Fontrum Articles

Celebrity examples of fontrum, defined by the Urban Dictionary as "Feeling embarrassment for someone that doesn't have enough common sense to feel the embarrassment that they should be feeling for themselves".

Fontrum by Kate Bosworth

February 17, 2012 20:15:54 Posted at February 17, 2012 20:15:54
Lainey Posted by Lainey

I learned this week that Kate Bosworth has a Twitter. Thanks WA! Or maybe that’s no thanks. Because when I went to see what she tweets about, it grossed me out.Kate’s boyfriend Michael Polish is on Twitter too. And he posted this photo below with the caption: JUST LIKE HEAVEN. Full Story

GG Fontrum: Madonna

January 16, 2012 21:20:43 Posted at January 16, 2012 21:20:43
Lainey Posted by Lainey
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Wenn, Frazer Harrison/Jason Merritt/Robyn Beck/Getty

I grew up in the 80s. Madonna was my guardian angel, my camp counsellor, my ways and my means. What I’m trying to say is that I will always want to side with Madonna. She’s connected to my youth. And those inclinations, formed in adolescence, attached to teen memory, are almost impossible to corrupt. Full Story

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Living in the GMD past

December 2, 2011 16:41:26 Posted at December 2, 2011 16:41:26
Lainey Posted by Lainey
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TORU YAMANAKA/Getty

Did you ever see that Scientology promotional video where he sits there in a black turtleneck and pretty much goes crazy? I’ve attached it as the second video below. If you haven’t already, you need to watch it. It’s f-cked up, but really, really hilarious. Especially the Mission: Impossible soundtrack that plays throughout, like it’s the Church’s official theme song. Full Story

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The Rich & Famous embarrassing themselves

October 6, 2011 17:40:02 Posted at October 6, 2011 17:40:02
Lainey Posted by Lainey

This will be the best minute of your day.I PROMISE.The GMD went to a wedding recently. At that wedding, he decided to be the Britney Spears to Larry Ellison’s Justin Timberlake. Ellison is the guy who runs Oracle. He’s richer than f-ck. And they challenged each other to a dance-off. Xenu the merciful allowed this to be iPhoned for our enjoyment. Full Story

The balcony is his shower

July 18, 2011 09:02:05 Posted at July 18, 2011 09:02:05
Lainey Posted by Lainey

Don’t question. Just... enjoy....the sight of the GMD on his balcony in Miami this weekend throwing down some serious microphone moves, totally immersed he must be in his role in Rock of Ages. And it’s not like he doesn’t know he’s being watched. This isn’t the first time the paps have shot him there. Full Story

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I can’t watch...

July 14, 2011 07:05:00 Posted at July 14, 2011 07:05:00
Lainey Posted by Lainey

Straight through. I had to break it up 45 seconds at a time. Because the Fontrum, Jesus, I mean they say everything is bigger in Texas, and, well, that applies to Fontrum too. Anyway, maybe you can stand it better than I can. Maybe you can make it all the way through and if this is indeed the case, you have a much stronger stomach. Full Story

GOOPy’s trainer kisses so much ass

March 30, 2011 08:42:00 Posted at March 30, 2011 08:42:00
Lainey Posted by Lainey

As you know, Gwyneth Paltrow is running a fitness business now with her trainer Tracy Anderson. They’ve been slowly recruiting some high profile clients including Jessica Simpson, Ellen Pompeo, and now Nicole Richie and Jennifer Lopez. The workouts now have become a giant group pimp. Here’s Nicole leaving the gym on Monday. Full Story

Begging for Movie Stars

March 28, 2011 07:10:07 Posted at March 28, 2011 07:10:07
Lainey Posted by Lainey

Written by Sarah If you follow this site regularly, you’ve probably heard Lainey and the rest of us lamenting the death of the Movie Star. And it’s true—Movie Stars, in capital letters, are a dying breed. They’re few and far between these days. Full Story

More Portman Fontrum

January 19, 2011 13:01:05 Posted at January 19, 2011 13:01:05
Lainey Posted by Lainey

Her acceptance speech during the Golden Globes brought on the hate. But, apparently, there was more… In post-event frenzy, I missed this article. Thanks to Tenika for sending it over. Natalie Portman was asked about her pregnancy exercise regimen backstage on awards night. Her reply was full Fontrum Rossum. Full Story

Globe Fontrum: Natalie Portman

January 17, 2011 11:06:27 Posted at January 17, 2011 11:06:27
Lainey Posted by Lainey

It’s official. It’s over. The love affair, the affection, the girl crush, Natalie Portman…it’s over. Motherf-CK she was annoying. From the French Twist, to the pink sateen towel, to that red rose, and then the Tender Moment… Did you see the Tender Moment? Her name is called. Full Story

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Globes Same Old: Nicole Kidman

January 17, 2011 08:00:00 Posted at January 17, 2011 08:00:00
Lainey Posted by Lainey

I don’t know… I feel like I’ve seen this look from her so many times before. Ivory, form fitting, and, frankly, when it comes to Granny Freeze and a one shoulder, nothing beats her own at the Costume Institute Gala in 2003. Click here to see. Full Story

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