Gala Punk Night? Remember this? What do you think she was saying to herself when she put this together? Do you think she was hoping that you’d like it? Of course not. Full Story

Gwyneth Paltrow spent NYE in New York with her family as Coldplay performed in Brooklyn with Jay-Z -- more on this in a minute. G, as you know, is a Valentino favourite. As is Anne Hathaway and Madonna too. M and Annie were invited by Valentino to spend NYE in Gstaad, Switzerland -- see photos from Twitter taken at the party. Full Story

Madonna appeared on Ellen this week (I have never noticed the physical similarities between them, but it’s there, right?) and towards the end of the segment she brought son Rocco out to take part in the Splash Tank; each dunk earns 10K for breast cancer research, so you know he was going in. Full Story

The Associated Press reported yesterday that Beyonce will perform at the Super Bowl in New Orleans. Shortly after, B posted this picture on her Tumblr confirming the news. I’m sure, I’m sure it was a photo shoot that happened well in advance. Full Story

But first... Even though Gwyneth Paltrow and Madonna won’t admit it openly, the two broke up a while ago. There were reports however that G was at MDNA in Hyde Park the other night. But no pictures. And she was confirmed to be at Pump in Chicago with Chris Martin just the day before. So. Full Story

Guy Ritchie showed up at the premiere of The Dark Knight Rises last night in London with his girlfriend Jacqui Ainsley. She is expecting again. Jacqui gave birth to their son Rafael last year. I liked this affectionate quote she gave about their family: “This is the first time I’ve been a biological mother but we’ve got the two big boys and they absolutely dote on Raf. Full Story

Are the same age. I guess there are many different ways of doing it... Here’s Michelle Pfeiffer this weekend at the premiere of People Like Us. She looks lovely. She doesn’t look like she’s fighting it. Do you remember her in Tequila Sunrise? This is my favourite Mel Gibson movie. Full Story

Madonna performed in Turkey on Saturday night. During the show she took off her shirt, played around with her bra strap, and then peeled back her bra cup to reveal her right nipple. It’s a great looking nipple, sure. But it’s also a move she’s been dropping for so SO many years. How fresh can it be? At the SMUT Soiree in Vancouver last week, there was a question from the crowd about Madonna from a longtime fan of hers who wanted to know WHY she’s just not bringing it anymore. Full Story

You know what I always say: Girl Sh-t Is The Best Sh-t. It is the fuel of gossip. Girl Sh-t lives in the heart of every great smutty story. From the Brange-Aniston Triangle to all the Twi-Hard in-fighting, Girl Sh-t is pure entertainment and, ultimately, if you want to get profound up in here, Girl Sh-t is where celebrities are at their most relatable. Full Story

Madonna and daughter Lourdes today announced that Georgia May Jagger, daughter of Mick Jagger and Jerry Hall, is the new global face of their Material Girl clothing line. Georgia follows Kelly Osbourne, daughter of Ozzy Osbourne, in the position. Kelly followed Taylor Momsen of Gossip Girl who headlines her own band. Full Story

Madonna and her kids went to Kabbalah yesterday in New York. Her MDNA tour kicks off in Tel Aviv in 10 days. She’s been training and rehearsing hard, as she does. I’ve not decided yet if I want to go. Back in the day it wasn’t even a decision. She announced and I was there. I’ll be in Toronto when MDNA arrives for two shows during the second week of TIFF. Full Story

Madonna was at Macy’s in New York yesterday to launch her fragrance Truth Or Dare. It’s her hair, I think. The way she’s styling it here. It’s softening her face, right? Am I crazy? Because to me it’s the best she’s looked in a long time even though she seemed really keen to pose with her hands behind her back in most photos. Full Story

Madonna appeared on stage at the Ultra Music Festival in Miami, because she’s all the club tracks, this weekend with Avicci who worked on MDNA which drops tomorrow. I haven’t heard the entire album. But I think I’ll like it OK. As in a few catchy beats, something to throw on at the gym, but perhaps not super memorable. Full Story

Have you seen Madonna’s video for Girl Gone Wild yet? The song is ...OK. It’s a good beat to run to. Steady, steady, steady, steady, beat, beat, beat, beat. A lot less offensive than that Give Me All Your Love. But the video...The video I love it so much. I love those black bands on her arm. And the t-shirt with the sport stripes underneath. Full Story