There’s a sofa in here for two! I might still be able to quote Pretty Woman, line by line, as disturbing as it is now that I’m not 16 anymore and thinking how awesome it would be to be a prostitute given a credit card by a rich dude in a Lotus. Oh Vivian Ward. Oh Julia Roberts. I know, I know, Julia Roberts. Full Story

Any time Julia Roberts is there, hers in the best table, OK? This is the rule and it’s sacred. And when she’s seated next to Leonardo DiCaprio? Please. There’s no argument here. You won’t win this argument. How can you win this argument when she has her glasses on, probably lecturing him about something, or laughing about Jennifer Lopez’s waiter-bear, as her husband sits mute on the other side? And then there’s her dress. Full Story

I want to hold hands with Julia Roberts and endure whatever it is she’s lecturing me on as we walk from the restaurant to the car after lunch. I want! I want to be Julianne Nicholson in these photos. Julia and Julianne were out with Ewan McGregor and Dermot Mulroney yesterday in LA. They all recently worked together on the upcoming August: Osage County which everyone is predicting already for Oscar next year because of the cast which also includes Meryl Streep, Chris Cooper, Sam Shepard, and more. Full Story

I wish all the girls could have been there last night at the Shirley MacLaine AFI event. Still, it was enough to make me want to watch it right now. Maybe tonight. Maybe Jacek will go out and leave me alone to cry at the television and I can put the True Blood screeners on hold until tomorrow. Duana and I just texted back and forth about this. Full Story

I just watched the best clip ever. It’s Julia Roberts being asked the other night about Brad Pitt’s official engagement to Angelina Jolie.You know Julia. We all know Julia. There is no bitch in Hollywood quite like Julia’s bitch. And a sanctimonious bitch like Julia, even though she had her own “A Low Vera” moment, well, you can imagine what team, Jen or Jolie, Julia Roberts would have been on. Full Story

Before you Twi-Hards get carried away with your reading limitations, I’ll say now off the top that Snow White & The Huntsman looks F-CKING AWESOME and I can’t wait to see it. I was with some Universal people all week and they promised me that it will deliver. But a good movie still must be sold. And how do we sell these days? Well, the Charlize Theron strategy seems to be based on Baby & Bitch. Full Story

You're looking at the pictures going “more Julia”?  But it's not my fault that my wistfulness made her decide to come out of hiding and explain to young actresses why they have a cross to bear.  Look at the Vanity Fair cover.  She still makes you catch your breath, right?  Maybe it's the hair. Full Story

When Lainey and I write in the same room, it's long periods of silence or typing broken by intermittent screeches. We yell about whatever has gotten us excited, and then we go back to work.So a few minutes ago a picture of Julia Roberts got me thinking...sighing, almost.  I hoped she would be at the Oscars even though I know it's not bloody likely. Full Story

When I wrote about ending the Snow White “war” last week, I said it was over not because one movie was better than the other, but because they’re targeting totally different demographics and there would be little audience crossover. (Really, Relativity needs to worry about Hansel & Gretel: Witch Hunters, starring Jeremy Renner and Gemma Arterton, as it comes out just two weeks before Mirror, Mirror. Full Story

Is there a celebrity more suited to the word? I have never actually been personally lectured by Julia Roberts. But for some reason I have a memory of it, you know what I mean? And when it comes to Julia, it’s even more extraordinary, her legendary sanctimony, when in looking at her, initially, it’s the opposite effect - Julia lights up a room, still, as evidenced last night at the premiere of Fireflies in the Garden (which must be some serious sh-t because it was filmed 4 years ago and they’re only pushing it out now) with her famous big ass gummy smile and that pout that I feel I’ve known for 20 years which. Full Story

Than Julia Roberts. Right? She attended the Tribeca Film Festival screening of Jesus Henry Christ on Saturday, a movie about a boy who falls in love with a girl and just wants her to love him. No, not really. But I couldn’t resist. JHC is about a really smart boy trying to find his father because he was conceived in a petrie dish and needs to know where he came from. Full Story

Especially when Julia is around… It was Ellen DeGeneres’s 53rd birthday yesterday. And they made a big production of it on her show. Supposedly it was all a surprise; she didn’t know who the guests would be, only that each one would be a mystery. And then Julia Roberts came out first and it became all about her. Full Story

Julia Roberts isn’t papped very often anymore. But yesterday, on the day her good friend Javier Bardem received an Oscar nomination for his work in Biutiful, Julia was photographed at the Sunset Tower. And she waved. Smugly. More so than usual. Because, as noted, Julia campaigned hard for Javier. Full Story

It’s almost the one year anniversary of WHO’s NATALIE??? It was, no doubt, the best part of the Golden Globe pre-show during our liveblog in 2010. Hoping for more of that magic this time around. And now for a little Gossip Nostalgia. Remember when Julia was engaged to Kiefer Sutherland and pretty much left him at the altar? Remember when Julia took off on Kiefer three days before her wedding for Jason Patric? She was great drama then, wasn’t she? She was the best for drama then. Full Story