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Prince Harry’s weekly outings

February 5, 2016 19:12:49 Posted at February 5, 2016 19:12:49
Lainey Posted by Lainey
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You know what I wrote earlier about Beyonce and the value making people miss you? Click here for a refresher. The exception to that, of course, is being royal. Because when the people pay for your royalness, you can’t withhold yourself from them. Full Story

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Hot Harry in a puffy coat

January 29, 2016 18:08:33 Posted at January 29, 2016 18:08:33
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Prince Harry was in Bath today at the UK team trials for the Invictus Games. At one point a competitor in a wheelchair was blown over by a strong gust of wind and he was the first to rush over and help her. And take a photo together. As you can see, as usual, Harry was fun and engaged and supportive and, well, generally awesome. Full Story

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Serenity is in special white

January 19, 2016 14:59:39 Posted at January 19, 2016 14:59:39
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Prince Albert and Serene Charlene were at the Vatican yesterday to meet with Pope Francis. According to the Holy See Press Office, their discussion was “cordial” as they talked about: “…environmental protection, humanitarian aid, and the integral development of peoples. Full Story

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Big G’s first day of school

January 6, 2016 18:23:47 Posted at January 6, 2016 18:23:47
Lainey Posted by Lainey
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Kensington Palace released photos today of Big G going to school for the first time. These photos appear to be taken by Princess Catherine. That’s a big backpack. To match his ego. What’s in there though, seriously? Several changes of clothing? Is he JLO now?   Embed from Getty Images Full Story

Mother Serenity – on video

December 30, 2015 15:19:17 Posted at December 30, 2015 15:19:17
Lainey Posted by Lainey

A New Year’s gift from the Monaco royals… It’s Prince Albert, with Serene Charlene, and their twins, Jacques and Gabriella, in a rare joint interview about their first year as parents. And, I think?, this is supposed to be their relatable side? I mean otherwise the palace wouldn’t have released it, right? They must think that the video portrait presented here offers the public an intimate and informal glimpse into their lives, and the goal, ostensibly, is for us to be charmed, warmed, won over. Full Story

Wednesday, December 23, 2015

Dear Gossips,

Thanks for the emails and tweets you’ve been sending about the Annual Gingerbread House vote. It’s happening today – except instead of posting all the pictures and descriptions in the introduction, it’s getting its own post.  Read Full Intro

Big G’s Christmas card

December 18, 2015 15:50:17 Posted at December 18, 2015 15:50:17
Lainey Posted by Lainey

The Cambridges released the photo that they’re using on their Christmas card this year. Apparently they liked it so much they wanted to share it with the people. The picture was taken by photographer Chris Jelfe, a former soldier, in October at Kensington Palace and, well, to no one’s surprise, it’s all about Big G. Full Story

Ryan Gosling shouts out Eva Mendes

December 4, 2015 18:56:56 Posted at December 4, 2015 18:56:56
Lainey Posted by Lainey
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Ryan Gosling is promoting The Big Short. In a new interview with HELLO! Canada he talks about his baby and Eva Mendes. So, for those of you who keep wondering about their relationship, there’s still a relationship. And it sounds like a solid relationship. Which means the tabloids can’t make up a story about them breaking up for another year, which, really, is just another month. Full Story

Hot Harry on the beach

December 1, 2015 21:29:45 Posted at December 1, 2015 21:29:45
Lainey Posted by Lainey
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You’re not even going to bother reading what I have to say, are you? That’s OK, I get it. But on the off-chance you do want some words… Another day, another Prince Harry post from South Africa. By land and sea! First, Harry took his shoes off and played rugby with the kids. Full Story

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Hot Harry on a horse and few words

November 30, 2015 19:55:13 Posted at November 30, 2015 19:55:13
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Like I said earlier, I’m kissing your ass with photos and few words today. Prince Harry is still in Africa. The other day he played polo. He fell off the horse a couple of times but wasn’t hurt. And he’s on a horse. Bonus one. Bonus two: He visited a youth centre today that rehabilitates kids who’ve been involved in gangs and criminal activity. Full Story

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Thanksgiving Harry

November 26, 2015 21:01:14 Posted at November 26, 2015 21:01:14
Lainey Posted by Lainey
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It’s Thanksgiving in America and Prince Hot Harry is not American but today he was in Lesotho doing what many in America are doing: giving back. Harry was there to open a centre for children living with HIV and AIDS in Africa. In 2004, while on a visit to Lesotho, Harry met a 4 year old boy called Mutsu Potsane, an orphan. Full Story

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