Foot dusters. I hate them. They remind me of those pink ruffled feather Christian Louboutins Carrie Bradshaw wore on the episode of Sex And The City when Miranda went into labour. That was, like, 10 years ago, wasn’t it? What is my G thinking??? Here’s Gwyneth Paltrow in London last night at the Gambit after-party to support her BFF Cameron Diaz even though there are no pictures of them together. Full Story

As I said, I would not be surprised if she was sitting on his face as soon as they got off stage.Oh I’m sorry, was that too crude for you? Who are we talking about here? Are we talking about Prince William? Or are we talking about Ashton Kutcher who spent his 6 year wedding anniversary in a hot tub with a rally girl, NASCAR at best? And, right beside him, Elle Macpherson who. Full Story

Elle Macpherson had babies with Arpad (Arki) Busson. Then they broke up. A few years later Arki started up with Uma Thurman. They were engaged, called it off, but are still together. Yesterday all 3 were spotted at Hyde Park for the children, civilised and classy and gracious. Oh boo. But we can always play our favourite game: Photo Assumption! Why is Elle wearing a cocktaik dress? Uma is casual in jeans, Elle has decided to bring the runway. Full Story

Elle Macpherson just turned 45. She went on holiday this week and showed us that she has not lost her body. All that business about sun damage and the dangers of overtanning… Then Elle comes along and looks better than most girls half her age. It’s the genes. You can’t bottle the genes. Full Story

Should totally become a couple, based on their names and nothing else. It could happen. Last night they had dinner at the Notting Hill Brassiere, careful to leave separately but both observed to be rather smirky upon departure. You know Elle Macpherson…Elle is a total maneater. If she had it her way she was probably sitting on his lap feeding him 10 minutes into their meal. Full Story

This is Elle Macpherson dropping her kids off at school today. She has 2 sons. She looks like she’s running around on a college campus. Turning 45 at the end of the month! Do you think dad drop-off is exceptionally high at this school? Do you think she’s friends with any of the other non-supermodel moms? I wonder what they say about her behind her back. Full Story

It has long been my assertion that Elle Macpherson is perfect for perfect for George Clooney and they were together last night in London as George continues to promote Leatherheads in Europe. They were not alone unfortunately – George caught up with Matt Damon and a variety of local socialites all came out to pay their respects to the new king of Hollywood. Full Story

Elle Macpherson turns 45 in a month. 45!!! Most models are genetic freaks. Elle’s freaky sh*t is freakier than most. Bitch bakes herself in the sun half the year, has already had two kids, parties non stop with the Euro jetset, and still looks like this. Hate. Love. Check her out at some fundraising gala last night in London wearing a hot outfit only she could make work with a face still as beguiling and as beautiful as ever. Full Story

I totally get the Euro Hot. Arpad (Arki) Busson is 100% Euro Hot. Am all over it. And Uma is too. Uma’s last boyfriend Andre Balasz was cut from the same mold. Only Arki allegedly has some very bad habits. Ones that Elle Macpherson supposedly couldn’t be around if she wanted to stay clean. Full Story

They do look good together, non? Here’s Uma in NYC with her new love and Elle Macpherson’s old love, Arpad Busson – Arky for short. Totally Euro sexy… I do like her type. Rumour has it however that Arky has a little… problem. Like a raging cocaine problem: the reason he and Elle split. Full Story

After an off/on relationship with super rich hotelier Andre Balasz, Uma Thurman has moved on… to Elle Macpherson’s baby father Arpad Busson, nickname Arky. He was seen grabbing her ass in NYC a few days ago… Andre and Arky – she has a type, non? Handsome wealthy Euro-dudes with yachts, sexy in that wealthy Euro-dude way. Full Story