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Diane Keaton wants Ryan Gosling

March 23, 2012 14:11:57 Posted at March 23, 2012 14:11:57
Lainey Posted by Lainey
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Diane Keaton was in Toronto yesterday and appeared on The Marilyn Denis Show. I can’t find any pap photos of her. And there are several pap agencies represented in Toronto. For some reason, I guess Diane Keaton wasn’t a draw...?Who doesn’t love Diane Keaton? As my friend Michelle noted yesterday, Diane Keaton is universally adored. Full Story

Susan Sarandon had lipo

March 22, 2012 15:40:59 Posted at March 22, 2012 15:40:59
Lainey Posted by Lainey
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There’s a feature on Susan Sarandon in the new issue of PEOPLE. She talks about aging in Hollywood. You can read most of it here. I like the part where she talks about how there are a lot of guys out there who are attracted to interesting women. Because their mothers raised them to be. Full Story

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The GMD’s beauty routine

December 23, 2011 16:20:05 Posted at December 23, 2011 16:20:05
Lainey Posted by Lainey
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I don’t like the word “regimen”. I think because it’s often confused with “regiment” and I hate when people sound dumb. Like when they add a “d” in “whirlwind” and make it “worldwind”.  Britney used to do this all the time. And Justin Timberlake too, until he started using big words like he’s some kind of celebrity thinker. Full Story

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Still sexy, always sexy

October 14, 2011 18:49:24 Posted at October 14, 2011 18:49:24
Lainey Posted by Lainey
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Susan Sarandon was in Toronto earlier this week at the opening of SPiN, the ping-pong social club she's been supporting for a while in New York. Ping-pong is a big Hollywood deal these days. All the parties I've been to this year, there are ping-pong tables set up and famous people lining up to play, vigourously. Full Story

Michelle Yeoh for a nomination?

October 10, 2011 18:38:35 Posted at October 10, 2011 18:38:35
Lainey Posted by Lainey
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Cannot tell you how excited I am to see Michelle Yeoh’s name on almost every list of predictions, so far, for a Best Actress Oscar nomination for her performance in The Lady. That’s three out of 5 for biopics this year if Yeoh, Meryl Streep, and Michelle Williams hold up on the hype. Yeoh plays Aung San Suu Kyi, the Burmese freedom fighter and social activist who won the Nobel Peace Prize in 1990 while under house arrest. Full Story

Standing next to Helen Mirren

August 23, 2011 10:15:18 Posted at August 23, 2011 10:15:18
Lainey Posted by Lainey

Jessica Chastain in 30. Helen Mirren is well over 30. She’s 66. How many times does a 30 year old have to worry about looking not as good standing next to a 66 year old? That’s Helen Mirren. Here they are at the New York screening of The Debt last night in New York. Jessica plays a young Helen in the film which has been held for release for what seems like years. Full Story

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This Hot Bitch Behaving Badly

August 23, 2011 08:48:00 Posted at August 23, 2011 08:48:00
Lainey Posted by Lainey

Look at her. Look at This Hot Bitch stalking down the street in New York like she owns it, working her 53 years better than almost any 53 year old on the market. Sharon Stone is gorgeous. There’s help, yes, yes, of course. But even the best help doesn’t guarantee these results. That bone structure is all hers. Full Story

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45/25

August 15, 2011 08:05:23 Posted at August 15, 2011 08:05:23
Lainey Posted by Lainey

Halle Berry is 45. She celebrated her birthday on the beach with her daughter Nahla and friends in a bikini showing off a body that could throw down against any 25 year old anywhere holy f-cking crazy ass genes, non????????????????????? You know, when it comes to Hollywood, most of the time you can console yourself by attributing some famous twat’s physical superiority to a financial and therefore surgical advantage. Full Story

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Ryan Gosling ear nuzzling

July 20, 2011 10:05:15 Posted at July 20, 2011 10:05:15
Lainey Posted by Lainey

Last night at the premiere of Crazy, Stupid, Love in New York, Ryan Gosling posed with Emma Stone like she was the only woman in the world. Which is kinda what he does with his co-stars on red carpets. It was the same way with Michelle Williams too during promotion for Blue Valentine. Have I deflated your boner? I’m sorry. Full Story

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Mrs Halfpint is a DAME

July 6, 2011 13:03:00 Posted at July 6, 2011 13:03:00
Lainey Posted by Lainey

Dame Judi Dench was honoured by the Karlovy Vary Film Festival a few days ago in the Czech Republic. Earlier today, I wrote about women of a certain age, the smell of her hunger for a man, and wondered if it was offside to be making that observation about Christie Brinkley. I would NEVER make that observation about Dame Judi Dench. Full Story

A moment of Jason

June 16, 2011 12:11:38 Posted at June 16, 2011 12:11:38
Lainey Posted by Lainey

Can we take a moment to enjoy Jason Bateman? That doesn’t require an explanation, does it? And he looks SO GOOD here at The Green Lantern premiere last night. SO good. Those freckles! And young, still, without looking DONE. Boyish without any pull? This is my problem sometimes with Rob Lowe’s face. Full Story

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Oh Dame!

April 19, 2011 13:33:55 Posted at April 19, 2011 13:33:55
Lainey Posted by Lainey

Katherine Heigl only wishes… The premiere of Arthur went down tonight in London. And while Katy Perry wore a flesh coloured tight dress and showed off her 25 year old body, the real woman of the evening was, no question, hands down, the Dame herself, Helen Mirren. Please. Enjoy this. Enjoy the amazingness of that little black biker jacket. Full Story

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Ashley & Marisa

April 5, 2011 09:48:47 Posted at April 5, 2011 09:48:47
Lainey Posted by Lainey

Have received a lot of email the last couple of days about Ashley Judd’s face. She’s out in the open right now because she’s promoting her memoir All That Is Bitter & Sweet. A lot of explosive revelations about childhood abuse and how sh-tty it was growing up in that family. She’ll also be on Who Do You Think You Are on Friday. Full Story