Jennifer Lopez attended the LA premiere last night of What To Expect When You’re Expecting. What? Of course he was there with her. He is everywhere with her. And that says more about her than it does about him. Sadly. So here’s JLo in an unflattering dress - is that a skin fold underneath her breasts??? - and dark lips and Casper Smart, who’s so big time now he doesn’t have to remove to his sunglasses, stopping for a few interviews on the carpet before blowing by the rest of the press, holding up his hand like Brad Pitt on an Angelina Jolie movie night as if to say “it’s her night boys, not mine, I’m heading inside”. Full Story

Jennifer Lopez performed Dance Again on American Idol last night. I’m in London so I didn’t watch live. But so many of you emailed about it I woke up this morning to check out the video. Why the interest? Well because her lover and backup dancer turned “lead choreographer” Casper Smart makes a grand entrance. Full Story

Like I’ve always said, JLo’s sh-t is too predictable. As we all expected. Casper Smart has been officially hired to work on her summer tour. He has been promoted from backup dancer to choreographer. Or, if you ask him, the “lead choreographer”. Apparently Casper has been shooting his mouth off telling people that he is the head dance director on JLo’s stage. Full Story

Jennifer Lopez and Enrique Iglesias along with Wisin Y Yandel announced their summer tour yesterday. JLo called it "historic" which I guess is why she commemorated the occasion with her backup dancer Casper Smart. She held his hand upon arrival at the presser. And why not? You don't actually think she'd go on the road without him, do you? Please. Full Story

Jennifer Lopez predictably bought her boy that white pickup for his birthday. Does she pay for the insurance too? Insurance can’t be that much. From all the jobs she’s been giving him to “direct” in and star in her videos, Casper Smart must be making some money. I suppose then that that would be his contribution: the $500 he pays every month to State Farm. Full Story

“Little Bear Backup is also really excited because he’s turning 25 later this week. Oh Mamma Bear, you don’t haveta get this widdle baby a pwezzie. Me just want you to wuv me. So she’ll totally buy him a pickup truck.”-I wrote this last week, on April 2nd, after Jennifer Lopez’s boyfriend Casper Smart, because he should always have a qualifier next to his name, tweeted a photo of the two of them at the beach, all loving and romantic like “bears”. Full Story

My friend Lorella emailed me earlier today with one of these photos attached and the following message:OMG. At first I thought this was JLo. God I’m so embarrassed for her. I laughed for an hour. Anyway, it’s obviously not JLo and the backup dancer, no. Here are Selena Gomez and Justin Bieber enjoying an economical picnic yesterday in LA. Full Story

Have you seen this photo? It was posted to Twitter by JLo’s backup dancer boyfriend Casper Smart with the following caption: Two little bears just watching the sunrise...Ew!Little Bear Backup is also really excited because he’s turning 25 later this week. Full Story

I love Gangster Franco. I just wish Gangster Franco had happened before JLo decided to get with her backup dancer. Then again, James Franco actually has a career of his own. That would probably turn her off. Gangster Franco’s stylings however, well, as you can see, JLo’d be all over it.Needless to say, everyone’s pointing to Kevin Federline as the inspiration behind the Gangster Franco look. Full Story

Jennifer Lopez is in Brazil to promote her reality show Q’Viva: The Chosen. As you know, she and ex-husband Marc Anthony are co-producers on the project. Marc however was not present. Instead, AS USUAL, and that’s the problem, her backup dancer/boyfriend accompanied her on the trip. As you can see, the fans they love her. Full Story

She’s on the cover of the April issue looking really good, but I also wonder why they chose to go with studio shots as opposed to a more interesting visual. Where Jennifer Lopez is concerned, there’s always a story behind the shot.The entire article has been posted on the Vogue website; it’s a total dick suck. Full Story

I don’t know how this happens but whatever, if JLo’s manager wants to run his mouth in Vogue and give us the good, legitimate gossip that doesn’t come from some anonymous commenter on a blog that people *think* *might* be a movie star, I won’t complain. Maybe this is what he has to resort to: public humiliation so that she can open her eyes and look around, finally realise she’s been squatting in the slums for several months. Full Story

JLo is shooting a video in Mexico. Some outlets are reporting that her boyfriend Casper Smart is directing it. According to his Twitter, some other dude is actually the director but that dude refers to Casper as a “boss” so he’s probably in fact “producing it” which is her way of finding him a pay source without having it come out of her own pocket. Full Story

All the American Idol people went out for dinner last night. JLo, who is incapable of slumming down every situation these days, was accompanied by the backup dancer. It really, really grosses me out the way he looks in his pants. This of course is totally not how she feels. Check out her face in the passenger seat, gazing at him on the driver side, like full of pride at her boyfriend driving a car he can’t afford. Full Story