At a woman. GODDAMN. Nicholas Hoult, my #2 on the Five List, was in Rome this week promoting Warm Bodies. Here he is, at the premiere after-party, clearly enjoying himself in the company of Tatiana Luter, an Italian actress. You know, now that he’s single and all. Turns out, I guess I’m not sad, not even a little, that he and Jennifer Lawrence aren’t together anymore. Full Story

If Sarah had a Robsten, it would be Rachel Weisz and Daniel Craig. During the Golden Globes live-blog, I could feel her, all the way in Chicago, wanting to turn the entire conversation into a mega gush about her favourite couple. They are indeed hot. And she makes him so. Here they are in New York last night, hand in hand, at the premiere of Cat On A Hot Tin Roof (Scarlett Johansson). Full Story

But first... DDL in a peacoat! So, this year’s Best Actor Oscar nominees... Daniel Day-Lewis Hugh Jackman Denzel Washington Joaquin Phoenix Bradley Cooper 3 of those are former Sexiest Men Alive. DDL is unquestionably sexy. Joaquin...could be sexy if he wasn’t such a f-cking MISERABLE. Full Story

It’s Sundance. So, like, indie season. Is Nicole Kidman the first name that comes to mind when you think “indie”? This is where she says she’s at now. Smart. Kidman covers The Hollywood Reporter in its Sundance issue and acknowledges that she doesn’t work in big budget movies, her subtle way of saying the audience doesn’t accept her in them, and has instead refocused her career, choosing smaller projects like The Paperboy and Stoker, which is why she’s heading to Park City. Full Story

I don’t blame you, dude. I know you’re busy, you have a lot going on, and you have a whole lot of best-dressed lists to land on before February 24th. I don’t want you think I blame you. But what in the holy hell is up with wearing orange dresses on the carpet that haven’t been camera-tested? In photos, the dress comes off as something I can mostly only describe as burnt coral. Full Story

I think it is fair to say the director made some weird choices last night. Not just failing to shoot Ben Affleck when Jennifer Lopez talked or not giving me a picture-in-picture of Taylor Swift the whole time Adele was talking. I mean, did you see how many shots there were of Jack Black?  But I can’t get too mad at the director because of all the shots we saw of Connie Britton. Full Story

It is hurting me how few photos were taken of Ewan McGregor last night. They were saving their digital cards for...I dunno, Bradley Cooper? NO! If Ewan McGregor and Bradley Cooper are on the same carpet, always, always go with Ewan McGregor. You can never go wrong with Ewan McGregor. Look at Ewan McGregor. Full Story

It’s now impossible to tell a Versace apart from a Cavalli. You know who this dress is for? This dress is for people who graduate in style from Ed Hardy. This dress is the natural progression. Why is Halle Berry dressing like she’s Christian Audigier’s wife? Check how it’s billowing on the right side of her chest, making it look like she’s swollen in one breast. Full Story

So she just emailed Tom Ford and asked him to make her a dress. And he did, using the hard shoulders from Gwyneth Paltrow’s white Oscar cape but making black the main focus, with white accents to flatter. How great does that look from the side, where the white cuts into the leg and gives you the illusion that it might be a pair of pants? And the back. Full Story

Because it’s dark. Wine. And I love a long sleeve on a red carpet. Could she have gone down a size though? I feel like it might be too big. You see how it seems loose around the breast area? Points for the colour not being annoying then but deductions on construction, right? Here’s what Duana pointed out about Naomi Watts when she was being interviewed by Ryan Seacrest, just after Seacrest tried, inexplicably, to engage Liev Schreiber in some kind of man-off. Full Story

The kind of body required to be able to work this dress... GOD. You can’t be scrawny, right? Because then you can’t fill it out. But you have to be tight as f-ck, because those cuts, those cuts and slashes will sell you out. And that colour forgives no one. Thank you for your feedback re: Sarah’s Emily Blunt Career Prospectus yesterday. Full Story

Been in LA since Friday to cover 4 junkets, including Gangster Squad and the LA premiere last night. Ryan Gosling wore the sh-t out of his brown suit. And his shoes... I looked down at them when he was being interviewed by the outlet just ahead of me on the carpet and noticed they were...what do you call it when they've been hole-punched, like a strainer? Or a "colander" as I've recently learned. Full Story

Remember Winona Ryder’s shag in Reality Bites? It’s one of my favourite hairstyles of all time. And you can’t quite get there when you cut it deliberately with that in mind. The best shags are the ones that happen naturally in the process of being grown out. Emma Watson is growing it out. Full Story

Is not like MK Olsen’s French boyfriend… The NY Post reported today that Scarlett Johansson’s been seen around town with a new French boyfriend. He has since been identified as Romain Dauriac who used to be a magazine editor and now has a vague “creative director” job title. Full Story