Her acceptance speech during the Golden Globes brought on the hate. But, apparently, there was more… In post-event frenzy, I missed this article. Thanks to Tenika for sending it over. Natalie Portman was asked about her pregnancy exercise regimen backstage on awards night. Her reply was full Fontrum Rossum. Full Story

It’s official. It’s over. The love affair, the affection, the girl crush, Natalie Portman…it’s over. Motherf-CK she was annoying. From the French Twist, to the pink sateen towel, to that red rose, and then the Tender Moment… Did you see the Tender Moment? Her name is called. Full Story

I don’t know… I feel like I’ve seen this look from her so many times before. Ivory, form fitting, and, frankly, when it comes to Granny Freeze and a one shoulder, nothing beats her own at the Costume Institute Gala in 2003. Click here to see. Full Story

My G wore white again to the Hollywood premiere of Country Strong last night. We already know she has too much superiority up her ass. Is this really the way to convince us that she can play country-worn, fragile on the outside but on the inside is something you can’t crush? If anything, at least in that dress, all we remember is that that’s Gwyneth Paltrow, always the thinnest and the tallest, and the most popular. Full Story

Kate Hudson and her parents Goldie Hawn and Kurt Russell went for a bike ride with boyfriend Matt Bellamy the other day in Santa Monica. Kate as you can see is wearing her New England Patriots cap. She’s a good friend of Mr Kraft. I have a friend who will not introduce her boyfriend to her parents. Full Story

Katie Holmes told People.com that “My husband has red roses for me everywhere I go and whenever we travel.” Jacek, we have been married almost 9 years. Thank you for the half granola bar you grudgingly shared with me this morning. And I don’t want a putter for my birthday. Full Story

Nicole Richie covers the new issue of UK InStyle. She looks great, love the styling, and the interview apparently went much better in comparison to the one she gave the Telegraph when she was in London a couple of months ago. Maybe it was because she was tired...but her bitch was out. My favourite. After all, no one ever doubted, even after having children, that Nicole Richie has some attitude. Full Story

Jesus. It’s too much fontrum, please make it stop. Jennifer Aniston picked up from Jessica Simpson and invited John Mayer into her bed. Last night she was out for dinner with a mystery man. Radaronline.com Full Story

I never want to be this embarrassed for someone. Because it’s uncomfortable. Embarrassment is awkward and ill-fitting, there’s no pleasure in feeling it, not when it’s related to you, or to someone else. Fontrum is the worst degree of other person embarrassment. And the worst fontrum I’ve felt in a while just happened after reading this report – from The Hollywood Reporter Full Story

It’s her new interview with Parade. Parade is always safe. Parade is probably more safe than People. With Parade it’s straight up celebrity ass eating. Which is disappointing in this case because my Jolie is an asskicker who can more than hold her own in an interview and thrives on confrontation. Full Story

Once upon a time, before she was lobotomised, Katie Holmes was engaged to Chris Klein. Then they broke up and before we could process the split, she was riding on the back of Tom Cruise’s manly man motorcycle and getting jiggy with Xenu. We have struggled to understand why Katie gave so much away. Full Story

New visitors to the site keep asking me about Fontrum. Click here for the Urban Dictionary definition. Fontrum is occurring with more frequency. Because people these days have no f-cking shame. See reality television. Full Story