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Carpets & Candids: Kate’s jumpsuit and high pony

July 22, 2014 17:09:50 Posted at July 22, 2014 17:09:50
Lainey Posted by Lainey
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FameFlynet, North Woods/ Splash

It’s a good jumpsuit…but everything around it is a problem. The fake hair ponytail, I hate it. Why not just a skinny topknot? Because the combination of the pony and the platforms cheapen the entire look, non? All that’s missing is a French manicure.  Full Article

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Carpets & Candids: Maggie’s feather Tony dress

June 9, 2014 13:54:45 Posted at June 9, 2014 13:54:45
Lainey Posted by Lainey
Photos:
WENN

Don’t like it. Doesn’t fit properly. If you want to give it shape, you have to make the cinching under the bust tighter. Or take out the cinch altogether and just let it fall. The way it is now, it’s halfway between both which means it’s not making a decision. There’s nothing good about an indecisive dress. Full Article

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Carpets & Candids: Zoe’s black dress much better than the MET

May 13, 2014 16:14:10 Posted at May 13, 2014 16:14:10
Lainey Posted by Lainey
Photos:
Wenn, Michael Zorn/ Dimitrios Kambouris/ Getty

I don’t understand why Zoe Kravitz wore what she wore to the MET Gala last week except probably some designer made her do it. Last night’s Lanvin would have been so much better. I’m obsessed with this black dress. A strapless black dress that’s neither boring nor unoriginal. Full Article

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Carpets & Candids: CZJ’s genie pants

April 22, 2014 19:18:01 Posted at April 22, 2014 19:18:01
Lainey Posted by Lainey
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Dimitrios Kambouris/ Monica Schipper/ Getty

Catherine Zeta-Jones is 44 years old. You know the reaction people always have when they learn her age? Like a serious side-eye? I feel like the reason for that is how she dresses. Look at this outfit. Totally Zsa Zsa Gabor.  Full Article

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Carpets & Candids: Katie’s bowed waist

April 22, 2014 16:32:06 Posted at April 22, 2014 16:32:06
Lainey Posted by Lainey
Photos:
Wenn, FameFlynet

Um. I hate this dress. A lot. The material. You know my relationship with this material. Look at it picking up the light in the most awful places. The colour is all wrong for her too. And Jesus, that bow at the waist is gross. Also the hem looks unfinished and sloppily tucked. Finally, what is going on with her hair? Full Article

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