Camilla Belle? It’s a super fun game Duana introduced last week over email, starting a chain with me and Michelle that lasted a solid hour beginning with this question: Why is Lake Bell? “Why Is” is an art. “Why Is” does not apply to Megan Fox. You might hate her, and I might hate admitting it, but Megan Fox is not irrelevant, sorry. Full Story

And we quivered. My friend Duana was in Ireland recently for a family wedding. Being half Irish, she kinda has an Irish thing. And a Colin Farrell thing. So she’s been keening for Colin and this won’t help the ache… Because last night in New York at the Pride & Glory premiere, Colin Farrell actually tried. Full Story

Hands down, without a doubt, the two biggest bitches at Sundance – Teri Hatcher and Kristen Bell aka Veronica Mars. First Teri – saw her hangin’ off her man (ex boyfriend of Eva Longoria) arriving at the Village at the Lift where the Fred Segal suite was open for business. Pappies were flashing, she seemed smug and sated about finally finding herself a fool willing to date her, and at the same time desperately aware of the absurdity of the situation – he is, after all, a decent looking man with prospects. Full Story

No matter which way you slice it, this dress sucks donkey ass. ASS. All of it is ass - the fabric, the way it cuts off her arms, her makeup…all of it is ass. Southern. Belle. Ass. But curiously enough, those are also some very healthy looking breasts. Like expectant breasts. Shall we start a new rumour? Is Courteney Cox pregnant again? Source Full Story

You might be sick of my tagline but even the most amateur of gossips, the most hardcore of Nicole believers has to concede at this point that this recent well timed photo opp, in Australia no less, is much more Conspiracy than it is Coincidence. Especially since some flooze decided to blow the top off of her long term relationship with Keith, complete with illustrations and suggestive photos, to expose the fraud that is the Kidman/Urban marriage. Full Story

SOOO cute! Geri Halliwell with her daughter BlueBell Madonna – for the record, I adore the name BlueBell – bundled up for chilly temperatures. They look great, non? Especially Geri. In fact, since Blue, Geri has never looked better. Check her out earlier this week at a premiere in London – radiant, fit, healthy, and accompanied by Kenny Goss, George Michael’s longtime lover… Faghag for life, right? Love, love, love. Full Story

Angelina Jolie gets cheesy…who would have thought? But if there was ever a week to show a “softer” side, this would be it. Because tattoos and airplanes won’t win over the MiniVan Majority and there’s nothing like a cheesy, gushy, public proclamation of love to chip away at the MiniVan insecurity complex little by little. Full Story

Even by her standards, this is orange, non? Does she ever NOT tan? Check out Jen supporting Courteney at the premiere of Dirt on Saturday wearing…wait for it, wait for it… yes of course, a little black dress – totally appropriate on this night. Courteney, after all, is her fiercest ally, her shoulder to cry on, again and again and again and again. Full Story

It’s not that I don’t think she looks good – she does look good. Going dark takes away the redneck chicken fried vibe of her previous weave and it’s never a bad thing to scale back on the trash. Problem is the timing. The timing sucks. Because even though Britney has shown vast improvement, even though the body is on its way back, even though the spotty Cheeto blemishes have largely receded, she still hasn’t totally achieved fighting form. Full Story

Too posh to push and too lazy to work out…that just about sums up Britney Spears. NW Magazine reported recently that Britney arranged for a tummy tuck last week immediately following her c-section, eager to get a jumpstart on losing weight. Not surprising, of course. She is after all the poster princess for sloth, as reflected in her choice of husband, and considering that her diet consists of Taco Bell, french fries, and Starbucks I suppose going to the gym to sweat it off the old fashioned way probably isn"t too appealing of an option. Full Story

SPF v2.0, initials to match his older brother, a name chosen presumably for its air of old money and class, amusing enough considering the Spears/Federline family tree probably hasn’t extended itself beyond trailer thug territory but admirable also since Britney clearly aspires to a certain distinction for her children, no matter how much Taco Bell is coursing through their blood. Full Story