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Carpets & Candids: Amber’s red dress in London

June 30, 2015 19:54:04 Posted at June 30, 2015 19:54:04
Lainey Posted by Lainey
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Wenn, NW/ KP/ Elliot/ Splash News

It’s red and it gives you some side breast and there are ruffles arranged to look like they’ve been slashed so I feel like this might be a popular look for many of you. But I hate it. I hate how jarring the black ribbon looks at the back. I hate how sharply the black shoes contrast at the bottom. Full Article

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Carpets & Candids: Emilia in black and white

June 29, 2015 15:49:07 Posted at June 29, 2015 15:49:07
Lainey Posted by Lainey
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WENN

I don’t like what’s happening here. This dress. There’s too much of it. Looks great on the top but the bottom is … too heavy? Too wide? It’s like what’s going on above the waist doesn’t match what’s going on below the waist, non? The skirt wants to be petticoats and balls. Full Article

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Carpets & Candids: Vanessa’s Coachella rollout

June 17, 2015 21:35:21 Posted at June 17, 2015 21:35:21
Lainey Posted by Lainey
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FameFlynet

Vanessa Hudgens wasn’t at Coachella, dressed like an asshole, in April because she’s been performing on Broadway. So all those outfits that she accumulates through the year? She has to roll them out now. Please note that she was heading to the theatre for the matinee. Meaning she left her apartment like this, got into the car, and would have had to change as soon as she got to work. Full Article

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Carpets & Candids: Olivia's floral print and shoes

June 10, 2015 14:59:59 Posted at June 10, 2015 14:59:59
Lainey Posted by Lainey
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Dustin Harris/ Steve Zak Photography/ ESBP/Star Max/ Desiree Navarro/ Getty Images

I'm almost always down for a floral print. But this one ... Don't like anything about it. Don't like the dominant colour. Don't like the pattern. Doesn't it feel old? As in out of date? 2005? Also that's a terrible shoe choice.    Full Article

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Carpets & Candids: Taylor’s worst Tonys dress

June 8, 2015 14:25:13 Posted at June 8, 2015 14:25:13
Lainey Posted by Lainey
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Wenn, Kevin Mazur/ D Dipasupil/ Getty Images

Duana saw this dress before I did and alerted me to it. “It looks like her stomach is falling out.” She’s right. This is terrible. I wish designers would quit trying to invent ways to use pantyhose in their designs.  Full Article

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Carpets & Candids: Michelle’s Cannes pantyhose

May 14, 2015 20:43:45 Posted at May 14, 2015 20:43:45
Lainey Posted by Lainey
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Joe Alvarez/ Wenn

The f-cking pantyhose dresses… It’s just never going to be my thing. It will never be fashion forward. It will never be NOT tacky. Having said that, it’s Cannes. Country music award shows and Cannes keep pantyhose dresses alive. Also, Jennifer Lopez.    Full Article

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Carpets & Candids: Zoe’s Cannes white

May 14, 2015 20:01:39 Posted at May 14, 2015 20:01:39
Lainey Posted by Lainey
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Antonio de Moraes Barros Filho/ George Pimentel/ Getty Images

Don’t like it. Don’t like how the front is cupping her breasts. Don’t like how it’s basically something JLO would wear. And I feel like Zoe Kravitz can do more.  Full Article

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