Fontrum by Kate Bosworth

February 17, 2012 20:15:54 Posted at February 17, 2012 20:15:54
Lainey Posted by Lainey
I learned this week that Kate Bosworth has a Twitter. Thanks WA! Or maybe that’s no thanks. Because when I went to see what she tweets about, it grossed me out.

Kate’s boyfriend Michael Polish is on Twitter too. And he posted this photo below with the caption: JUST LIKE HEAVEN.

Before you allow your eyes to roll all the way down your back into your ass...there’s more.

Twitter is a strange beast. As you’ve seen from the epidemic of bikini shots posted on Twitter, it can be the ultimate instrument for famewhores. It can also be rather insightful. You can tell a lot about a person by what he/she tweets or how he/she REtweets.

Have I mentioned this before?

About how I feel when people retweet compliments they’ve received? As in they copy the text, like “You are SO hot!” so that they can broadcast their hotness to the rest of their followers? A simple “thank you”, without the original compliment would suffice, non?

Actually...no.

Because you wouldn’t know that BooBoo957 thinks your ass is fine.

So...Kate Bosworth retweeted the photo of her boyfriend calling her “JUST LIKE HEAVEN”.

And then one of her fans tweeted back at her to say that:

Forget Johnny and June, I want a love like Kate and Michael

First ataw, that person is a dumbass. And second...

How do you retweet that sh-t without calling yourself an asshole?

Hey everybody! Someone just said that my love with Michael is more aspirational than Johnny Cash’s love for June.

As IF doesn’t seem strong enough, you know?

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