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Carpets & Candids: CZJ’s genie pants

April 22, 2014 19:18:01 Posted at April 22, 2014 19:18:01
Lainey Posted by Lainey
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Dimitrios Kambouris/ Monica Schipper/ Getty

Catherine Zeta-Jones is 44 years old. You know the reaction people always have when they learn her age? Like a serious side-eye? I feel like the reason for that is how she dresses. Look at this outfit. Totally Zsa Zsa Gabor.  Full Article

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Carpets & Candids: Katie’s bowed waist

April 22, 2014 16:32:06 Posted at April 22, 2014 16:32:06
Lainey Posted by Lainey
Photos:
Wenn, FameFlynet

Um. I hate this dress. A lot. The material. You know my relationship with this material. Look at it picking up the light in the most awful places. The colour is all wrong for her too. And Jesus, that bow at the waist is gross. Also the hem looks unfinished and sloppily tucked. Finally, what is going on with her hair? Full Article

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Carpets & Candids: Heidi Klum is worst dressed at the PCAs

January 9, 2014 15:53:31 Posted at January 9, 2014 15:53:31
Lainey Posted by Lainey
Photos:
Jason Merritt/ Kevin Winter/ Getty

You know who else I can’t take seriously? Heidi Klum as a model. Because she has the sh-ttest ass taste on the red carpet. What the f-ck is this business? And yet… imagine this dress on Cate Blanchett? Maybe not so hideous. Somehow Heidi cheapens clothes. I don’t get it.  Full Article

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