Since Gwyneth Paltrow is always on my mind, and since she’s all over the site today, that was my first thought. That Faith Hill and Tim McGraw are in London and they can visit Gwyneth! Really though, they’re in town to perform at the O2. Obviously. But I’m sure, SURE, that if Gwyneth’s around, she’ll be inviting them over for dinner, with their girls, and eat paella, or whatever brown rice sh-t G’s up to cooking that day, and you’ll roll your eyes, even though if you were invited you would totally go, don’t lie. Full Story

Taylor Swift’s new video for her song 22 was released today on GMA. I love it. And it’s exactly what I was saying about Taylor re: Selena Gomez’s post-Bieber fun life with her girls. This is the version of Taylor Swift I wish we could have more of -- surrounded by friends, silly dancing, making memories that don’t necessarily have to include boys. Full Story

Michael Fassbender was in Jonah Hex???????????? This is what I just wrote to Sarah on BBM. Followed by... HAHAHAHAHAHAAH! I only learned this because I did a search on the photo database for “Josh Brolin + Michael Fassbender” and these shots of him with Brolin and Megan Fox at Comic-Con came up. Full Story

George Clooney is in Germany directing his next film The Monuments Men with Matt Damon, Bill Murray, and John Goodman. Goodman has starred in the last two Oscar winning pictures, right? Will he go 3 for 3 for George? Now this looks like a good time. And especially hilarious, to me at least, is that Bill Murray’s on a smartphone. Full Story

Oh that’s what they’re saying. That Selena Gomez and her friends are calling Justin Bieber a douchebag in their new dance video for Everybody Knows (your boyfriend is a douchebag). It’s very possible. Because as I’ve said before, for this generation, every move means something -- on YouTube, on Twitter, on Instagram, on Facebook. Full Story

But first, Justin Timberlake on his 5th time hosting Saturday Night Live. I mean...it never sucks. You can tell he’s worked. He’s put in the work. Especially in those increasingly tiresome “Liquor-ville/Vegan-ville/Whatever-ville” sketches. He is WORKING there. And I appreciate that. Full Story

You think Mrs Timberlake wallpapered one side of her apartment with this photo? And the PEOPLE Magazine cover of her husband jumping on her head on the other? As you know, Justin Timberlake collaborated with Jay-Z on his upcoming album The 20/20 Experience. The two will also be touring together this summer. Full Story

This is not the first time Chelsea Handler has publicly sh-t on Angelina Jolie. She’s called her a f-cking c-nt, she’s called her a homewrecker, she’s good for it every time. And she’s asked about it every time. If I were interviewing her for etalk, I would ask her too. Because she always delivers. Full Story

What a regular week for good ol’ ordinary human lady, Katie Holmes! First, she went to a basketball game,  with a mysterious yet regular looking YET attractive man (it turned out to be her agent). She seemed to enjoy herself, she made expressions, ingested diet coke, and stuck her tongue out and said “ahhhhh”, you know, all the normal basketball stuff. Full Story

Emma Stone co-announced the Oscar nominations with Seth MacFarlane back in January. Click here for a refresher. She did not attend the Oscars on Sunday, which is too bad because he sucked and it would have sucked a little less if Emma were around. Full Story

If you hate women (and who doesn’t, really?) then you’ll be shocked to learn today that, despite both being confirmed females, Kristen Stewart and Jennifer Lawrence don’t hate each other at all. Not even a little bit. In FACT (well not “fact” but according to US Weekly Full Story

Yes, I agree with most of you that BCoop looked kind of greasy, and not in the good way, with his hair all slicked back. But, unlike many, I’m a fan of the beard. Not just stubble, but a nice few days of mountain man. So he was already in my good books, even though it looked like it was going to be a tiny beard ponytail at one point. Full Story

Charlize Theron’s son Jackson had his second first birthday party over the weekend. We rag on celebrities a lot for spoiling their kids, but I don’t think two first birthdays is that unusual because anyone who has planned one knows that organizing a date is a nightmare because of activities, sports, other birthday parties etc. Full Story

This is Beysus in Elie Saab at the premiere last night for her HBO documentary Life Is But A Dream, about Beyonce, interviewed by Beyonce, directed by Beyonce. I reviewed the film yesterday. Click here if you missed it. In short, Beyonce’s direction totally sucks and this is why you have to watch. Full Story