It’s been two years since Pitt Porn in Cannes. I miss them so much. I miss the way Brad walked with the cast up the steps and then came back down to pick up the Jolie, like King and Queen, blessing the public. Not even Justin Timberlake dared to do that with his wife. In the absence of Brange though, if Marion Cotillard and Guillaume Canet are there, I will manage just fine. Full Story

Oh! I mean I was hoping for a few shots together on the red carpet, and maybe some handholding, but this is a MEGA bonus! Check out Marion Cotillard and Guillaume Canet, director, at the Blood Ties photo call in Cannes today. As you can see, their relationship is right. More than right. And the French press must have been going mad with it. Full Story

I am still not over this flu. It’ll be ok for a few hours and then it’ll slide back to sucking all over again. And it’s turned me into a mouth-breather so that’s attractive. Especially in combination with the smell that’s wafting around me, a combination of head sweat and sleep musk. Full Story

As I reported yesterday, Guillaume Canet was not in Cannes with Marion Cotillard yesterday for the premiere of De Rouille et d’os. Guillaume stayed back with Marcel in New York where he’s directing Blood Ties. How CUTE are these pictures of him playing with his boy? That child’s face is the exact perfect combination of his parents. Full Story

Marion Cotillard has been to Cannes, obviously. But she’s never been to Cannes with a film in competition. Marcel was born last year during Cannes when Midnight In Paris was presented. She’s here now for Jacques Audiard’s De Rouille et d’os (Rust & Bone). The screening was this morning at 8:30am and I suck because I could not get my ass out of bed for it. Full Story

They went out, though did not pose together, in Paris last night for a party. God she is gorgeous. Look at that face, and without a lot of makeup. SO beautiful, right? I can’t wait to see her in The Dark Knight Rises. I can’t wait to see WHO she is. How does Christopher Nolan keep his sh-t so tight?Remember when Guillaume Canet was in The Beach with Leonardo DiCaprio? This is what happens during a bad crush. Full Story

So happy. Because so many people, after this appearance, were sniping that my Marion had her tits done. In December, I posted that there was another possibility. Click here for a refresher. She’s having a baby. Full Story

Marion Cotillard and Guillaume Cotillard attended the Marrakesh Film Festival this weekend – first the opening gala, where she wore that print dress with the feathers around the collar, and then the Tribute to French Cinema, where she was dressed in black, and on both occasions... I know what you’re about to say. Full Story

Blake Lively? Definitely. But it’s not my Marion Cotillard. To heave that chest up and ooze it over her dress, like some kind of entree. What is happening here? This is Marion at the Paris premiere of Les Petits Mouchoirs in what is presumably a Christian Dior leather dress. She is the face of the brand. Full Story

For a programme called Vivement Dimanche, likely to promote their film Les Petits Mouchoirs, opening this month in France. And there’s some affection too – her hand is on his leg, non? I mean... have you ever? Seen a couple so perfectly... French? That sounds so ignorantly unFrench, which I’m totally ok with. Full Story

Poor Jacek. I had 24 hours of her from Saturday through Sunday and he got nothing. Saturday morning it was a screening for Little White Lies (Les Petits Mouchoirs) directed by Guillaume Canet. It’s not a bad movie, and she’s lovely in it, but goddamn, the film started at 9am. I had to be in makeup by 11am to make it to her red carpet before noon, and at 11:30am the movie was still happening and finally at 11:35pm I had to run with a bare face to slap some concealer on at the office to head to the theatre. Full Story

Marion Cotillard will be at TIFF in support of Les Petits Mouchoirs (Little White Lies) directed by Guillaume Canet. The film is expected to be released in October, a dramedy about a group of friends on holiday and the drama that ensues when they realise they haven’t been completely honest. The trailer is below and stills from the movie are attached. Full Story

Looks like French gossips are about as reliable as the ones in UK. There are apparently certain French outlets that hate Marion Cotillard and Guillaume and I remember, at the AMFAR event in Cannes this year, we were stationed beside a French news agency, and after Dylan and I salivated over Marion Cotillard passing by, who declined, like most stars that night, to stop for interviews, the French reporters told us that they couldn’t stand her, that she was a stuck up bitch, and when I pressed them on why, they just said she’s “been accepted by America”. Full Story