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Ryan Gosling goes dark

April 16, 2015 15:35:00 Posted at April 16, 2015 15:35:00
Lainey Posted by Lainey
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Have you seen Ryan Gosling in The United States Of Leland? It was years ago. His character had dark hair. He was adorable. Ryan Gosling is currently working on The Big Short. His character has dark hair. He is not adorable. Maybe it’s age. OMG, in this case, a rare case, is age actually gender democratic? Ryan Gosling, the celebrity human pillow, now in his 30s, doesn’t look good with dark hair. Full Story

Hardy comes home

April 15, 2015 17:42:35 Posted at April 15, 2015 17:42:35
Lainey Posted by Lainey
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Splash News

Tom Hardy’s been working on The Revenant for months in Canada. On Monday he returned to London from Calgary. Next: promotion for Mad Max: Fury Road, one of the most anticipated movies of the season. So… he’ll be on the press tour with a shaved head and a heavy beard. A bonus for him because he seems to enjoy suppressing his hotness. Full Story

Clint, Bradley, and Suki

April 13, 2015 15:22:30 Posted at April 13, 2015 15:22:30
Lainey Posted by Lainey
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FameFlynet, Ben Dover/ Splash News, Kevin Winter/ Christopher Polk/MTV1415/ Gabriel Olsen/ Getty Images

Clint Eastwood, Bradley Cooper, and Suki Waterhouse were all at Coachella this weekend. I guess Clint is really into AC/DC. Or maybe there was a secret meeting with Beyonce for A Star Is Born. That’s going to be my theory. Anyway, as you can see, Coop and Suki seemed close. Apparently they were together in Venice on Thursday, then she went back to his place, before they both headed to Palm Springs for the festival, behaving like they’re totally back together, as Leonardo DiCaprio stands off the to the side, shaking his head in disappointment. Full Story

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Brad Pitt’s officially your dad

April 10, 2015 17:25:47 Posted at April 10, 2015 17:25:47
Lainey Posted by Lainey
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Splash

I posted shots of Brad Pitt’s grey beard in New Orleans the other day – click here for a refresher. But he was wearing his own clothes that day and hat. This time, he’s properly in costume on the set of The Big Short. And…well… the hair doesn’t match the beard, for starters. Full Story

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Taylor Swift: wins more, collects more

March 30, 2015 13:39:32 Posted at March 30, 2015 13:39:32
Lainey Posted by Lainey
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Jason Merritt/ Frazer Harrison/ Kevin Mazur/ Kevin Winter/ Steve Granitz/ VALERIE MACON/ Getty Images

Taylor Swift tried to clarify for us that it’s not “Starbucks lovers” in Blank Space last night at the iHeartRadio Music Awards when she won for Best Lyrics but it all just ended up sounding like promotion for her upcoming tour. Right? Every time she was on stage, speaking, it was about the tour. Full Story

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Katy Perry’s isolated Prismatic

March 27, 2015 16:18:58 Posted at March 27, 2015 16:18:58
Lainey Posted by Lainey
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WENN

While Taylor Swift continued her friend collection enemy isolation in Nashville last night, Katy Perry was in LA at the premiere of her concert film The Prismatic World Tour. Does it make you side with her more? The fact that Taylor seems to be systematically picking everyone off around her, with the exception of Rihanna who will not be bought or traded, motherf-cker, don’t you even dare? Not me. Full Story

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A dragon dress and Hillary Clinton hair

February 26, 2015 18:10:13 Posted at February 26, 2015 18:10:13
Lainey Posted by Lainey
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Jim Dyson/ Karwai Tang/ David M. Benett/ LEON NEAL/ Getty Images

Blank Space not Style. She’s sticking with the big hit and I understand this, but I just love Style so much and I kind of wanted a tease for what it might look like on tour. And that’s maybe another reason why she stayed with Blank Space. Because you don’t want to give away too much before she kicks that off. Full Story

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Robert Pattinson’s patch

November 14, 2014 14:49:36 Posted at November 14, 2014 14:49:36
Lainey Posted by Lainey
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Tibrina Hobson/ Getty

Robert Pattinson gave us a good look at his haircut last night at the GOGO Gala in Beverly Hills. He shaved too. And from the front, it’s not bad. That’s the best suit I’ve seen on him in a long time, no sign of any mothering hip action at all. He even seems young and more English again. Full Story

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Beyonce’s Reality Bites

October 16, 2014 15:36:07 Posted at October 16, 2014 15:36:07
Lainey Posted by Lainey
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Wenn, Splash

I can’t believe it took me this long to figure out what Beyonce’s new hair was reminding me of. Vickie! Realty Bites! It’s one of my favourite movies. And it’s not just the short blunt thick bangs. It’s also Vickie’s style. Vickie dressed like a 1950s housewife took a bath in grunge. Full Story

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Beyonce’s new blunt

October 14, 2014 19:45:04 Posted at October 14, 2014 19:45:04
Lainey Posted by Lainey
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FameFlynet, Ada/ Getty

Beyonce, JayZ, and the Blue Ivy Carter were at the Gare du Nord Station in Paris today. As you can see, B is wearing a heinous new hairstyle/wig. And, worse, it’s totally off brand. This, after all, is the person who gets the Louvre shut down so that she and her family can enjoy a private tour. Full Story

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Pippa & Lilo

September 3, 2014 17:00:47 Posted at September 3, 2014 17:00:47
Lainey Posted by Lainey
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WENN

Good name for a lame comedy act. Like their fashion. Let's start with Lindsay Lohan. No matter what she wears, it looks sloppy. It looks dirty. It looks cheap. And sequins and sparkles only make it more - sloppy, dirty, cheap. Like if you're wearing a 10 dollar dress, do it in black so that you can't see. Full Story

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This is Leo cleaned up

August 18, 2014 13:37:30 Posted at August 18, 2014 13:37:30
Lainey Posted by Lainey
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Xavier Collin/ Celebrity Monitor/ Splash

The standard expression is that someone “cleans up nice”. I wouldn’t use the word nice here to refer to a cleaned up Leonardo DiCaprio who was in Laguna Beach on Saturday for the Oceana Annual SeaChange party. I’m not sure Leo will ever clean up nice again. But I am sure that he thinks he will. Full Story

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