Rocky Delgadillo Gossip
<p class="MsoNormal"><span style="font-size: 10pt; font-family: Arial;">Rocky Delgadillo is a f*cking stud. STUD. Because Rocky is the Los Angeles City Attorney, the man responsible for charging Paris Hilton, for getting that disgusting slug sentenced to 45 days in prison. In other words, he temporarily killed Hollywood Ebola. He is my boyfriend, he is your boyfriend, he is your neighbour’s boyfriend, and he is the most beautiful boyfriend, like, ever.<o:p><br /> </o:p></span></p> <p class="MsoNormal"><span style="font-size: 10pt; font-family: Arial;">As promised, I wrote on May 4<sup>th</sup> that if Rocky could pull it off, he would rise to the top of the Freebie Five for a month. But let’s make it an even 45 days, shall we? And so here he is. Rocky. Love Rocky. Goddess bless Rocky! <o:p></o:p></span></p>
And finally… the best moment of the year. Could there really be another moment to top this? Did we all not stand up and cheer and cackle and get rip roaring drunk on June 8th when Rocky Delgadillo hauled Ebola’s diseased ass back to jail? Let’s recap the best day ever, shall we? So Paris is in jail. Full Story
My boyfriend and current #1 on the Freebie Five Rocky Delgadillo, LA City Attorney, is right said pissed about Hollywood Ebola’s early release. Rocky released a statement expressing his concern about the Sheriff’s Department’s decision to send Paris home, and questions – in legalese of course – the validity of her medical claim, insisting that proper procedure was clearly not followed. Full Story
Paris to prison and Lilo drugging caught on tape… both on the same weekend??? The Gossip Goddess is a generous bitch. More on that later…
Bad news: am traveling this week, first to NYC Sunday night on the red eye, then to Edmonton midweek, will be posting on the fly.
Good news: am on assignment with eTalk covering the Costume Institute Gala on Monday night at the Met!!! The Costume Institute Gala is The.Most.Fashionable event of the year, with the frosty Anna Wintour presiding and the incomparable Cate Blanchett co-chairing… seeing Cate living and breathing twice in the same year? I am overcome.
Other expected attendees include: Salma Hayek’s baby daddy which means she could be there clashing with La Lopez and Marc, Kate Hudson, Naomi Watts, my Kiki, John Legend, Liv Tyler, Gisele Bundchen, Scarlett Johansson, Lucy Liu, Julianne Moore (red heaven!), and Lindsay Lohan if she’s brave enough to wipe the coke off her face and show up.
Will have all smutty details for you Monday night.
New articles between flights, check back often for fresh updates.
Yours in gossip,
PS. From my girl Kathy in Florida where Christina Aguilera performed on Saturday night: when bantering with the audience, Xtina promised a great show, promised to sing her heart out, and said she would not "pull a Britney on you!" Hee.
PPS. Lime green and pink – was the Queen’s hat at the Derby delicious or what?
PPPS. Am a bitch of my word. As you can see, there is movement on the Freebie Five. Rocky Delgadillo is the new #1…