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The Outlander guy, live

March 27, 2015 17:47:23 Posted at March 27, 2015 17:47:23
Lainey Posted by Lainey
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Wenn, Simon Earl/ Splash News, Alberto E. Rodriguez/ Gabriel Olsen/ Chelsea Lauren/ Getty Images

I was wondering why there were all these horny women standing outside our building this morning… Sam Heughan was at etalk today. I walked by on my way to pee and recognised the hair. The interview will air on April 7th. Discussion points: his charitable contributions, his upcoming projects, Scotland, his fans (they call themselves Heughlihans, OMG), and “knee porn”. Full Story

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“What if there’s TOO MUCH Diversity?”

March 25, 2015 16:41:29 Posted at March 25, 2015 16:41:29
Duana Posted by Duana
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Duana’s (snarky screenwriter) take Oh NO, you guys, terrible news! It seems that Hollywood has gotten a clue, based on how Shondaland kills everything in its path on Thursday nights, how well Jane The Virgin has done, and how Empire has JUGGERNAUTED its way through season one. Hollywood has decided that this pilot season, they should be looking for diversity. Full Story

Deadline published a disgusting article meant to make us mad

March 25, 2015 16:19:54 Posted at March 25, 2015 16:19:54
Sarah Posted by Sarah

Sarah’s (snarky blogger) take Yesterday evening an article by Nellie Andreeva was posted on the industry trade website Deadline—formerly the bastion of hard-edged news harpy Nikki Finke—positing that the current pilot season is shaping up to be the most diverse in recent memory, maybe ever, with more roles opening up to “ethnic actors” following the success of shows like Empire, Scandal, How to Get Away with Murder, and Black-ish. Full Story

The Royals 1.1: “The Queen knows everything”

March 16, 2015 16:49:11 Posted at March 16, 2015 16:49:11
Sarah Posted by Sarah
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The job of a pilot is to introduce the major characters, set up the primary conflict, and then hook the audience into coming back for more. The Royals succeeds at all of these things, and surprisingly it’s not as soapy as I was expecting. Don’t get me wrong, it’s a still a soap opera, and the pilot gives me serious OC vibes, particularly at the beginning. Full Story

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Mad Men - Beginning of the End

March 12, 2015 18:17:50 Posted at March 12, 2015 18:17:50
Duana Posted by Duana

There will be many, many Mad Men pieces in the next few months as the show finally closes. Seven episodes left to finish what Don Draper started years ago when he tried to figure out why that waiter wouldn’t switch to Lucky Strike cigarettes. And I’ll write some, and everyone else will, as we try to figure out why the show resonates so much with so many of us. Full Story

American Idol Eye Shadow

March 12, 2015 16:48:03 Posted at March 12, 2015 16:48:03
Lainey Posted by Lainey
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Steve Granitz/ Kevin Winter/ David Livingston/ Getty Images

Jennifer Lopez, Keith Urban, Harry Connick Jr, and Ryan Seacrest were at the American Idol finalists’ party yesterday. People keep talking about the show’s declining ratings but they’re still averaging 10+ million a week. I don’t think that’s an emergency. And that doesn’t mean I’m advocating for its continued existence either. Full Story

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Big Dragons

March 10, 2015 15:22:29 Posted at March 10, 2015 15:22:29
Lainey Posted by Lainey

A new Game Of Thrones trailer was released this week ahead of the season 5 premiere in April. The star of the preview: Dragons. BIG DRAGONS. Those teenagers are, like, fully challenging adulthood now. Do dragons have sex? I just googled this question and spent more time than I ever imagined I would reading about dragon porn. Full Story

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Nicholas Hoult’s Top Gear

March 5, 2015 15:26:06 Posted at March 5, 2015 15:26:06
Lainey Posted by Lainey
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Nicholas Hoult was photographed on the set of Top Gear yesterday in Sussex for the Star in a Reasonably Priced Car segment. There was a training session with the Stig. And then he did his laps. The final time, obviously, will air on the show. Like you, I tell myself that I would kick ass on this challenge. Full Story

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Cecily Strong Is.

March 2, 2015 15:50:44 Posted at March 2, 2015 15:50:44
Duana Posted by Duana

Here are pictures of Cecily Strong in Capitol File magazine, in advance of her hosting the White House Correspondent’s dinner next month. She looks great and talks about how she’s most looking forward to meeting the Obamas, which sounds normal and exciting and good for her.  But it seems like Cold Comfort Farm, a little bit. Full Story

Tatiana’s 3 FLAREs

March 2, 2015 14:13:29 Posted at March 2, 2015 14:13:29
Lainey Posted by Lainey
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New issue of FLARE features Tatiana Maslany on the cover. But because it’s Tatiana and Tatiana has the range, there are actually 3 covers – see attached below. My favourite is #PunkPerfection, that Joan Jett shag looks so good on her. Full Story

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Norm Macdonald’s SNL Story Time

February 19, 2015 15:39:16 Posted at February 19, 2015 15:39:16
Sarah Posted by Sarah
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NBC/ Getty Images

Lainey emailed me last night and said I needed to go look at Norm Macdonald’s Twitter. So I did and it turns out that Macdonald, who appeared on SNL40 over the weekend, was having an SNL-themed story time about the week running up to the anniversary special. The big revelation that everyone is latching onto is that Eddie Murphy was supposed to appear in the “Celebrity Jeopardy” sketch as Bill Cosby, but that he backed out at the eleventh hour because he didn’t want to “kick a man when he was down”. Full Story

Saul, I think I love you

February 18, 2015 16:07:07 Posted at February 18, 2015 16:07:07
Maria Posted by Maria
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Obviously I was a huge Breaking Bad fan, and as much as it stressed me out, I miss writing the recaps as it made my love for, and understanding of, the show that much deeper. But I wasn’t super excited about Better Call Saul; a prequel spin-off seems like it was just a disaster waiting to happen. Full Story

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SNL40: The Bad

February 17, 2015 15:40:30 Posted at February 17, 2015 15:40:30
Sarah Posted by Sarah
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And now for everything that reminds us that Saturday Night Live is never quite as good as we want it to be. Actors impersonating characters During the “Weekend Update” bit several actors appeared as famous SNL characters. Emma Stone impersonated Gilda Radner’s “Roseanne Roseannadanna”, Melissa McCarthy attempted to take on Chris Farley and “Matt Foley”, and Edward Norton almost got there with “Stefon” and Bill Hader. Full Story

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SNL40: The Good

February 17, 2015 15:04:10 Posted at February 17, 2015 15:04:10
Sarah Posted by Sarah
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Like Saturday Night Live itself, the 40th anniversary celebration show was a mixed bag. Here’s everything that was good. Andy Samberg’s digital short Because they are ALWAYS good, but this one, sung with Adam Sandler featuring an assist from Chris Parnell, highlighted the history of character breaks on the show. Full Story

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