Could Iman have pulled off Anna Wintour’s floral Chanel at the MET Gala on Monday? How is what you’re wearing Punk, Iman? It’s not. I married David Bowie. If you’ve not seen this yet, you’re about to experience a love explosion. It’s Bowie’s video for The Next Day, directed by Floria Sigismundi, who also directed his The Stars video. Full Story

Been listening to this all day. Sasha was on Dean and me right away this morning about it too. She mentioned that Mimi’s voice is still amazing. I had to be the c-nt bitch to wonder if, um, she could throw this down live. BUT... It’s a GREAT song. In spite of that stupid f-cking hashtag. Full Story

Avril Lavigne, who will soon marry Nickelback’s Chad Kroeger, has released a new song. It’s called Here’s To Never Growing Up. Avril told Ryan Seacrest that Here’s To Never Growing Up is: “…a pop rock tune. And it's just about being young, having fun, being present, living in the moment and that's what I love to do. Full Story

Shania Twain recently kicked off her two year residency at Caesar’s in Vegas. Several of her country music girlfriends hit up her show on Saturday night, ahead of the Academy of Country Music Awards on Sunday. Here are Reba McEntire, Faith Hill, Kelly Clarkson, Miranda Lambert, and her Pistol Annies bandmates  Ashley Monroe, and Angaleena Presley backstage with Shania. Full Story

Dance-Off! But here’s the thing about Beyonce -- no one is really good enough to dance-off against Beyonce...except Beyonce. So she’s dancing-off against herself. B teased us to it earlier this week -- click here for a refresher. Full Story

Everyone else to the left, indeed. Even her mother on the cover of British Vogue. Check out this amazing shot posted on Beyonce’s Tumblr -- two directors chairs positioned side by side. For Mrs Carter. And, most importantly, one for the BIC. Full Story

After 3 consecutive Dudes We Like posts, let’s bring it all down with a douchebag. Clearly I’m in the minority with the Justin Timberlake fatigue. His relentless assault over the last couple of months totally worked. The 20/20 Experience is expected to exceed 800,000 copies in first week sales, making it his best ever, over FutureSex/LoveSounds which, frankly, we can all agree on this right?, is the better album. Full Story

Beyonce released a new track on her Tumblr yesterday. It’s called Bow Down/ I Been On. I’ve attached below. Here are some of the lyrics, not unlike other rap lyrics, only she doesn’t get to boast about dick size:  I know when you were little girls You dreamt of being in my world Don’t forget it Respect that Bow down bitches I took my time to live my life But don’t think I’m just his little wife Don’t get it twisted this is my sh-t Huge ego, totally, a standard subject in hiphop/R&B lyrics, and a natural progression for the Beysus, considering that she’s gone from Independent Woman wearing a Halo to the Mother of the Earth in whose presence we should all bow down? Most of the people dropping braggy verses however are male. Full Story

I was a blubbering mess when I saw Whitney at the listening session in New York earlier this summer. Click here to read the article. Whitney’s new album I Look To You is available now. A true superstar declaring that it’s time we stop f-cking around with the pretenders. Full Story

The first piece of advice on my new site BeJessicasFriend.com would be to hang out more with someone like B. Beyonce doesn’t get stepped on. And she had a daddy manager too. And even though B’s mom dresses her like sh*t, the smell of a blowjob isn’t always lingering fresh around her lips. Full Story

As you’ve probably heard, Janet Jackson was supposed to play Montreal last night. Instead, at the last minute, she fell ill during sound check, was taken to hospital, released 2 hours later, leaving thousands of fans without a show. Promoters have promised to make it up. Meanwhile, Janet is said to be fine, and getting ready for her next stop in Boston. Full Story

If only Pip could open his mouth and just… sing. Not talk but sing. No douchery, no ego, no assy whiny bitch. Sing. Period. That’s all. Because he truly is an amazing performer. Mesmerising on stage, his growth as an entertainer has been impressive. Which makes those silly rumours today of an N Sync reunion that much more ridiculous. Full Story

Less than 2 weeks before the start of their world tour… can you stand it? To get it all started, the band will be releasing a one hour intimate performance on VH1 on May 3 at midnight. Performing several tracks from In Rainbows, Radiohead taped the set at a London studio and the show can also be streamed May 3 at Music. Full Story

Probably full of sh*t but it’s the juiciest cheese…and it’s also Mimi! National Enquirer is reporting that Mariah Carey and Nick Cannon have been hooking up, ever since he guested on her new video. Mimi is ten years older. Love it. And love Nick Cannon. Have loved him since Drumline. Full Story