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March 25, 2013 -- Smutty Shout-Outs

March 25, 2013 13:10:52 Posted at March 25, 2013 13:10:52
Lainey Posted by Lainey

Jelena! Good luck today as you defend your dissertation, the culmination of 5.5 years of PhD research in Arid Lands. Megan can’t wait to call you “Dr”! Here are Aragorn and Khal Drogo to toast your success!  Full Story

Monday, March 25, 2013

Dear Gossips,

Well, I guess we’re stuck with Gerard Butler for a while longer. Because Olympus Has Fallen managed an opening weekend of $30 million. Is it the Die Hard formula? Is it the revenge porn? Is it ... North Korea Sucks porn? A foreign-faced enemy is magic at the box office and Hollywood seems to thrive whenever there’s an unhinged foreign leader making headlines.  Read Full Intro

Smutty Tingles

March 22, 2013 20:01:27 Posted at March 22, 2013 20:01:27
Lainey Posted by Lainey

Sasha Finds Anne Hathaway’s style in LifeStyle

David Beckham’s Chinese ass (Dlisted)

It’s getting harder and harder to look away from this...situation (Too Fab)

Lindsay Lohan's lawyer is also a really hilarious publicist (The Superficial)

Oh I could look at Marion Cotillard all day (Just Jared)

What a heinous dress (Hollywood Tuna)

Jennifer Aniston looks great in this hat (Pop Sugar)

As IF Jennifer Garner would let down her guard at the party (Cele|bitchy)

God I love Amy Poehler. Note she doesn’t give a sh-t about lighting and just cares about the answer (Starcrush)

JB and Vinny Chase? (The Blemish)

Yeah but...Dane Cook is still better than Chris Brown, non? This is an UPGRADE (Evil Beet Gossip)

Viggo’s romantic stroll

March 22, 2013 19:22:05 Posted at March 22, 2013 19:22:05
Lainey Posted by Lainey
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FameFlynet

That’s what the photo agency is calling it... This is Viggo Mortensen in Madrid with his longtime partner Ariadna Gil. Viggo’s new Argentinean film Everybody Has A Plan (English title) is out today, select cities. I’ve attached the trailer below. He plays twins. Click here Full Story

Let’s check in with Charlene of Serenity

March 22, 2013 19:12:36 Posted at March 22, 2013 19:12:36
Lainey Posted by Lainey
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WENN

Big news in her family today... Andrea Casiraghi is a father. His fiancée, Tatiana Santo Domingo, who is a Colombian heiress, of course, are now parents to a baby boy. As Princess Serenity has not yet produced an heir, this child then is now third in line to the Monaco throne, after his father, and his grandmother Princess Caroline. Full Story

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Kate Winslet confirmed as Jeanine Matthews

March 22, 2013 18:29:20 Posted at March 22, 2013 18:29:20
Lainey Posted by Lainey
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Wenn, Bauer, FameFlynet

It was reported in early February that Kate Winslet had joined the cast of Divergent but there was no confirmation at the time what role she’d be playing. Speculation immediately went to Jeanine Matthews and it was revealed yesterday that she will indeed be leading the Erudite, the story’s most obvious villain, although, by the time it’s all over, she probably won’t be considered the most morally compromised of all the characters. Full Story

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….and Damon Salvatore as Ren McCormick

March 22, 2013 18:18:00 Posted at March 22, 2013 18:18:00
Duana Posted by Duana

The Vampire Diaries Season 4 Episode 17 recap Come on, didn’t you think he was so hot in that sleeveless?  With the more-than-a-hint of eyeliner as he got all 80s soulful with her, and don’t tell me it was supposed to be the 70s, that was 80s Ren McCormick and St. Elmo’s Fire if I ever saw it. Full Story

Ryan Phillippe is banging Ashley Greene?

March 22, 2013 18:03:14 Posted at March 22, 2013 18:03:14
Dean Posted by Dean
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Keystone

You know that old Hollywood math where two B-list dating equals one A-list couple? Well if Ashley Greene and Ryan Phillippe are really together, they’re the opposite of that. Full disclosure, I’m not a math professor, but it seems like a self-evident scientific fact that Ashley + Ryan = Desperate - Talent + A**hole to the power of “ew, no. Full Story

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The Princess is a Scout

March 22, 2013 17:29:42 Posted at March 22, 2013 17:29:42
Lainey Posted by Lainey
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WPA Pool/ Getty

Sh-t, Katy Cambridge has been BUSY this week. That’s FOUR public appearances... so far. Today, despite the deep freeze all over England right now, she was at the Great Tower Scout Camp in Cumbria with other adult volunteers of the Scout Association learning some new scout skills. She made a fire. Full Story

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Flesh Friday: Bears VS Twinks

March 22, 2013 17:08:48 Posted at March 22, 2013 17:08:48
Dean Posted by Dean
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Wenn, FameFlynet, Splash

Two very different types of stars, two very different body types. Today we’re kicking off the weekend by taking off the shirts of Michael Phelps and Taylor Lautner. Ok yes, some of the Taylor pics below are of a wax figure, but we’ve included the real thing for your pleasure and to illustrate the point that when it comes to body hair, variety is the spice of life. Full Story

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Pippy’s best week ever

March 22, 2013 16:33:16 Posted at March 22, 2013 16:33:16
Lainey Posted by Lainey
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WENN

After 3 consecutive Dudes We Like posts, let’s bring it all down with a douchebag. Clearly I’m in the minority with the Justin Timberlake fatigue. His relentless assault over the last couple of months totally worked. The 20/20 Experience is expected to exceed 800,000 copies in first week sales, making it his best ever, over FutureSex/LoveSounds which, frankly, we can all agree on this right?, is the better album. Full Story

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